Fav quote of season 5

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Whats your fav quote of season 5???

Myne are

Glory:Whats this ,bag of tricks?
Will:Bag of knives

And

Glory:You know what they used to do to witches lover?,crusify em
Buffy:They used to bow down to gods
Glory:Ha
Buffy:things change
 
Mines long:

ANYA: Oh. Who ordered more chickens' feet? The ones we have aren't moving at all.
XANDER: That's generally what happens when you cut them off the chicken.
ANYA: I'm serious. (Opens jar) Maybe we could do a ... holiday promotion. (Takes out a chicken foot) One free with every purchase! (smiles)
GILES: Oh, yeah. (nostalgically) Dear holiday memories. Merry tykes by the fire, enjoying their new Christmas ... chicken feet.
WILLOW: Aw, holding them tight as they fall asleep. Painting their little toenails.
ANYA: That's so very humorous. Make fun of the ex-demon! I can just hear you in private. (talks to the chicken foot) 'I dislike that Anya. She's newly human and strangely literal.'
WILLOW: (frowns) Anya, I don't say that. No one says that. No one talks that way.
ANYA: There's nothing wrong with my idea anyway. I've been very good for this store. (frowns) If it wasn't for me, Giles would be a terrified old man staring at a quarterly tax statement and wetting himself.
GILES: (insulted) I say, that's an exaggeration.
WILLOW: Anya, you've helped out a lot, but I have too.
ANYA: (opening another jar) Yes, I forgot about all the vigorous sitting around.
XANDER: Anya, you can back off a little. You get paid. Willow's doing this on her own time.
ANYA: (with a fake smile) I'm sorry, Willow. Thank you for making time in your busy life to come in here and get in the way of mine.
XANDER: (annoyed) Anya, play nice.
ANYA: You know, fine, take her side instead of mine (Xander sighs, puts his hands over his face) even though I'm the one who sleeps with you and feeds you, bathes you...
WILLOW: (to Xander) She bathes you?
XANDER: Only in an erotic, Penthouse-y way, not in a sponge-bath-y geriatric sort of...
GILES: (puts up a hand) Please! Stop, I beg of you!

(strangely literal! Thats where my email adress comes from Strangely_Literal@hotmail.com)
 
Buffy: We've gotta hurry. If Xander kills himself, he's dead.

Dawn:"Get Dawn out of the house generally means 'leave us alone so we can have loud obnoxious sex'"
Anya:Oh does that mean we can't?"

Buffy: Spike.
Spike: Hi Buffy
Buffy: Don't take this the wrong way, but Punches Spike in the nose What are you doing here? Five words or less.
Spike: Out. For. A. Walk.... Bitch.

Dawn: What are you doing?
Buffy: My boyfriend, go away!

Willow: Hello, gay now.

after throwing a sword at Nigel, just barely missing his head
Buffy: I'm fairly certain I said no interruptions.
Xander: That was *excellent*.

Nigel: Well, I need to know a little bit more about the Slayer. And about both of you. Your relationship, whatever you can tell me.
Tara: O-ou-our relationship?
Willow: We're friends.
Tara: Good friends.
Willow: Girlfriends, actually.
Tara: Yes, we're girlfriends.
Willow: We're in love. We're... lovers. Lesbian, gay-type lovers. (She puts her hand on Tara's leg.)
Nigel: I meant your relationship with the Slayer.
Willow: Oh.
 
Buffy turns to go up the stairs. Spike watches her go.

SPIKE: I know you'll never love me.

Buffy pauses halfway up the stairs, turns back to look at Spike.

SPIKE: I know that I'm a monster. But you treat me like a man. And that's...

Buffy gazes silently at him.

SPIKE: Get your stuff, I'll be here.

She turns and continues up the stairs.

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Cut to Spike with his hands over his face, sobbing.
BUFFY VOICEOVER: You have to be strong.
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BUFFY ANNE SUMMERS
1981-2001
BELOVED SISTER
DEVOTED FRIEND
SHE SAVED THE WORLD
A LOT
 
My fave quote is probably this one.Theres a lot I like though.

