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This post could go in KD's good deeds topic, but I deserve my own topic damnit.

I did TWO good deeds today, take that!

My friend phoned me to meet him, he was consoling his misery with alcohol. I could tell over the phone that he was already so far out his tree he was climbing up someone else's. By the time I got to the pub he was already being refused any more drink. I convinced him to go quietly, but he had quite a bit of difficulty lifting the heavy carryall he had with him.

Normally I would have told him to go 'home' and just went on my way. But I guess I've got the christmas bug, I took the carryall off him and walked(pretty much carried) him the half mile to his brothers house..(his new home).

For you, this is probably just what a friend would do. For me to do this, I assure you, is a good deed.

Good deed part deux.

On my own way home from his brother's I passed a girl who was having difficulty locking the shutter for the shop she works in. On a normal day I would just walk passed, maybe laugh at her awkwardness. NOT TODAY, SUNSHINE!

Gentlemanly an' all that, I offered my assistance. The shutter, you see, was stiff. With the strength of ten bears I pulled the shutter down and she inserted the key and locked it,(took me a few tries actually).

Now I know what you're thinking. I only helped so that when I succeeded I would exploit her gratefulness, knowing it would be harder to refuse, and ask her if she wanted to go for a drink.

WRONG FOOL

I had no intention of asking her if she'd like to go for a drink.. on account of her being 'a tad tubby'. I'm sure underneath that blubber is a great personality.. she did have a lovely smile and a nice big pair of coconuts. Which, by the way, a minute of them bouncing around as she struggled ensured that it wasn't only the shutter that was stiff!!😛

There you have it, my two good deeds. Marvel at my generosity and unconditional benevolence.
 
How very human of you dearest. Keep that up and your little angry bunny heart might just grow right on out of your chest.
 
See, with me I've done enough good deeding this year to make Jesus look like. well frankly, look like you, so on basic deed comparison I wouldn't do much more than laugh....hahaha.
HOWEVER, when the person doing the good deed is actually you, obviously you need a whole nother set of parameters of which to define what has happened.
In your acts of kindness today, you show the markings of the first missionaries who took it upon themselves to 'teach' the savages of Africa the ways of Christ.
You should be commended for that good sir, as i'm sure the missionaries were and are.
And, so what if the young lady was 'a tad tubby', you did indeed get momentarily 'awoken' and still decided against it.
You truly are a king amongst men. From this moment on, forsaking all others I have worshipped before this day, I bow only to the 'House of Arad'....or at least get on my knees in front of you😉
 
*stares in shock*

Dzhugas, i momentarilly take back every thought of killing you in every imaginable way, and start to brainwash myself into thinking you are actually a very nice man.

HOWEVER

There was a catch to helping that poor woman, her coconuts, BUT being male i know it was a natural reaction, that prompted the good deed, see there is a purpose to these things....

That angry pink bunny, i guess got infected by the spirit of christmas.

Tell me are you feeling ok? 😛
 
Christmas needs to go and get over with.

A) I want me some presents.

and B) Kind deeds from you scare me. Especially if they weren't for your own good.
 
Bored of the Dead said:
You truly are a king amongst men. From this moment on, forsaking all others I have worshipped before this day, I bow only to the 'House of Arad'....or at least get on my knees in front of you😉
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This left me a bit bemused until I realised you were referring to my king status. You're on your knees for me to.. knight you.. with my sword.
arabella said:
How very human of you dearest. Keep that up and your little angry bunny heart might just grow right on out of your chest.
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HOW DARE YOU. Take that back. There is nothing human about me, I certainly don't have a... heart.
 
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Edmund Blackadder
Yeah, ummm, Knight me:)
Nope, your blood flows through an entirely different organ, obviously!

Coconuts, really. Next you'll be fantasising about Nigella Lawson's overly adequate melons. :drool2:
 
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