Family Guy

[Xin Rong]

Does anyone else watch and love this program. I think it's so funny, i never watched it before because i thought it would be a kind of simpsons copy but it really isn't although there are a few similarities but it had its own uniqueness about it.

I love brian and stewie, he's my favourite and he has some great lines.

E.g.

They say life is like a box of chocolates, because you never know what your going to get, well your life is more like a box of ACTIVE GRENADES!

or

bla bla... i left a time bomb in your uterus, happy 50th birthday louis

or

(hen he's talking about god) omnitipence, gotta get me some of that

or

when brian brings home his dead mum, whose been stuffed and stewie tells her to keep a stiff upper lip

In conclusion lol i love this program, although i haven't seen that many episodes just series 1 and 3 cod they where in music zone for only a fiver along with every season of buffy for only a fiver per box set!!! How goods that lol

 

[FahrbotDrusilla]

The Family Guy is better than the Simpson’s, although I liked Futurama more than either of them, which was actually more like the Simpson’s.

 

[Willow Rosenberg]

Family Guy is probably one of the best and definitely funniest shows I've ever seen. Hence why there's a stuffed Stewie in the back of my car and a Brian hanging from my rearview 🙂

 

[Anchovy]

Family Guy is my absolute FAVORITE cartoon. Stewie's hilarious, I LOVE brian (I especially love it when either of them sing) and Quagmire has previously made me squirt milk out my now. I love Joe.

American Dad is ok too. Not as good, but still funny: God is on the phone with George W. Bush and then his secretary tells him that Dick Cheney is on line 2. God quickly gets off the phone with George, switches lines and says 'Hello, sir!' Hee hee!!

 

[Allycat]

I caught tidbits of it a few times while zapping around; it was pretty funny, but it never really got me hooked. Same with the Simpsons only I saw more eps of that and larger chunck and entire eps even.

When it comes to animation, I prefer Japanese work. Course serious anime can't really be compared... but there are humourous anime too.

The best animated show IMO is Shin-Chan!!!

^ Shin's signature bare-buttocks-dance! 😀

 

[JollyApe]

Family Guy all the way! It's strange really what an improvement Mila Kunis voice was, it's just perfect. Oh and not to forget Seth Green and it was way fun to hear Jennifer Tilly as well.

It's got all the funniness that South Park and Simpsons got only not all the crap that comes with them.

Anyone seen Stewie-the untold story?

 

[Xin Rong]

Which character is seth greens voice used for?

 

[JollyApe]

Mainly Chris's, but he does a few voices here and there as well.

Oh I watched Road to Rhode Island last night and I absolutely love the bit when Stewie and Brian have to steal a car and argue about the colour of it, priceless!

 

[Blessed]

Family Guy is awesome!

 

[Jonut]

I love it, am eagerly awaiting the Season 4 eps over here or the release of the DVDs because I caught a couple of eps when in the States and new more new ones. I'm liking American Dad too, its basically the same kind of jokes etc, whats not to like.

"I'm turning you into Poo"

 

[Edmund Blackadder]

I love this show....heres some funny quotes...

Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.
Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.
(They all drink.)
Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife.
(Quagmire and Cleveland drink.)
Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.
(Only Quagmire drinks.)
****About 33 drinks later****
Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.
Quagmire: Oh God.
(Quagmire takes a drink.)
Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself.
Quagmire: Oh come on!
(Quagmire drinks again.)
Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.
Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.)

Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."

^ this is my fave ever

Lois: Honey, what do you say we uh...christen these new sheets, huh?
Peter: Why Lois Griffin, you naughty girl.
Lois: Hehehe...that's me.
Peter: You dirty hustler.
Lois: Hehehehe...
Peter: You filthy, stinky prostitute.
Lois: Aha, ok I get it...
Peter: You foul, venereal disease carrying, street walking whore.
Lois: Alright, that's enough!

ohh god i could post all day with this site i've found....ok a few more

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!

lol....ok i'll save you from the endless barrage of comical quotes, and just give the link instead...

http://www.familyguyquotes.com/

 

[Black Eye Guy]

I love this one

Meg (about Peter being retarded): I can never go to school again!
Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.

I love his rants!

Such a brillient site by the way!

 

[Wesley_Wyndam_P]

LOL. Al those first two quotes are hilarious. I started laughing at them and everyone at school thinks I'm on drugs.

 

[Anchovy]

I like every single song in Road to Rhode Island. And the episode with...what is it CALLED??? That insipid children's show that Stewie loves and he goes to England to find it and it turns out to just be a show and he gets all disappointed, and then Brian tries to cheer him up

Brian: Come on, you wanna get some ice cream? (Stewie shakes his head) Ya wanna get some McDonalds? (Stewie shakes his head) Ya wanna take a dump in Mother Maggie's shoes? (Stewie nods) Ok, let's go take a dump in Mother Maggie's shoes.

Jolly Farm! That's it.

 

[Jenny]

LOOOOVVVEEE the Family Guy! I bought that Stewie movie for hubby (and me) for Christmas! I'm so glad it's back on the air.

 

[Anita Blake]

Okay, here are a few of my favs, cause Family Guy is the most awesome cartoon ever!

Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?

Meg: Mom guess what! I made the Flag Girl squad
Stewie: Flag Girl? Ummmm, yes good for you... Now you can be somewhere else when the boys don't call!

[Quoet](Adam West is marrying his hand)
Priest: If anyone has any reason as to why this marriage should not take place, speak now or forever hold your peace.
(Adam West's other hand raises up)
Adam West: Shut up, you had your chance! [/Quote]

Mayor Adam West is one of my favorite side-characters. He's always saying something nuts.

Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West?
Adam West: How do you know my language?

Mayor West: MY GOD! Someone's stealing my water!
Meg: But it just went down the drain.
Mayor West: They hit when you least expect it.
(Waters plant.)
Mayor West: SHOW YOURSELVES, COWARDS! I've spent $1,000 dollars of the tax payers money trying to find these thieves and I'll spend $1,000,000 if that's what it takes!
Meg: You know, I think I have my story.
Mayor West: NO! WAIT! You can't print that! Thank God she's just a figment of my imagination.

Stewie: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.

Awwwww, poor baby.

Chris: Hey little dude, how about some ice cream?
Stewie: Yes I could go for a frozen treat right about now. But no sprinkles. And for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.

Stewie: Did you forge my name? How dare you! Is this backwards "S" supposed to be cute? I'm going to crap double for you tonight!

Stewie (talking on Sesame Street phone): Put me through to the Pentagon!
Ernie: Do you know what sound a cow makes?
Stewie: Don't toy with me Ernie! I've already dispacted Mr. Hooper, I've got 6 armed men staioned out side Big Bird's nest, and well as for Linda, well, its rather difficult for a deaf woman to hear an assasin approach now, isn't it?!
Ernie: Can you count to three?
Stewie: Oh indeed I can! (Pulls out a raygun!) One! two! three! Can I count to three for God's sake?! I'm already shooting at a fifth grade level!

Stewie: So broccoli, mother says your good for me,well I'm afraid i'm not good for you!

I've been tempted to tell broccoli that more than one time myself...

That's all for now. I must stop myself before I go completely nuts with it.

Thank for the site DDLM.