Fav Season Three Quote

GATEGOD said:
Greatest line in season 3 was this:

Anyanka: "This is the real world now. This is the world we made. Isn't it wonderful?"

(Giles notices her glowing necklace, snatches it & goes to smash it)

Anyanka: "You trusting fool! How do you know the other world is any better than this?"

GILES: "Because it has to be.'
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LittleMissLikesToFight agrees: this part makes me tear up! i love it!
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Yea! It's by far one of my favorite if not my favorite non Anya related quote..oh wait haha I guess it isn't!! Anya is just so cool and says all these amazing things!! Giles is cool too 🙂 My favorite lines usually involve Anya, I didn't even think this was an Anya quote til I just reread "Anyanka:" ^_^ : king :
 
This one cracked me up laughing hysterically:

Buffy: Uh, no tats. Crappy dressers. And, uh... Oh, the one that nearly bit me mentioned something about kissing toast. He lived for kissing toast.
Giles: You mean 'Kakistos'?
Buffy: Maybe it was taquitos. Maybe he lived for taquitos. What?
Giles: Kakistos.
Buffy: Is that bad?
 
UlaGan said:
This one cracked me up laughing hysterically:

Buffy: Uh, no tats. Crappy dressers. And, uh... Oh, the one that nearly bit me mentioned something about kissing toast. He lived for kissing toast.
Giles: You mean 'Kakistos'?
Buffy: Maybe it was taquitos. Maybe he lived for taquitos. What?
Giles: Kakistos.
Buffy: Is that bad?
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haha! Even Buffy is hilarious! everyone has cracked me up at one point!
 
GATEGOD said:
haha! Even Buffy is hilarious! everyone has cracked me up at one point!
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Definitely, just consider that buffinglish The Slayer uses instead of normal language to express her thoughts! She's pure spontaneity.

Actually it's quite hard to recall at once best lines - at some point all of Scoobies are fun to hear.

But 'kakistos-kissing toast' thing gave me nearly a week of giggling.
 
Buffy: Okay. Be kind, rewind.

Buffy: To go kill a cat on my head
 
I love this little exchange from Graduation Part 1. Says a lot about men and women I think...

Angel: "Are you mad at me for being around too much, or for not being around enough?"
Buffy: "Duh, yes!"
 
The Chosen said:
Whenever Faith opens her mouth I laugh. My favorite, though, was this:

*Faith strolls into the library and spots Wesley. She strides up to Buffy.

Faith: "New Watcher?"
Buffy: "New Watcher."
Faith: "Screw that."*

xD
- TC
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My favorite too!

Also like when buffy is in the library with wes and giles and wes is giving her orders, she says
"Giles says please when sending me out on assignment. And sometimes he gives me a cookie."
something along those lines... cant remember exactly been so long since i seen it. I think i will watch it now. nothing on tv anyway!

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Just watched it, its in bad girls before the Faith quote
"Whenever Giles sends me on a mission he always says please. And afterwoods I get a cookie"
I love how SMG delivers it!
 
well im only new to this forum & a completely obsessed buffy & angel fan so first of all how are you all ?
secondly too hard to decide i have too many fave buffy quotes but for season 3 is has to be a few :

fire bad, tree pretty - buffy - graduation day part 2

Willow: It's horrible! That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.
Buffy: Willow, just remember, a vampire's personality has nothing to do with the person it was.
Angel: Well, actually... That's a good point. - dopplegangland

im buffy the vampire slayer and you are - anne

Xander: Generally speaking, when scary things get scared: not good. - dead mans party
 
Since most of my favorites are taken, here's one that hasn't been mentioned yet:

Cordelia: "Hi, Mr. Beech! I was just wondering, were you planning on killing a bunch of people tomorrow? Oh, it's for the yearbook!"
 
Willow : It's a doodle. I do doodle. You, too : you do doodle too !

I love how Aly pronounces that one, you can feel it wasn't her first shot!

or
Willow : I wanted you to be the first to know that... There's a demon behind you.
 
