Ever Had A Really Weird Dream?

No Angel

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Post your weirdest dreams here. Lets see what your sick minds can come up with. 😀
 
well lol I've had lots but one was...

I was in a church with all these nuns and they locked me in an attic and they sent up a little kid who told me i had the devil in me and i couldn't be cleansed then they took me out back and tried to drown me in the lake and i ran through the woods and ended up in the attic and there was lots of broken crosses so the nuns came in and blamed me i woke up screaming I didn't break the f*cking crosses damn God loving B*tches......

Such bad language i know and i said it to mom too...
 
Nuns eh??? You like god alot or just watched too much Buffy? Heres mine.....

Um last night actually. I was in my room with this person I don't know. My house also for some reason happened to be warped as in (Way different outside of my room). We were talking and the lights went out and the room started rolling back and forth. I could here my dad yelling 'its cause of the waves'!!! but we wern't on a beach. The girl turned out to be the girl I have a cruch on in school. (won't mention her name otherwise Vamp somayya will knwo who it is). My room stopped shaking but was badly tilted and the floor broke away when 'she' got up. 'She' ended up in this oil well (a pool at my uncles) and couldn't get out. I dived in after 'her' and some how swam us both out. we both walked through a door. (by now I'm forgetting soem parts). We ended up back in my room. (tilted but not as bad and no hole). I crawled into bed and 'she' got into a hammock above me (not really there). 'She' said somehting like 'why does the ceiling act blue? then said but your arm up.' I don't remember much after that except the nice thought of her holding my hand.

Whats this mean???

I edited to reply to Angels baby.
 
when i remember what i dreamt, yeah it's mostly pretty weird... and for some reason, the weirdest the dream is, the more i regret waking up...
 
Heh, if I tried to remember the WIERDEST dream I believe my head would explode. WAY too many to recall...One of many that pops into my mind is actually more gorey than wierd...It was one of the more vivid ones in the straight YEAR of nightmares I had EVERY SINGLE NIGHT...

I walked through this door to the head of some stairs. Someone slamed the door behind me and I couldn't get out so I walked down the steps. Straight ahead off the stairs I see this woman chained to the wall, well, half of her anyway. Her lower half was chopped off and her intestines and severed spinal cord were hanging out. I turned left and off to my right was a skewered head on a spit. It was shaking as if saying no and I can still her the squishy noises that it's brain was making against the rod that was slamed through it...when I stumbled past that I saw another door so I ran to it and began slipping around. I looked down and saw blood and gore all over the floor as I almost tripped on another head that was convulsing on the ground. I finally reached the door and as I was trying to get it open I heard this grumbling sound behind me. I turned and there was this 7ft guy lunging/tumbling toward me like something out of a Texas Chainsaw movie. It looked like he had skined someones face and was wearing it like a mask. At that point everything shifted and I was suddenly in a knife fight. (In real life I have a knife called a Cobra. the blade is like an elongated axe with spikes all down the front of the handel) I was fighting with this but I was doing everything in slow motion. My muscles were locking up and I felt drained. Suddenly I was lying on the floor trying to write something like..."I wasn't in pain" My toung felt thick and my neck was hot. When I felt it I realized that my throat had been slit. I could feel myself dying and everything moving away. Then I woke up.
 
One of my weirdest dreams is actually Buffy centric. It was like two days before the series finale, so I actually had a dream I was watching a weird messed up version of the finale. Here's how it went.

The dream began with the Scoobs meeting up in my living room. But the group consisted of Buffy, Xander, Spike and some dude I went to high school with (short little fat dude with a green mohawk, named Jeremy). So they are trying to figure out how to stop the First from taking over the world. Then someonke says, let's go ask Angel what he thinks we should do", so they leave my living room. Flash to the scoobs looking a around a carnviel tent, they pass by trapizez artists, clowns, monkeys, then finally they find Angel holding a dog in a tutu. He puts the dog to the ground and watches hthe dog dance on two legs. Then he claims he knows how to defeat the First. With an intense look he tells buffy "You must go to the moon, that's where The Firsts Lair is" So then we flash to Buffy in a space shuttle all alone blasting off towards the moon and that's the last you see of her in the dream. Flash to Caleb running down a sunny beach holding a brief case of money. The money spills out as Xander, SPike, and Andrew chase him wearing Miami Vice clothes. But before they can catch him he's stoped by somoen else, it's Pamela Anderson and her V.I.P chicks. He tells them there is nothing they can do to stop him from stealing the money from the orphanage. But then Pamla Anderson says she knows how to stop. Then her and her V.I.P comrades start stripping, shortly after Cleb explodes. And then I woke up thinking what a crappy series finale
 
