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okay, here are a few of mine.

Wesley: "Shanshu... shanshu... or maybe it's shushan."
Cordy: "Are you still trying to figure out that word? What's taking so long?"
Wesley: "Gee, I don't know, Cordelia. The prophecies of Aberjian were only written over the last 4000 years, in a dozen different languages, some of which aren't even human! Why don't we just get a Falanjoid demon in here, suck the brain out of my skull. Maybe that would speed things up."
Cordy: "He sure gets testy when he's translating."

Cordy: "I was just joking Mr. Grouchy Pants. When was the last time you had a dating base?"
Wesley: "For your information, I live a rich and varied social life."
Cordy: "Oh, I know. Every night it's Jeopardy followed by Wheel of Fortune and a cup of hot cocoa. Look out girls, this one can't be tamed."
Wesley: "I'll admit it may not be as intoxicating as a life erected on high-fashion pumps and a push-up bra."
Cordy: "Hey, if anyone is wearing a push-up bra around here it's . . . Angel!"

Wesley: "Hello! I was just in the neighbourhood, patrolling with my new Bavarian Fighting Ax, when I suddenly thought, 'Perhaps Cordelia's had a vision. Perhaps you need my help in the battle against evil.'"
Angel: "We seem to be evil-free at the moment."
Wesley: "I also packed along a Word Puzzle 3-D, if either of you has the nerve to take me on."
Cordy: "Gee, Wesley, I'd love to, but unlike you, I'm not in my 80s quite yet."



these are all pretty old lol but im in a rush.

love cordy xx xx
 
yeah.......I love those!!
I can't think of my FAVORITE quote, because I love them all. But it was probably the push-up-bra one, lol
And I love the way he would say Eeevil.

::heart:: Katie
 
lol, i know. come on people, where are all the quotes. because im tempted to put more but there won't be any left for you guys 😀
love cordy xx xx
 
Cordelia: Lemme break this down for you, Fred. (imitating Buffy) Oh, Angel. I know that I am a Slayer, and you are a Vampire, and it would be impossible for us to be together, but ...
Wesley: But... my gypsy curse sometimes prevent me from seeing the truth. Oh Buffy --
Cordelia: Yes, Angel?
Wesley: I love you so much I almost forgot to brood!
Cordelia: And just because I sent you to hell that one time doesn't mean we can't just be friends.
Wesley: (grabbing Cordy) Or possibly more?
Cordelia: Gasp! No! We mustn't!
Wesley:Kiss me!
Cordelia: (passionately) Bite me!
Angel (O.S.): How 'bout you both bite me?

Woohoo! Took me like 2 hours to find that but it was worth it hehe 😀 That's the cutest thing I've ever heard, It's lovely Lol.
*Anya*
 
i love that quote/scene, lol.

okay, i hope everyone doesn't get mad, but i deleted loads of the threads. i mean, i was getting a lil confused, and i figure now we can consentrate on these. if you want to you can restart some of the threads do so, but i thought this was for the best. sorry if it wasn't.

okay, how about,

Wesley: "Bitch. Not you - obviously. I can't tell you how sorry I am that I allowed this to happen."
Cordy: "I believe it was Faith who allowed her elbow to collide with my face. - Not your fault."
Wesley: "At least you only got the elbow."
Cordy: "Well, if it's any consolation it really does look like you were - tortured by a much larger woman."
From "Sanctuary

Girl: "Nice sweater. Hand-knit?"
Wesley: "Certainly not by me!"
Girl: "I didn't mean . . . I mean, it's a great sweater."
Wesley: "Oh, well I'll pass that on then . . . to the person who knit it. I mean, I would if I knew who did. Which I don't. So I won't pass it on to anyone, will I?"
From "She"

love cordy xx xx
 
Giles: Xander has just illustrated something. Chances are you will all be thinking what you least want Buffy to hear. It's a question, of course, of mental discipline."
Wesley: He's right.
Wesley: (thinking) "Look at Cordelia. No don't look at Cordelia! She's a student. Oh, I'm a bad man. I'm a bad, bad man!
Wesley: Excuse me.

- Earshot, BtVS season 3
 
HAH! Go anne! I ::heart:: that! I fell off the couch laughing when I saw that for the first time Lol. That was insane! hehe
*Anya*
 
Now that youve said something, I like all of those!!!!! I always show people the Cordy-Wes one, because It's so freaking funny! I got another one from right before it!!!:

Well...Fred... I think It's fair to say...no. Not a chance, Never, no way, not in a million years, and also- nuh uh.

*squeals* Oh my god, I LOVE his accent!!!!!! It's so cute!!!

