Wow, Alister, that's some pretty strict guidelines you've got there...
I'm not usually one for talking and whatnot on Facebook, I go there to have fun, but I will certainly talk to my friends, at the same time if you don't always here from me, it's not because I'm snobbing you off, it's just because I am usually wrapped up in Buffy Trivia, Xena Trivia or The L Word Trivia!