Doom Cock: The Movie

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Ladies and gentlemen, let us all welcome Doom Cock, the newest superhero! He will save us all.

The outrageous price of eggs has caused a massive outcry, heard the world over. We need a hero to put things right! Doom Cock (also known as Cock of Doom) will save us all. He wears no cape, carries no hammer, and works alone.

Unfortunately, we never know when or if he'll come. That's unfortunate, but Doom Cock doesn't care. The only thing we can do is have faith. It's not hard. After all, he might come!

 

[Skanky Vamp]

You are nothing more than a clickbait troll tease. I thought Doomcock really made a movie. Pffft.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Doom Cock does not approve of your post.

 

[Skanky Vamp]

Doom Cock does not approve of your post.

 

[thetopher]

Clickbiat. Doomcock not involved in this thread. Just some stupid animal picture.

Disavow.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

You are nothing more than a clickbait troll tease. I thought Doomcock really made a movie. Pffft.

Clickbiat. Doomcock not involved in this thread. Just some stupid animal picture.

Disavow.

1. I had absolutely NO idea there was already something/someone called Doom Cock. 😅

2. After reading both of your posts, I decided to Google this matter.

3. Both of you suck and need to get laid. 😋

 

[Skanky Vamp]

Both of you suck and need to get laid. 😋

@thetopher

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Listen guys, I can be reasonable. You were expecting something else entirely, and all you saw was that pic of a big black Cock. I understand your distress. Forgive me. 😈

 

[Plasma]

@thetopher

That’s enough of that, lol. Go directly to horny jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

 

[Xanderslefteye]

Am I the only one who remembers that Cockrells dont lay eggs, hens do

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Guys, I actually found something that should ease your angst. The craftsmanship is superb, don't you think?

You're welcome. 😊

 

[Plasma]

I swear, this entire thread is just insane. Why can’t ya’ll be normal lol

 

[AlphaFoxtrot]

Eh, the gimmick is pretty funny, and he clearly puts more work into his videos than sitting in front of his computer and hitting record. But frankly, unless it appears in Variety, entertainment news is always suspect.