A line by Giles in Band Candy which is sometimes missed. It's when Buffy is storming up to the factor and then she sees her Mom and Giles smooching like it's going out of style and when she says in horror 'Mom? Giles' without even stopping kissing Joyce, Giles replies 'Go away, we're busy'. That just always makes me laugh.

And this exchange is a classic:

Buffy: You had sex with Giles? You had SEX with GILES?!
....
Buffy: On the hood of a police car?!
Joyce: I'll be downstairs. You feel better.
Buffy: [Not feeling any better] TWICE?!!
 
Buffy: "Did I ever thank you for saving my life?"
Xander: "No."
Buffy: "Don't you wish I had?"

Dude, that hurt on so many levels! As a guy, I was like holy crap! What a burn! I completely felt Xander's pain...
 
Oh, I've just finished watching this season and I'd like to mention this one: Snyder: "Why couldn't you have been dealing drugs like normal people?!?"

Gave me giggles big time.
 
J
Joyce Summers
Teehee, that makes me laugh too. I like Snyder- he makes me laugh in a 'I love to hate you' kinda way. Haha
OH YES ! The Mrs. Barton lines !! I love it !
"Willow ? That's a tree ! *stupid giggle* You're a treeeee!"
 
J
Joyce Summers
At that point she sounded incredibly like one of my friends when she's drunk. i.e insane and nonsensical ;)
Willow's exchange with her mom was classic.

Willow: "Mom, the last time we had a conversation over three minutes was when you were telling me about the patriarchal bias of the Mr. Rogers Show!"
Mrs. Rosenberg: "Oh, with 'King Friday' lording it over the other puppets."

Willow: "I worship Beelzebub! I do his biddings! See any goats around? No, 'cause I sacrificed 'em!"
Mrs. Rosenberg: "Willow, please..."
Willow: "All bow before Satan!"
Mrs. Rosenberg: "I'm not listening to this!"
Willow: "Prince of Night, I summon you! Come fill me with your black, naughty evil!"

And practically all of Doppelgangland.

Willow: Oh, I used to want to--wait, florist means crazy, right? I never wanted to do that.

Willow: Aren't you sort of naturally buff, Buff? Haha, buff Buff.

Willow: Oh, thanks!
Buffy: What?
Willow: "Old Reliable"? Yeah, great. There's a sexy nickname.
Buffy: Well, I-I didn't mean it as...
Willow: No, it's fine. I'm "Old Reliable."
Xander: She just means, you know, the geyser! You're like a geyser of fun that goes off at regular intervals.
Willow: That's Old Faithful.
Xander: Isn't that the dog that-that the guy had to shoot?
Willow: That's Old Yeller!
Buffy: Xander, I beg you not to help me.

Willow: I'm eating this banana! Lunchtime be damned!

Willow: Yep, that's me. Reliable-dog-geyser person.

Willow: That, that-that wasn't just some temporal fold, that was some weird Hell place. I-I don't think you're telling me everything.
Anya: I swear, I am just trying to find my necklace.
Willow: Well, did you try looking inside the sofa in Hell?!

Vamp Willow: Bored now.

Giles: She was truly the best of all of us.
Xander: She was better than me.
Giles: Much, much better.

Willow: Geez, guys, who died? Oh God, who died?!

Willow: I love you guys, too. Okay, oxygen becoming an issue.

Willow: It's really nice that you guys missed me. Say, you all didn't happen to do a bunch of drugs, did 'ya?

Giles: ...Well, um, something...something, uh, very strange is happening.
Xander: Can you believe the Watcher's Council let this guy go?

Vamp Willow: Well, look at me. I'm all fuzzy.

There are so many more, but I pretty much already put an entire episode, so I'll stop.
 
Some of my favorites are

"Your not friends you'll never be friends you'll be in love till it kills you both you'll fight and you'll shag and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver but you'll never be friends love isn't brains people it's blood. Blood screaming inside you to work it's will. I may be love's bitch but a least i'm man enough to admit it"

"Bored Now"

"You had to tie me up to beat me there's a word for people like you. Loser"
 
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