😀 Most of the best Faith quotes have already been posted, but here are a few more anyway:
(After Faith finds out Oz is a werewolf)
Faith: "Hey, as long as you don't go scratchin' at me or humpin' my leg, we're five-by-five, you know?"
Oz: "Fair enough."
- Faith, Hope & Trick
(To Gwendolyn Post)
"I'm telling you, I don't need a new Watcher. No offense, lady. I just have this problem with authority figures. They end up kind of dead."
Gwendolyn: "Faith, do you know who the Spartans were?"
Faith: "Wild stab: a bunch of guys from Spart?"
- Revelations
(After the opening fight scene with some of the demons from the Sisterhood of Jhe)
Xander: "Excuse me? Who, at a crucial moment, distracted the lead demon by allowing her to pummel him about the head?"
Faith: "Yeah. That was real manly how you shrieked and all."
Xander: "I think you'll find that was more of a bellow."
- The Zeppo
Faith: "Nicely diverted, B!"
Buffy: "Diverted? That was me fighting for my life, Miss Attention Span."
Faith: "This isn't a Tupperware Party. It's a little hard to plan."
Buffy: "The count of three isn't a plan. It's Sesame Street."
Faith: "Hey, they're toast and we're here, so it couldn't have been too bad, right?"
Buffy: "Wait. Stop. Think!"
Faith: "No, no, no!"
Buffy: "It's a manhole. Tight space, no escape, six against two, not unlike three against one."
Faith: "And there might be more, so come on."
Buffy: "You're just gonna go down there. That's your plan."
Faith: "Who said I had a plan? I don't know how many's down there, but I wanna find out. And I'll know when I land. If you don't come in after me, I might die!"
(Jumps down manhole)
- Bad Girls
(When the Mayor gives Faith the dagger)
Faith: "This is a thing of beauty, boss."
Mayor: "Well, it cost a pretty penny. So, you just take good care of it. And you be careful not to put somebody's eye out with that thing, until I tell you to."
Faith: "Any particular eyes in mind?"
- Choices