Do your legs hurt?

[Rayne]

Cuz you've been running through my mind all day!

What's the worst pick up line you've ever heard/used?

Come on dudes...enlighten us.

 

[Darling Faithy]

AHAHA I've heard the worst one yet..

"If you were a new burger at McDonald's, you'd be McGorgeous."

Omg...and..

"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."

Oh, and the all famous one..

"Are you from tennesse? because you're the only ten, I see."

 

[Old Master 3.0]

Worst pick up line? Sure I got one for ya......

"Who's your friend?"

*[cue deflating bugle sound]* Wa, wa, wa, waaaaaaa

 

[Rayne]

Worst pick up line? Sure I got one for ya......

"Who's your friend?"

*[cue deflating bugle sound]* Wa, wa, wa, waaaaaaa

LMFAO! Holy sh*t! That's awesome! I wanna try that...

I've heard the McGorgeous one but the Jamaican and Tennesse are pricless...

 

[zombie.apparatus]

my friend had a guy go up to her and simply said

"penis"

its either a slap in the face or if you are lucky they will flirt back.
i wouldnt try it lol

 

[Rayne]

I had a top 10 psycho pick up lines card years ago...I only remember a few...

Can I lick your forehead?

Your crawl space or mine?

Can I buy you a spatula?

You've stollen my heart, but that's ok, I have three more back home in the freezer.

 

[Evil Jesus]

I have to add "You have beautiful eyes" to this list as of today, I got that one, only it came from a guy... I am forever scarred... But I realy like this one.

You must wash your pants in windex, cause I can see myself in them.

 

[Rayne]

You must wash your pants in windex, cause I can see myself in them.

It worked on me...

So, you got hit on by some dude...that's competition...that I can't compete with...what's a girl to do...

 

[Lyri]

how about:

"I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

someone used that on me last week. very cheesy.

 

[Angels baby101]

A friend of mine used two he read on the web on some girl he didn't get slapped but they were almost on the floor crying from laughing so hard in his face.

"Yo baby you be my dairy queen, i'll be your burger king, you treat me right and i'll do it your way."

and the ever popular

"I may not be fred flinstone baby but i bet i can make your bedrock."

 

[Lyri]

oh. what about the classic:

Guy: 'Did it hurt?'
Girl: 'Did what hurt?'
Guy: 'When you fell from heaven, 'cause you must be an angel.'

lol

 

[Randy Giles]

oh. what about the classic:

Guy: 'Did it hurt?'
Girl: 'Did what hurt?'
Guy: 'When you fell from heaven, 'cause you must be an angel.'

lol

Do you watch How I Met Your Mother? They did a bigger/longer form of that in one episode. lol

 

[Wesley_Wyndam_P]

The worst one I used was "Have you seen my 6'9", freakishly pale friend, I lost him?" And yeah, we actually lost him, but found him, and "lost" him again because we wanted to try it out again.

 

[Rayne]

LMAO...

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

I think I crapped my pants. Can I get into yours?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

(silently mouth) I want a fig newton.

Oh my god...do any of these work? It would HAVE to be a sympathy lay...

 

[Evil Jesus]

Do you have any Irish in ya? Ya want some?

 

[Wesley_Wyndam_P]

Crushed Dead Boone agrees: How does that work as a pickup line? lol

It didn't really. I was trying to get her to come look for him with me. But she didn't believe that I lost my friend. Oh well, it was worth a shot.

 

[definition of insane]

Oh...I've heard similar. Was on a bus tour in New Zealand. Guy came round and said "Ever had some kiwi? How about right now?"

*shudder*