LMAO! These are good stories...
I'm basically a walking embarassment...I've triped, fallen out of and over things, wet myself in public, farted in front of the class and cute guys, choked talking to guys I liked, laughing and having snot fly out my nose, had toilet paper hang from my pants and shoes, had people hang gross things from my backpack, been de-pantsed in public, been chased by dogs, had food dumped on me, fallen down stairs, been teased and laughed at, given infinate amounts of wedgie hell, walked in on in the bathroom, woken up naked places...sometimes with people looking at me...yeah, I'm gonna stop now...I just reminded myself what a loser I am...wow...I should be in the peoples champions...