::heart:: Katie
 
lol, i know. i loved that quote, lol. was it where fred asked if angel and buffy would ever get back together?
love cordy xx xx
 
this is one of my faves (cause you already stole the 'angel face' quote 🙁 )

its kinda long but if i post it in bits it makes no sense

Cordelia comes into the kitchen: "They're done! Nobody
touch."
Angel (to Wesley): "She's making brownies."
Wesley: "Oh, is that what I smell? (Quietly to Angel)
I thought I tracked something in."
Cordy takes the pan out of the oven: "The recipe was handed down
to me by my mother, who got it from her housekeeper. Plus, I improvised
a little. (To Wesley) You're gonna love them."
Wesley: "Me? Doesn't Angel - have to : get to try any?"
Cordy cutting at the brownies: "They are brownies full of nutty
goodness, not red blood cells."
Wesley: "Oh, I wasn't thinking. (Aside to Angel) More of a drinker
than an eater, I suppose."
Cordy is having trouble cutting the brownies: "Maybe if he'd
branch out into the solids, he'd keep a decent knife around."
Cordy picks up the demon dagger still laying on the table and starts
to cut the brownies with it.
Wesley jumps up: "That is not appropriate! It's for killing
extinct demons! Angel, make her stop."
Angel smiling: "Cordelia..."
Wesley: "That blade is very old. Who knows what kind of
corrosive effect your cooking may have on it!"
Cordy waves the knife at Wesley: "Corrosive effect?"
Angel: "Cordelia, just put down the very sharp knife."
Wesley (to Cordy): "Well, they don't smell right."
 
i am but a dedicated wesley lover
time is no object
lol i just have nothing else to do at two am on a tuesday night (funnily enough!)

Katie2
 
hmmmmm....sounds like fun, but I'll pass on the 2 am thing🙂 😀

::heart:: Katie
 
Ok, I can't resist. It's a Buffy quote about Wesley that I laughed about for like an hour Lol. I'm weird 🙂

Cordelia: (Walks into the library and over to Giles and Xander) I demand an explanation.
Giles: For what?
Cordelia:Wesley!
Xander:Um..Inbreeding?

I know, I'm weird! Lol it's funny! Can you tell I had like 30 pickle shots? 😀
*Anya*
 
lol, i like that one. there are actually some pretty cool ones on buffy.
you know, ive been watching the box sets, and i can't hate wes like i used to. there were only three popints when he bugged me, but i could see where he was coming from, you know?
(sorry, i have the flu.)
love cordy xx xx
 
I love that one, Anya!!

But I think Xander actually says:
"UH... inbreeding?"

You see, you left out the "UH ".... don't worry, I'm just joking around, but see how much atttention I pay to detail?

But actually I might be wrong, because I havent seen the ep in like, forever😉

::heart:: Katie
 
i watched it the other day, and i think he said "um," lol.
love cordy xx xx

(have you noticed now we have to stick to the subject, we talk less?)
 
***Warning: some late season 3 spoilers!!!***



This is what Wes said when Gunn came to his apartment for help.

"I was dying! Throat cut, life pouring out of me. Know why I fought to live again?" - Wesley
"Wes, I don't have time." - Gunn
"I wanted to live to see my friends again. To explain to the people I loved and trusted my side of what happened." - Wesley
[shakes head] "We know what--" - Gunn
"You don't know anything. [throws him the bottle] I'll help because it's Fred, but don't come here again. Any of you." - Wesley

Oh, it's so sad!!!!!! 🙁 *sniff*

::heart:: Katie
 
oh my god. that's so sad! poor wes. im going to cry i believe.... someone hold me... (preferably wes.) oh that is so depressing. we love you wes!
love cordy xx xx *once again sobbing like a loon.*
(thanks katie, i like it too. it sums up the oz/willow love.)
 
oh im so angry. you've all probably calmed down, but i just found fred's quote. the bitca. wes has been a member of the team way longer than her! im so mad ::fire::

Fred: (to Wesley) Gunn and I found your notes about the baby (pauses) the prophecy. You took him because you thought Angel was going to kill him. You were trying to protect him. Both of them. I just wanted you to know I understand that. (pauses) And I also wanted to say, I thought what Angel tried to do to you was wrong, and I'm sorry. But he was right to blame you, Wesley. You should have come to us. You should have trusted us instead of going to Holtz behind our back. You were supposed to be our friend, and you didn't even"¦ If Angel sees you again he'll kill you, Wesly. This time for real. Don't come back to the hotel. Ever. (walking away) The prophecy was false. Angel was never going to hurt Connor. It was all for nothing.

the bitca!
love cordy xx xx
 
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