Buffy: So, how's it start?
Giles: I, uh, jump out of the circle, and I jump back in it, and then um ... I shake my gourd.
Buffy: Oh, I know this ritual! The ancient Shamans were next called upon to do the hokey pokey and turn themselves around.
Giles: Go quest!

(Giles sighs, then jumps out of the circle, jumps back in, and shakes his gourd.)
Buffy: And that's what it's all about.
 
haha I'm laughing my way down the page! The Male Slayer, that is an excellent quote, I actually only saw that eppie for the first time a few days ag and I was laughing my way through it! But I really love the whole "the body" and I picked out my fav part (well actually the one that made me cry tha most!)
Xander: How you doing? I know the feeling
Willow: I'm afraid I'm going to start to cry again.
Anya: Xander cried at the apartment, it was weird
Willow: Yea, it's a thing we do
Anya: What's going to happen?
Willow: Well I guess were going to meet them at the morgue
Tara: Giles said that he was going to go with Joyce and Buffy was going to the school to tell dawn.
Xander: God.
Tara: Do you know how to, how to get there?
Xander: Yea, It's at the hospital it's a wing; we do morgue time in the Scooby-gang.
Willow: I have to change
Xander: What else did Giles say?
Tara: Not a lot.
Xander: are they sure this was natural? I mean glory.
Tara: Giles was pretty sure that it wasn't her.
Xander: I mean, she says she was going to come after buffy's family.
Tara: I don't thin-
Xander: I mean we should be going after her, I mean she could have done it and covered her tracks
Willow: Why would she? She would want us to know.
Xander: I'll tell you what it is, It's the freaking doctors, I mean they just let her out you know, clean bill of health, dig a hole in your skull, here's a ban-aid, next!
Willow: Xander.
Xander: they should have checked her over, they should have had her in, we don't have enough monsters in this town the doctors gotta help them out.
Willow: Xander, I don't think it was, anyone, it just happened.
Xander: Things don't happen; I mean they don't just happen, somebody's I mean, somebody's got.
Willow: Ok lets go, come-on you and me, come-on.
Xander: You know I can't take you
Willow: Damn straight.
Anya: are we going to see the body?
Willow: What?
Anya: Are we going to be in the room with the dead body?
Willow: I dunno, no
Tara: But I guess we should take over patrolling and that
Xander: yea
Willow: oh yea
Tara: for however long
Willow: I can't wear this, I really should have the other, Joyce liked it so...
Tara: do you think you could have left it in the laundry room?
Willow: Maybe
Tara: I'll go check; uh I'll just be one minute
Xander: Were cool
Anya: Are they going to cut the body open?
Willow: Oh my god, will you just stop talking, just shut your mouth, please
Anya: What am I doing?
Willow: How can you act like that?
Anya: Am I supposed to be changing my clothes a lot? Is that the helpful thing to do?
Xander: Guys.
Willow: The way you behave.
Anya: nobody will tell me
Willow: because it's not ok for you to be asking these things.
Anya: But I don't understand, I don't understand how this all happens how we go through this. I mean I knew her and then she's, there is just a body, and I don't understand why she just can't get back in it, and not be dead anymore it's stupid, it's mortal and stupid. And Xander's crying and not talking, and and I was having fruit punch and thought that Joyce will never have fruit punch, ever, and she will never have eggs or yawn or brush her hair, not ever, and no-one will explain to me, why??
Willow: We don't know how it works, why?

