Embarrasing Stories

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Here is a place where you can post an embarrasing story. I have a really big one that I can type later, I find it funny... Anyway, post your stories here. Here's one that just happened to me.

I just made the biggest scene in the liquor sore. I was there with my dad to buy some liquor and what not for Christmas and all the men in the place were wearing old beat up clothes like in the Buffy movie. And I'm really sick, could have to be hospitalized, so I'm on 6 medications. And I was like "oh my god! I'm in vampires R US!" and all the people looked at me and this one guy ran at me, and I got all scared but it just turns out he was going to leave. maybe he didnt like my insult......
 
lol that is pretty bad

well in math class we had this really creepy substitute and he told us not to get up when the bell rang and i wasnt listening so when the bell rang my friend and i got up talkin all loud and laughing and it was like dead silent and they started yellin "sit down!" and when my friend and i hurried to get a seat i pushed her off the chair we both sat on it was EXTREMELY embarssing
 
I was in the cinemas and I was a very drunk and I turned on my seat and next thing I knew I was on the floor and all my mates was laughing and all the people and the row started laughing to say I was drunk I was so embarssed.
 
Hasn't there already been a thread like this? Hm, well, this one just happened yesterday:

I'm currently at my parent's house for Christmas. The whole family is over and everyone's talking about ... I don't know, car tires or something. Well I get up to get a coke and when I get in the kitchen, my 15 year-old cousin is stirring something in a big pot on the stove. I walk behind her to see what it is and I guess I startled her by talking because she jumps and all the SPAGHETTI sauce flys from the big spoon and lands on my new WHITE shirt. And of course, everyone walks in at that very moment and starts laughing. Well I start laughing too, but there's more!

Well, I thought I'd just go to the bathroom and clean myself up. There's a glass door that seperates the kitchen from the hallway that goes to the bathroom. And it's all glass! I guess it was just really shiny then because I walk straight into that thing and my nose still hurts today ... I swear I am the biggest clutz on this earth ...
 
oh yea crashin into doors thats my area i was at a party and i was lookin for my mom and i crashed into a screen in front of everyone and of course they laughed i ran away embarassed and they laughed some more
 
Well, I guess I'll stick to the theme for now...I went to the mall VERY tipsy one night with my mom and would-be stepbrother and I saw Victorias Secret. Well most of you know how loud drunken people are...well said something like "Ooh..you'd look good in this!" And when I turned my head to laugh at him I triped into the rack and almost took it down with me. THEY didn't think it was so funny but I sure as hell nearly wet myself. I was actually embarassed for HIM not myself.
 
On the subject of Victorias secret, one time I went into victorias secret looking for a strapless bra, and like the attendants of the store like totally surrond me and everything and I messed up my bra size and said I was a 24 B, instead of a 34 B...the lady didnt even try to correct me, so she was like "the smallest we have is a thirty, and I'm sure that would fit you fine"....grr, that was embaressing.
 
WOW...That would be. I' m sorry that happened!

Has anyone here ever farted in front of the entire class room?

I did...I was sitting in the front taking notes on the floor and I leaned forward and it just slipped out! 😱 LOL!
 
Once a wrote a fanfic with my sister,she posted it in her own site and then I posted it in another site,ppl thought I stole the story...it was embarrasing for me
 
Lol what catagory?Boys, tripping, getting drunk, spillin stuff on me, bad hair day, etc.etc.etc

you name it, im the girl it happened to!
 
hm, embarrasing stories, I don't have that many atm, but last week, it had snowed overnight, and it was garbage day and my dad asked me before I left for school, if I could take out the garbage(now, I leave at 6:45ish am to drive to school) and so I actually remember to grab the garbage, and was all proud of myself that I did so and i went walking down the driveway, and boom, next thing I know, I'm sitting on my ass trying to figure out how I ended up on my ass.....it hurt though. So I end up getting up, taking the garbage out and make it safly to school, and I walked over to my friends locker to talk and a few other of our friends came over and I was telling Amy about my morning and Laura comes over and I can't remember what happened, but I did something else and Laura kept calling me an accident waiting to happen and said they needed to stay 3 ft away from me...so I decide to be fun and go and lunge towards Laura....well forgetting that my shoes were wet and we were on lenoleum(sp), I ended up on my ass a second time.
 
Last year, period one gym was the best ever. I was with a lot of my friends - Jessica (my sister), Britney, Sabrina, Ramona, Jessica, Raven, Katlyn, Sean, Chris, and Jonathin.

So, for one cycle we were playing baseball. And me and the people I listed above are the people who don't give a ****, we are just there to socialize. So, we're all out on the field and the game is going on and we aren't paying attention. (My sister got hit with the ball and it was sooooo funny). My friend Brittany starts going with "Let's play a game, it's called - Guess the sexual position." So, in the middle of the baseball game, in the middle of 'fire' we were acting out sexual positions! It was sooo funny, and it turned out that when Jonathin FINALLY got it, everyone else was clapping because they were listening to us.

Then a few months earlier, Britney didn't have her gym clothes and that is an automatic 10 points off your grade. So, she was giving these excuses to the teachers and they weren't believing her. I felt bad so I walked over to them and put my arm around her and I said "I thought the doctors told you not to play gym?" and the gym teacher said something like "What?" and I said "Britney is pregnant and I'm the father, she shouldn't be doing gym." So, Britney got 3 months off from gym, and when she desided to play again we just told the teacher "we lost the baby". LoL.

Not that embarrasing I guess
 
Originally posted by Parker Summers
I just made the biggest scene in the liquor sore. I was there with my dad to buy some liquor and what not for Christmas and all the men in the place were wearing old beat up clothes like in the Buffy movie. And I'm really sick, could have to be hospitalized, so I'm on 6 medications. And I was like "oh my god! I'm in vampires R US!" and all the people looked at me and this one guy ran at me, and I got all scared but it just turns out he was going to leave. maybe he didnt like my insult......
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Or maybe, he WAS a vampire and ran away cuz you figured it out.... 😀
 
3 years ago i was with my friend in Vienna.There was a sale in one of shops so we went there.We saw a woman bout 40 wearing tight jeans and short shirt.She soooo should not have worn it,so when she grabbed T-shirt size S my friend started to joke bout her in Polish..It was funny,but when we were leaving that woman passed us, stoped and said in Polish:I like my style..I was really embarrased...
 
Re: Re: Embarrasing Stories

Originally posted by Jacklyn
Or maybe, he WAS a vampire and ran away cuz you figured it out.... 😀
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Or maybe, he ran because he knew I was the Vampire Hunter! Dun-Dun-Dun!
 
My most embarrising story...Uh...So many to choose from...Ummm...Oh here we go...It's not that bad...But remember that i dont like veggies!EWW!I am like, a mean-atarian!No vegstables for kris!
When i was like 4 or 5 i was in the car and me and my rents were going shopping and i said to my mom "I'm not a virgen and i never will be!"(we all know what virgen is) and ofcourse i ment vegitarian, but i was little...Anyways, my parents look at eachother like "oh shiz-etts what happened?"

It's not that bad...Need more?I got lots!
 
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