Entropy - A measure of the disorder or randomness in a closed system.

[OneEyedXander]

Be random its fun. Here I'll show you.

If the eyes are the windows to the soul, then Visine is like the Windex.

 

[nerd4hire]

Who's braver, the first guy to break the sound barrier in an aircraft, or the guy who tested the first parachute? Who's dummer?

 

[BillieHunter]

If you get hit by a train, do they call you railroad kill?

How come squirrels can't get rabies?

 

[bad_azz_slayer]

if kids star in R rated movies do they get to watch them?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

 

[killerdwarf]

If you were going the speed of light in your car, then turned on the car's headlights, would you be able to see them?

If the truth will set you free, why do people get locked up when they plead guilty?

 

[nerd4hire]

Yeah, and if you jumped, just before the plane crashed, would you be OK?

 

[MentPatient]

Why are penguins birds if they don't fly?

 

[OneEyedXander]

if a deaf boy swears does his mother wash his hands.

why is abbreviation such a long word.

 

[killerdwarf]

If a fortification means a large fort, why doesn't ratification mean a large rat?

 

[nerd4hire]

These two young girls came to my doorstep last night with a "ratification" in a box.

They found it stumbling around in the parking lot. It had gotten into the rat poison. They wanted to know what to do with it. They thought they should call the SPCA.

I told them to take a shovel to the box, and not stop smashing, until their hands blistered.

God those "ratifications" creep me out.

 

[BillieHunter]

Yea, there was a "Ratification" outside my back door yesterday....

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Ahhh...so who else found crazythoughts.com...? That site's mad funny...

This one is actually quite an intersting question..
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
hm....

 

[Mr. Pointy]

This one is actually quite an intersting question..
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
hm....

I believe that in UK courts an atheist can opt to make an affirmation to tell the truth and I guess non-Christians can also opt to swear on their holy book instead of the Bible (but I'm not 100% sure about the last bit)

 

[Jacklyn]

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?