(Xander smashes his hands into the wall)

Xander: Sorry, sorry, some pint-up
Willow: xander, where did your hand go?
Xander: as I was saying, some frustration, and now I uh, appear to be stuck.
Anya: My god, Is your hand ok?
Xander: Pretty much, I'm really sorry.
Anya: You could have hit an electric, thing.
Xander: and once again, with the sorry
Willow: Did it make you feel better?
Xander: for a second there.
Willow: A whole second?
Xander: in my defense, some crappy wall-men ship.
Willow: Yea you can hear everything that happens next-door.
Tara: (walks in) Did I miss something?
Anya: Xander decided that he blames the wall.
Willow: Can you turn your wrist?
Xander: Hold on (brings his hand out covered in blood) It's ok (stares at his hand)
Tara: it hurts
Willow: here wash it off
Anya: Band-Aids?
Willow: uh, underneath
Tara: I couldn't fin it
Willow: It doesn't matter, we should get there
Tara: yes.
Willow: I want to be there for Buffy.
Xander: your right, we'll go, we'll deal, we'll help, that's what we do, we help Buffy
Anya: How are we going to help? (They all walk out)
 
The hardest thing in the world, is to live in it. ... obviously!
 
giles : (about the two xanders) he's clearly a bad influence on himself

and from the premiere..
Xander: Where is he? Where's the creep that turned me into a spider eating man bitch?
Buffy: He's gone.
Xander: Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Buffy: Check. No more butt monkey
 
Dawn: "I'm not like you, Buffy. I don't have anybody."
Buffy: "What?! Of course you do. You have me!"
Dawn: "No, I don't. You won't even look at me. It's so obvious you don't want me around."
Buffy: "That's not true."
Dawn: "Yes it is. Mom... died, and it's like you don't even care."
Buffy: "Of course I care. How can you even think that?"
Dawn: "How can I not? You haven't even cried. You've just been running around like it's been some big chore or something. Cleaning up after Mom's mess."
Buffy: "Dawn... I've been... working. I've been busy, because I have to-"
Dawn: "No! You've been avoiding me."
Buffy: "I'm not!... I have to do these things, 'cause... 'cause when I stop, then she's really gone. And I'm trying. Dawn, I am, I am really trying to take care of things, but I don't even know what I'm doing. Mom always knew."
Dawn: "Nobody's asking you to be Mom."
Buffy: "Well, who's gonna be if I'm not? Huh, Dawn? Have you even thought about that? Who's gonna make things better? Who's gonna take care of us?"
Dawn: "Buffy..."
Buffy: "I didn't mean to push you away, I didn't. I just, I couldn't let you see me."

~Forever~


Xander: "Buffy, we care about you, and we're worried about you. The way you're acting, the things you're doing-"
Anya: "It's wrong."
Willow: "Wait. This shouldn't be about blame."
Buffy: "Blame? There's blame now?"
Willow: "No, there's only love. And... some fear."
Anya: "Which is kind of thrown by the you having sex with Spike."
Buffy: "The... who whating how with huh?"
Anya: "Okay, that's denial. That usually comes before anger."
Buffy: "I am not having sex with Spike!"
Anya: "Anger."
Xander: "No one is judging you. It's understandable. Spike is strong and mysterious and sort of compact but well-muscled."
Buffy: "I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be."

~Intervention~


Buffy: "Dawn, listen to me. Listen. I love you. I will always love you. But this is the work that I have to do. Tell Giles... tell Giles I figured it out. And, and I'm okay. And give my love to my friends. You have to take care of them now. You have to take care of each other. You have to be strong. Dawn, the hardest thing in this world... is to live in it. Be brave. Live. For me."

~The Gift~
 
Buffy😀awn, listen to me. Listen. I love you. I will always love you. But this is the work that I have to do. Tell Giles... tell Giles I figured it out. And, and I'm okay. And give my love to my friends. You have to take care of them now. You have to take care of each other. You have to be strong. Dawn, the hardest thing in this world... is to live in it. Be brave. Live. For me.
 
I love the end of forever one w/ Buffy and Dawn, my sis and I have that whole part memorized...sometimes I have too much time...


ANYA: Anyway, I took the money from working for Giles, and I tripled it.
TARA: Tripled? Like, first money, then money money money?
ANYA: Yes. I'm thinking about buying something very expensive. Maybe an antelope.


