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please share your experiences with the illest playground game....the game that can take a nerd to hero in less than a second....

i remember this one time...we were playing dodgeball after school...i falkin nailed this kid in the balls cause he was teasing me about liking a gurl...oh...that felt good...lol...he hunched over and started to cry to the A+ leader...

lol...not one of my prouder moments...i got out by a 4th grader this summer....lol...my job was so fun when i worked with the elementary aged kids...
 
ahh...we were only in the 3rd grade...so it wasn't like it was randy johnson throwing the rock...

but it felt so good....plus the look on that weasels face...ohhh priceless....one of the few instances in my life where i took pleasure in revenge...

did you ever hit any body hard...
 
Ah yes...dodge ball...I was the queen and almighty ruler!
*insert evil laughter*
There was none who could escape my wrath!
Those poor, poor souls never had a chance...
 
i love this game...one time i was playin i was nailin everyone looks like i was gonna win and some nerd got me when i wasnt expecting it, so every other game we had i always aimed for him, i dont know how many times i wred the ball at his head...lol...
 
Same here Rayne. I blasted ass in dodgeball. I remember we used to play basketball dodgeball... in order to get the rest of your team back in the game you had to shoot a basket from the half court line which divided the two teams. I was always one of the last people left on my team, and we'd shoot the baskets while the others on our team guarded us from incoming balls. This one time, I had about four people left on my team... one girl -me, and three guys. Damn straight, I shot that ball and got my whole team back in the game. Winning at dodgeball is such a great feeling. Winning at any sport feels awesome.
 
We'd play that basketball dodgeball too. I ruled at it. I remember there was this one kid I really hated, and I'd always try to be opposite of him for teams just so I could nail him in the head 50 times. mwhaha. We'd count off for teams, so I'd try to figure out where to go to be on the other team. I was evil... and I'd bite my tongue in an evil manner when I threw balls at him. You didn't wanna be around me when I bit my tongue! That=death!
 
lol @ trey...exactly how i introduced it...i bet it felt hella good to nail that dude...

hahaha...fivebyfive got a competitive streak...lol @ blasted ass...

you know whats funny...on the last day of work this summer...we had a game....with everybody...i was kickin ass of course...but this one time...i was trying to get this irritating teen gurl out...i threw the ball...falkin hard...it was a foot off...i nailed the kelly hu look alike right in the crouch...she instantly fell to the ground...she shook it off...but i could tell she was hurt... i guess if you nail anyone in the crouch it will hurt....

and if your asking to yourself...whats with the gasm nailing everyone in the crouch...i don't know...maybe that's my purpose in life...to nail people in the crouch while playing dodgeball...
 
lol...i know how it feels...wantin to nail a certain person but always missin...hope the kelly hu chick didnt get smoked too hard...
 
lol what can I say? I'm a tomboy, love sports, and play as hard as I can. I don't do well with the losing.

And, if hit hard enough, the crouch does hurt even for a girl. Poor kelly hu lol.
 
she did get nailed hard...the ball knocked her down just by the force...i felt so bad after it...

damn...i must be subconsciously infatuated with that chick...i have to get her off my mind...a day of looking at hot college chicks will do that...
 
you know who'd i'd hit in the crouch...

falkin kiddin....lol

i remember at wrestling camp back in highschool...we played this marathon 2 hour long dodge ball game...it was so falkin fun...the athleticism made the game crazy....people were diving to catch balls...but the sad part was that we still had to practice after that....at 9 oclock!!...we were so falkin tired already from falkin running and wrestling and shiz the whole day...don't know how we got through it...
 
Originally posted by Soulgasm
you know who'd i'd hit in the crouch...

falkin kiddin....lol
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If you were referring to me you'd have to catch me first 😛
This isn't a really popular game over here in the UK but I played it occasionally, and my aim rocked. Sadly I don't play sports like a girl, I can take the rough and tumble with the best of them.
 
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