Dorito creates "lady friendly" crisps

Quiet Doritos? If being a lady means I can't get crunchy with my Doritos then I don't want
to be a lady 😛. I love the crunchy stuff! Don't eat loud crunchy things in quiet places. You can just know that people will be mad at you. Otherwise I love eating food that has a crunch! I'll stick with my normal Doritos!
 
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thrasherpix
Doritos thanks you for your comment and hope more women will say the same.
Oh my god, finally. Finally someone is ready to tackle the big problems of society. Thank you Dorito's for being a pioneer, daring to break the mold and focus on the real stuff! Now I can be a lady, and eat chips!
 
Those skirts that are described are for normal people really, they are Scottish men in Kilts.
And they were being kind to the ladies, not the " wee laddies ".
By not having the ladies keep licking their finger there is less chance of the soft skin on the finger going all wrinkly, as it tends to when it gets very wet.
 
The Bronze said:
We should probably just ban women from crisps altogether if they can't be trusted to eat them properly.
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It might be for the best. I've cut the roof of my mouth several times on crips. It's an unspoken of danger to womens well-being really.
I'm thinking kids probably can't be trusted around them either... legal age limit might be a solution?
 
Why don't Dorito's just say 'Our chips are too loud for girls, you lot should just go and eat cheesy puffs instead!'
Would've got the same amount of negative attention and probably would've saved on the marketing budget. Cheeto's could've paid them off as well.
 
Fuffy Baith
Fuffy Baith
Mmm cheesy puffs
thetopher said:
Why don't Dorito's just say 'Our chips are too loud for girls, you lot should just go and eat cheesy puffs instead!'
Would've got the same amount of negative attention and probably would've saved on the marketing budget. Cheeto's could've paid them off as well.
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But that would indicate that cheesy puffs are girly, thus reducing the male purchase rates of Cheeto's (I mean, who wants to be a girl?), so I see both of them losing on that deal.
 
thetopher
thetopher
Franchise war! The noisy vs. the quiet snacks. :)
When the corn chips first came on the market they were designed to be dunked to take on the flavour of what they were dunked in, it was that dunking that stopped then having so many sharp edges it also stopped them from being loud to eat.
The Dumbo's who run the companies began to sell them pre flavoured, hence the problems of them being painful and noisy to eat is their fault. What you ought to do is buy the unflavoured corn chips and buy the dips that are available.
Or you could have a bowl of Cherry Brandy to dunk the corn chips in.
 
I don't think it's negative marketing. It's annoying, but I'm certain it will up sales because now when people wonder what chips to get, Doritos will be the first to come to mind. A lot of shopping is impulse and more on automatic than a careful selection, and marketing takes that into account. And lots more women will defiantly say they eat Doritos and maybe even buy them which is more advertisement (it's not the first time a marketing campaign has exploited feminism and similar causes in manipulative ways) while the number of loyal customers who boycott the brand over this will be too few to care about. They're not paid to make you feel better or boost your ego, only in selling the product. And this will work, and I dare say, has worked.

Marketing understands (and exploits) psychology far more than actual psychologists do (though they've recruited psychologists to help them since at least the 1950s, and there are some fascinating stories there, like how one major name brand today probably would not exist today had not a psychologist worked his mojo for the company in coming up with a bizarre ad campaign that actually worked back in the 50s * ).

* Here's what I was thinking of (though I understand not everyone agrees with this conclusion):

A Creativity Lesson From Betty Crocker
 
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HowiMetdaSlayer
HowiMetdaSlayer
bring this back!
Hhahaha if this is true someone is living under a rock and has no idea what issues women in the world has to face. Ladies, beware of the loud Doritos, it might stop a man from marrying you!!!!

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I was following up on my theory of dunking them Doritos when I found a slush fund named after that bible story - The Samaritan - that fund is secretly dealing with home improvements.
Now I don't understand the details but they are developing a way for 'safe' rooms to be installed in every house: thereby having a room to eat Doritos and not have people hear that loud crunchy non-ladylike manner of eating.
There was on problem though, where all that extra money was going to come from.
Following the Samaritan trail I discovered files in the folder Zombie, that some people who had cut the roof of their mouth with crips and sometimes with crisps.
The cuts were laden with specifically flavoured salt that renders the user addicted to the Doritos.
I found a great amount of $ had been invested in the company and also in a pharmaceutical company.
Now excuse me while I go to my research lab, we are testing to see if the injections folk have to numb the pain when having dental work can be laced with flavoured sugar to get the people addicted to a certain type of candy.
Lots and Lots more money for us: Oh, you might be interested to know who benefits from all the extra money, The House of Black Thorn.
 
Now there is a thing, by eating them Doritos the woman may stop the man from wanting to marry her. New advertising gimmick - Feminist Doritos.

Get the new women on Charmed to only eat the Feminist Doritos.
 
ILLYRIAN said:
New advertising gimmick - Feminist Doritos.
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I could see this...only in this case, it's silent chips for the MEN, let men oppress women by "munching" over their words to silence them and establish dominance. Men must eat the new Doritos or they're "misogynists." 😀

(For god's sake don't suggest this on some scary place like twitter or someone will probably try to actually make it a thing! 😱 )
 
("let men oppress" should read "lest men oppress")
 
ILLYRIAN said:
Now there is a thing, by eating them Doritos the woman may stop the man from wanting to marry her. New advertising gimmick - Feminist Doritos.

Get the new women on Charmed to only eat the Feminist Doritos.
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We could have a whole brand of Feminist Pepsico food. Feminist Lays chips, Feminist Cheetos, Feminist Tostitos...

I mean how else are we Feminist women gonna know how to choose a gender equality brand if it's not clearly indicated on the packaging?
 
MarieVampSlayer said:
Feminist Lays chips
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The number of sins here...portraying feminists as people to be "laid" and with a "chip" on their shoulders. If the rest of the internet learns, you will be labeled for the misogynist scum you are.

(Given that all too many really are this ridiculous, I should point out I'm kidding, more mocking those who genuinely are this bad, and yet for some reason academia doesn't study what's wrong with them despite that so many of these people are conveniently going to college.)
 
MarieVampSlayer said:
We could have a whole brand of Feminist Pepsico food. Feminist Lays chips, Feminist Cheetos, Feminist Tostitos...

I mean how else are we Feminist women gonna know how to choose a gender equality brand if it's not clearly indicated on the packaging?
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Thought we already had those. 😉
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thrasherpix
That's actually the only brand of Cheetos I like, though even that is rare for me.
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