SPIKE: Uh, Will? Now, uh, don't turn me into a horned toad for asking, but - what if we come across Ben?
WILLOW: I don't think a doctor's what Buffy needs right now.
SPIKE: Well, yeah. Specially not one who also happens to be Glory.
GILES: What do you mean?
SPIKE: You know... Ben is Glory.
WILLOW: You mean Ben's with Glory?
XANDER: "With" in what sense?
ANYA: They're working together?
SPIKE: No no. Ben is Glory. Glory's Ben. They're one and the same.
ANYA: When did all this happen?
SPIKE: Not one hour ago! Right here, before your very eyes! Ben came, turned into Glory, snatched the kid, and - phht! - vanished. Remember? You *do* remember? Is everyone here very stoned? Ben. Glory. He's a doctor. She's the Beast. Two entirely separate entities, sharing one body. It's like a bloody sitcom! Surely, you remember!
XANDER: So you're saying... Ben, and Glory ...
ANYA: Have a... connection.
GILES: Yes, obviously. But what kind?
SPIKE: Oh! I get it. Very crafty. Glory's worked the kind of mojo where anyone who sees her little presto- chango instantly forgets. And yours truly, being somewhat other than human, stands immune.
WILLOW: So, Ben and Glory are... the same person?
XANDER: Glory can turn into Ben, and Ben turns back into Glory.
ANYA: And anyone who sees it instantly forgets.
SPIKE: And a kewpie doll for the lady.
GILES: Excellent. Now. Do we suspect that there may be some kind of connection between Ben and Glory?
SPIKE: (sigh)
 
Xander: Where is he? Where's the creep that turned me into his spider-eating man-bitch?! 😛

Buffy: How do you like my darkness now?

Giles: Thank god you came.
Riley: Come on!
Giles: There was no possible escape.
Giles: Oh, my shoe. (Pointing back into the pit) Silly me, I'll just pop-
Riley: No no no, sir! (Pulls him away) No more chick pit for you. Come on. (They get up and move off down the hall.)

Giles: I was not making time! I, I was, uh, just about to kill those, uh, loathsome creatures when Riley interrupted me.
Riley: (grinning) You were gonna nuzzle 'em to death?

Tara: (softly, to Willow) I'm not a demon.
Willow: (smiling) You're not a demon.
Tara: He hurt my nose.

Buffy: You want her, Mr. Maclay? You can go ahead and take her.... You just gotta go through me.
Mr. Maclay: What?
Buffy: You heard me. You wanna take Tara out of here against her will? You gotta come through me.
Dawn: And me!
Mr. Maclay: Is this a joke? I'm not gonna be threatened by two little girls.
Dawn: You don't wanna mess with us.
Buffy: She's a hair-puller.
Giles: And ... (puts on his glasses) you're not just dealing with, uh, two little girls.
Xander: You're dealing with all of us.
Spike: 'Cept me.
Xander: 'Cept Spike.
Spike: I don't care what happens.

Xander: Ow! Thumb! Necessary opposable thumb!
Riley: Sorry. Crybaby.

Giles: Well, I saw myself in more of a ... patriarchal sort of role. You know, lots of pointing and scowling. (Smiles. Looks to his left, points and scowls.) You two, stop that!
Shot of Xander and Riley grappling, bent over at the waist. Xander has Riley in a headlock.
Riley: He started it.
Xander: He called me a bad name. I think it was bad. It might've been Latin.

Tara: Yeah. You learn her source, (grins) and, uh, we'll introduce her to her insect reflection.
Everyone looks at her in confusion. Tara stops smiling.
Tara: Um ... that, that was funny if you, um, studied Taglarin mythic rites... (softly) and are a complete dork.

Xander: I've gotta say something... I'm in love with you. Powerfully, painfully in love. The things you do ... the way you think ... the way you move ... I get excited every time I'm about to see you. You make me feel like I've never felt before in my life. Like a man. (Pause. He shrugs uneasily) I just thought you might wanna know.

