fav quotes & conversations

My all time favourite from Bargaining/ S6:

Watcher, has your life passed before your very eyes? Cup a tea, cup a tea, almost got shagged, cup a tea.....
 
i like this one:

Xander: I have to go to work.
Spike: Yeah, doing your part to keep America constipated.

I find that very funny!
 
This my be a crazy one but I love Giles saying to Spike through gritted teeth as a Feyarl demon:

"If you can't find third gear don't try for third gear!"
 
Xander: What are you doing?
Spike: What am I... What does it look like I'm doing, you nit? I'm exercising, aren't I?
Xander: Exercising. Naked. In bed.
Spike: A man shouldn't use immortality as an excuse to let himself go. Gotta keep fit for the killing.
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Anya: Rupert.
Spike: Rupert!
Giles: You're not too old to put across my knee, you know... sonny. Anyway, what did I call you?
Spike: Um... 'Made with care for Randy.' Randy Giles? Why not just call me 'Horny Giles,' or 'Desperate for a Shag Giles'? I knew there was a reason I hated you!
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Buffy: "A bear!"
Spike: "You made a bear!"
Buffy: "I didn't mean to."
Spike: "Undo it! Undo it!"
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"You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood... blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it."


LOL thats just some of them i have tons more
 
These are a few of my favorite quotes.

Spike: "Beneath me." I'll show her. Six bloody feet beneath me. Hasn't got a death wish? Bitch won't need one.

Spike: I'm really glad I came here, you know? I've been all wrongheaded about this. Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else. I want Dru back, I've just gotta be the man I was, the man she loved. I'm gonna do what I shoulda done in the first place: I'll find her, wherever she is, tie her up, torture her until she likes me again. Love's a funny thing.

Spike: You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love 'til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other 'til it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Real love isn't brains, children. It's blood. It's blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.
 
Heres a few more that i have. Don't mind me I just have all the spike quotes I could find online.

Buffy: We missed the bed again.
Spike: Lucky for the bed.
Buffy: Is this a new rug.
Spike: Um, no. Just looks different when you're under it.

Spike: Are we having a conversation?
Buffy: What? No. No. Maybe.

Spike: Well, isn't this usually the part where you kick me in the head and run out, virtue fluttering?
Buffy: That's the plan... as soon as my legs start working.

Spike: You were amazing.
Buffy: You got the job done yourself.
Spike: I was just trying to keep up. The things you do. The way you make it hurt in all the wrong places. I've never been with such an animal.
Buffy: I'm not an animal.
Spike: You wanna see the bite marks?

Spike: Do you trust me?
Buffy: Never.
 
Favourite Spike quotes...

".....Hmmph......Bugger this...," Spike sez
".....hey....," Buffy
"...you should go back inside- finish the big group sing...
Go get yer Kum-Bah-Ya-Ya's out...." Spike sez

Kisses,
Tigerlily



-----Spike is GODHEAD-----
 
I just watched "lovers walk again" and I just HAVE to post this it is soo funny (and a bit sad)

Spike: (smiling) Oh, don't *tell* me that wasn't fun. (chuckles) Oh, God! It's been so long since I had a decent spot of violence. Really puts things in perspective.

(Buffy moves to support Angel as he's hurt.)

Spike: (sarcastically) Oh, yeah. You two. Just friends. No danger there.
Buffy: Could we just do the damn spell now?
Spike: Oh, sod the spell. Your friends are at the factory. (smiles) I'm really glad I came here, you know? I've been all wrongheaded about this. Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else. I want Dru back, I've just gotta be the man I was, (stands proud) the man
she loved. I'm gonna do what I shoulda done in the first place: I'll
find her, wherever she is, tie her up, torture her until she likes me
again.(smiles thoughtfully) Love's a funny thing.
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Oh, God. I wish I was dead.
Buffy: (pulls out a stake) Well, if you close your eyes and wish real hard...
Buffy: He's probably just got them locked
up in the factory.
Spike: Well, hey, how thick do you think I am?
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Spike: (to buffy and angel) The last time I looked in on you two, you were fighting to the death. Now you're back making googly-eyes at each other like nothing happened. Makes me want to heave.

Buffy: I don't know what you're talking about.
Spike: Oh, yeah. You're just friends.
Angel: That's right.

Spike: You're *not* friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. (points at his head) Love isn't brains, children, it's blood... (clasps his chest) blood screaming inside you to work its will. *I* may be love's bitch, but at least *I'm* man enough to admit it.
 
I just noticed that there is to threads for this... well neways good ones!
 
dru: i give you a seed if you sing..
spike: The bird's dead Dru. You left in a cage, and you didn't feed it, and now it's all dead, just like the last one. - lie to me

spike: It's a big rock. Can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big - becoming part1

spike: This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed. -somethign blue
 
Spike: What, she doesn't know?
Joyce: Know what?
Buffy: That, uh, I'm... in a rock band. A rock band with Spike here.
Spike: She plays the triangle--
Buffy: Drums.
Spike: She's hell on the old skins, you know.
Joyce: And what do you do?
Spike: Well, I sing.
-- "Becoming, Part 2"
 
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