HAHAHAHAHA! I think maybe you've been watching too much tv! That's so funny! I love the dog with the tutu. Beautiful...I wish I could have seen the boys dressed like Miami Vice...
 
I've had a coupld of weird dreams, that I remember anyway:

1. A couple of years ago, I had this strange dream that my friend had a pet tiger named Isabell. (don't ask why) The tiger went missing, so we went to Africa to search for this Tiger. When we got there, we wandered around trying to find this stupid tiger, and out of no where, Giles appears infront of us. He says "You have to stop the tiger" and then explodes into dust. THen, I woke up.

2. I had a dream a few weeks ago that I was drowning. I woke up and my window was open, with rain pouring into it, making my room soaked.

3. I had another that I dreamt I woke up. I look at the clock and it's 2:30 am. I look around my room for some reason, and it suddenly becomes extremely cold..(like I could see my breath.) All of the sudden, out of the corner of my eye, I see this white light. I turn to look at it, and there's this figure standing by my closet, and all I can see is the white light with an outline of a person. Then it starts to kinda float towards me. As it gets closer, it gets colder and colder, and then it reaches out and grabs my throat, and chokes me almost to death. When I lost conciousness in the dream, I actually woke up. The wierd thing was, the time was 2:30.
 
Ive had a fwe weird ones-Zombie Dogs were walking around-lol-ermmmm,then there was one of flying fish in my school....there is tooooooooooo many to list!!
 
My mom was convinced that Cher was stalking me, but she wasn't!
 
lol! that's great! I had this one that I just remembered, that for some odd reason, my high school turned into a bowling alley...and movie theater...it was really strange
 
I ad a weird dream last night.

Me and some mates was walking along this road and these Demons from Buffy(Ep.The Zeppo)came up to us then we started fighting them and they was too many and then we wo sat in this like grass area and these cars was driving around us and playin music and some gettin stopping and we knew the people in them and then we started talkin to these plp we knew and then I woke up.
 
That is really weird...my dream last night is that there was school on Saturday,then there was a protest about something or other,then dogs started talking,then it ended up like a remake of The Dark Age in season 2...it was very weird....lol
 
I had a weird dream the other night, the whole thing was set during a play, on stage in a theather. there was this old cranky dude (future vision of gasm) dressed in a Tiroler outfit dancing in a forest, around him were stuffed animals dancing around, all sorts of forest animals, and on the left side was a big (half the side of a human) stuffed bunny, he was all red with white and had red light on it's nose and hart. And on the right side was a stuffed bear also red with white and with the lights. Now the old guy began to sing, some boring old song, and the forest animals did a silly little dance and when he finished, the bunny and the bear began singing 'light my fire, your love is my only desire' and all the other animals suddenly began to dance and it was really swinging but the old dude was very mad about ... and then they finished and left the stage, then there were two other stuffed creatures, in the shape of two cube's they look a little crouche, their color, obviously red with a little white and they had their own language which consisted of a some grumbling, and they were rapping on stage, which was pretty funny, and that was the end of the dream.
 
Right, someone please call Allycat a doctor, he appears to have lost his mind lol!
 
anyone notice how dreams move in cycles, whenever you have a bad dream normally somone else you know has as well?

weird.

i get lucid dreams from time to time, they rule 😀
 
Any1 here ever have a recurring dream? I have. But it's always a bit different. Like instead of being shot in the gut, I'm able to dodge the bullet. but I still meet the same people in the dream and go to the same places. weird.
 
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