Buffy: (stops punching) Well, aren't I responsible? I mean, something about me had to make him feel that, right? Something that made him say, "woof, that's the one for me!"
She resumes punching, very violently, and finishes by kneeing the target sharply.
Giles: Buffy, I think you should perhaps calm down.
Xander: Me too.
We see that Buffy's target is actually Xander in a huge padded suit and fencing mask. It forces his arms to stand straight out at his sides, basically immobile. Giles and Buffy look at him with concern.
Buffy: Oh! Puffy Xander, uh, I'm sorry, I got ... guess I got carried away. (removes the mask, gives it to Giles) Are you okay?
Xander: I'm alive. I can tell 'cause of the pain.

April: (still smiling) When things are sad ... you just have to be patient. (Her speech begins to slow) Because ... because every ... cloud has a silver lining.

Angel: I can stay in town as long as you want me.
Buffy: How's forever? Does forever work for you?

Spike: (shouting) Gaaah! What the bleeding hell is wrong with you bloody women? What the hell does it take? Why ... do you bitches torture me?
Buffy: Which question do you want me to answer first?

Dawn (o.s.): What are you doing?
Buffy: (frustrated) My boyfriend. Go away.

Buffy: (looks up at her friends on the balcony) We're talking about two very powerful witches and a thousand-year-old ex-demon.
Anya: Willow's a demon?!

Buffy: Dawn, listen to me. Listen. I love you. I will *always* love you. But this is the work that I have to do. Tell Giles ... tell Giles I figured it out. And, and I'm okay. And give my love to my friends. You have to take care of them now. You have to take care of each other. You have to be strong. Dawn, the hardest thing in this world ... is to live in it. Be brave. Live. For me.
 
SPIKE: Not one hour ago! Right here, before your very eyes! Ben came, turned into Glory, snatched the kid, and - phht! - vanished. Remember? You *do* remember? Is everyone here very stoned? Ben. Glory. He's a doctor. She's the Beast. Two entirely separate entities, sharing one body. It's like a bloody sitcom! Surely, you remember!
XANDER: So you're saying... Ben, and Glory ...
ANYA: Have a... connection.
GILES: Yes, obviously. But what kind?
SPIKE: Oh! I get it. Very crafty. Glory's worked the kind of mojo where anyone who sees her little presto- chango instantly forgets. And yours truly, being somewhat other than human, stands immune.
WILLOW: So, Ben and Glory are... the same person?
XANDER: Glory can turn into Ben, and Ben turns back into Glory.
ANYA: And anyone who sees it instantly forgets.
SPIKE: And a kewpie doll for the lady.
GILES: Excellent. Now. Do we suspect that there may be some kind of connection between Ben and Glory?
SPIKE: (sigh)

Tara: (softly, to Willow) I'm not a demon.
Willow: (smiling) You're not a demon.
Tara: He hurt my nose.

Glory: Honey I'm the origanle one-eyed chicklet from the kingdom of the blimb. At least I admit the world makes me nuts

Glory: Tell me who can stand it?
Dawn: Buffy....

Glory: Hello lover

Glory: What is this, your bag of tricks?
Willow: No. Bag of knives.

Buffy: This was when I quiet.

Buffy: Death is my gift. Its what I do.

Buffy: I killed dawn.
 
Buffy- "Giles, Are you breaking up with your car?"
Giles- "Well It did seduce me, all wet and sporty"
Buffy- "Little 2-door tramp.

Harmony- "I've been reading books and stuff"
Spike- "What, Evil for Dummies?"


Those quotes are from the episode "Real Me"
 
Buffy: Giles are you breaking up with your car?
Giles: It did seduce me. All red and sporty.
Buffy: Little 2 door tramp!


Buffy: If Xander kills himself,he's dead.

Spike: I lay awake all night thinking about you.
Buffy: You sleep during the day!

Buffy: What is this, a date?
Spike: (unbelievably) A date? A date? .... do you want it to be?

Willow: Oh, don't hit the horsies
Buffy: We won't. (toGiles🙂 Aim for the horsies.

and of course Anya's body speech and Buffy's gift speech.
 
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