Episodes That Will Never Be

^ Thanks. I'm currently working on a full script for that episode. I don't quite have the plot figured out yet, but I do have some funny quotes.

Anya(in Xander's body): We have got to figure out a way to reverse this. You know, seeing as how much I love 'em, I thought it would be a lot more fun having a penis. Let me tell you, the mastubation is inatiquite.

Xander(in Buffy's body): I would appreciate it if you didn't touch my body!

Anya: Oh yeah, like you're not playing around with Buffy's puppies 24/7

Xander: I have no time to. Do you know how hard it is just to put on a bra!

Buffy(in Giles' body): You saw my exposed breasts?

Xander: No Buff, I keep my clothes on when I changed clothes.

Andrew(in Dawn's body): People, people, I think we've all seen our new bodies naked.

Dawn(in Andrew's body): Ew.

Buffy: Andrew, when I get my body back, I'm kicking your ass.

Willow(in Spike's body): Well I sure as hell haven't seen Spike naked.

Spike(in Willow's body): What's that supposed to imply?

Willow: That I prefer the company of women.

Kennedy: Yeah, you know Willow, even since you went inside that body I've had no desire to be with you. Spike, do you mind if I make out with Willow's body today?

Spike: Eh, no complaints here.

Buffy: Spike! Not that I care or anything...

Andrew: Wait a minute, you're Spike? I thought you were Giles.

Buffy: No, that's Giles*points towards Anya's body*

Giles: Look, as hilarious as all these sexual jokes are, we have to get to work unless we want to be in these bodies forever.

Dawn: Oh sweet merciful God, NO!

Buffy: Anya, you're no fun ever since Giles took over your body!
 
I would've liked to see an episode about some butt-kickin action when Buffy lived in LA. We only got a few bits of it in Becoming, it would've been neat to see her blow up the gym.

The slayer before her would be neat also.

And we've never seen Xander's parents, have we? That would've been nice to see them.
 
Originally posted by Billy_Blood
^ Thanks. I'm currently working on a full script for that episode. I don't quite have the plot figured out yet, but I do have some funny quotes.

Anya(in Xander's body): We have got to figure out a way to reverse this. You know, seeing as how much I love 'em, I thought it would be a lot more fun having a penis. Let me tell you, the mastubation is inatiquite.

Xander(in Buffy's body): I would appreciate it if you didn't touch my body!

Anya: Oh yeah, like you're not playing around with Buffy's puppies 24/7

Xander: I have no time to. Do you know how hard it is just to put on a bra!

Buffy(in Giles' body): You saw my exposed breasts?

Xander: No Buff, I keep my clothes on when I changed clothes.

Andrew(in Dawn's body): People, people, I think we've all seen our new bodies naked.

Dawn(in Andrew's body): Ew.

Buffy: Andrew, when I get my body back, I'm kicking your ass.

Willow(in Spike's body): Well I sure as hell haven't seen Spike naked.

Spike(in Willow's body): What's that supposed to imply?

Willow: That I prefer the company of women.

Kennedy: Yeah, you know Willow, even since you went inside that body I've had no desire to be with you. Spike, do you mind if I make out with Willow's body today?

Spike: Eh, no complaints here.

Buffy: Spike! Not that I care or anything...

Andrew: Wait a minute, you're Spike? I thought you were Giles.

Buffy: No, that's Giles*points towards Anya's body*

Giles: Look, as hilarious as all these sexual jokes are, we have to get to work unless we want to be in these bodies forever.

Dawn: Oh sweet merciful God, NO!

Buffy: Anya, you're no fun ever since Giles took over your body!
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ROFLMAO, that's freakin funny as hell! you captured the characters really well, especially anya!
 
He did a cameo on Angel once as Numfar, and he did the voice of some weatherman on TV in Buffy!
 
And we've never seen Xander's parents, have we? That would've been nice to see them
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They were in Hell's Bells, Xander and Anya's non wedding.

Xander's Dad is really nasty but his Mom is not so bad, I felt quite sorry for her actually!
 
Xander's Dad was also seen in "Restless". I think the body switching idea is good, but I doubt it would happen just because something similar has been done before "This Year's Girl/Who Are You?" and even "The Killer in Me" to an extent. I write Angel and Bufy scripts though for a number of sites and such and I think I might adopt the idea just because it would make a good script, of course if you don't mind.
 
I was thinking about it today and I actually got a REALLY interesting and good plot to go with it that is full with all sorts of twists and surprises and I even got Kennedy involved. I may have Giles have taken the SITs to a training camp or something though because writing for 9 characters is enough, we will see though.
 
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