Article End of the World is Less than 5 hours Away

BANANABUFFY PARTYYYYY!

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CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON!

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OH.

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What type of wood is your table made from? Imported, exported and imported? Resonstituted or recycled. And how did you talk to your table? I won't ask how your table understood you.
 
Since it's my party and I'm hosting, I'm going to give myself even MORE to celebrate.
Thanks for the shoes though, Christopher. I needed some of those.

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Just a few things that make me happy.

CELEBRATION!!

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My table and I have very good communication. Right now he is crying and it's really annoying. Maybe if your tables stop crying then he will stop too?
 
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Christopher
More pictures like the second one down please, that is hot.
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I scrolled down and wasn't paying attention to usernames or avatars, saw Taylor and said "SAV!" I love you!
BananaBuffy,
I think I have discovered why your table is crying, it thought it was made of Sheoak, then you go and tell it she is a he.
 
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Christopher
Mahogany tables are the worst.
The lighter side of the coming rapture 🙂

In a huge coincidence a volcano in Iceland has just started erupting. Hopefully it won't cause another kerfuffle with air travel like last year (or end the world) but it does confirm to me that Iceland has one objective: trolling Europe. Pics of the volcano erupting:

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Was the window open or closed at the time? Speaking of time, what time was it, cos, as it was heading down to the ground it may have thought that the end of the world was pretty well nigh.
 
I wonder how many times people have said that the world was going to end..

ca. 2800 BC:
According to Isaac Asimov's Book of Facts (1979), an Assyrian clay tablet dating to approximately 2800 BC was unearthed bearing the words "Our earth is degenerate in these latter days. There are signs that the world is speedily coming to an end. Bribery and corruption are common." This is one of the earliest examples of the perception of moral decay in society being interpreted as a sign of the imminent end.

Late 4th Century:
St. Martin of Tours (ca. 316-397) wrote, "There is no doubt that the Antichrist has already been born. Firmly established already in his early years, he will, after reaching maturity, achieve supreme power."

1998:
The year of the Rapture, claimed Donald B. Orsden in his book The Holy Bible - The Final Testament: What is the Significance of 666?. "Take your super computers, you scientists, and feed the number 666 into them. The output will be the proof God gives that 1998 is the year Jesus will take the faithful with him...."

Early 21st Century:
In 1143, St. Malachy prophesied that there would only be 112 more popes left before the end of the world. Pope Benedict is the 111th, which means that the world will end in the early 21st century.

Dec 31, 2011:
Solara Antara Amaa-ra claims that there's a "doorway of opportunity" lasting from January 11, 1992 to December 31, 2011 in which humanity is given the final chance to rid itself of evil and attain a higher level of consciousness, or doom will strike.

2012:
James T. Harmon's Rapture prediction #3. (Oropeza p.89)

Dec 21, 2012:
Terence McKenna combines Mayan chronology with a New Age pseudoscience called Novelty Theory to conclude that the collision an asteroid or some "trans-dimensional object" with the Earth, or alien contact, or a solar explosion, or the transformation of the Milky Way into a quasar, or some other "ultranovel" event will occur on this day.

Dec 23, 2012 :
The world to end, according to the ancient Mayan calendar.

And finally March 21, 2011. Wasn't the earthquake supposed to be at like 6 PM *looks at phone* Uhh it's 6:45 where I am..guess it is running late.
 
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Christopher agrees: More pictures like the second one down please, that is hot.

HAHA, I thought you'd like her.

As you wish.

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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFlHsKExcYg"]YouTube - ‪The Pretty Reckless - Miss Nothing‬‏[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txBfhpm1jI0"]YouTube - ‪The Pretty Reckless - Make Me Wanna Die‬‏[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYeGw-bo430"]YouTube - ‪The Pretty Reckless - Make Me Wanna Die (Viral Version)‬‏[/ame]

Yup, my favourite band ever.

That's some music for our little party.
 
Well, the window was open, and it was at least 6:30 when it got the boot. It realized that everything was okay at least fifteen minutes later.
 
OhWow,
and what do all those instances have in common?
They were all written on wooden tables, now that is why the table was crying.
 
It sure is! *hugs all the crazy people up in here*

I mean hey, if the world is (not) going to end, why not (not) go out with a hug?
 
Now this thread (because it has no other use) is dedicated to the crazy people and has now been effected by ZOBOBUFFY

Aren't I so lucky to have such a great bestie?
 
But there is an art to being silly, and to do it properly we need to be clever. Talking to trees and wooden tables not withstanding.
 
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