Family Gatherings

*slowly moves away* can we kill Rocket?

Ok, back on topic.

I have to go to my Aunt Cathy's house every summer. She's rich and she has this huge ass pool with a diving board and water slide, and this huge house and like a million cars. Why doesn't she spread the wealth over herre? It would all be cool and all if they family that hates me didn't have to go with me.
 
Lol, you couldn't kill me. People have tried and failed miserably. Mwuaha!!

I have a rich aunt. She's a lesbian and she's totally cool. She'd always invite my friends over to her pool in high school. She lives in Maine now, though ... 🙁
 
Join the club. Everyone has failed with me too.

It seems that I have a rich relative on each side of the family. There's someone on my dads side, but he gets married every other year, so I dunno if that'll last.
 
Yeah, sorry... I was gettin' a bit off topic. ::bursts into tears:: PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!

Yeah... So, today's the day I'm off to a small family gathering, and am freaking out. I really do not want to see these people. ::bursts into tears again:: ...Don't make me go, please... I HATE family gatherings...
 
I got yelled at today. LoL. My uncle is a racist, alcoholic, hasn't worked in 9 years, beats his wife, beats me, mentally abuses his kids, verbally abuses his mother basterd. Today he was driving drunk and got in a car accident and my mother was all upset and told me and I answered with "uh... ok..." and she started yelling at me with the whole "he's your uncle! he's my brother! he's family! bla bla bla!" to which I responded with "anyone who hits me or Megan isn't family. i see this is a good thing" Now I have to go visit him tomorrow in the hospital and pretend that I'm scared. He's in critical condition and they don't know if he's going to make it. I have to pretend to be sad and what not. Does that make me evil because I don't care if my uncle is dying? (note the above description of him)
 
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