Fave Cordy Quotes???

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I was just wondering what everyones favourite Cordy quotes were??

Mine are:
Cordelia: What an ordeal. And you know what the worst part is?
Jenny: What?
Cordelia: It stays with you forever. No matter what they tell you, none of that rust and blood and grime comes out. I mean, you can dry clean till judgment day, you are living with those stains.
Jenny: Yeah that's the worst part of being hung upside down by a vampire who wants to slit your throat: the stains.
Cordelia: I hear ya!
- When She Was Bad

Cordelia: Wait a... What's going on?
Willow: Okay, your name is Cordelia, you're not a cat, you're in high school, and we're your friends. Well, sort of.
Cordelia: That's nice, Willow. And you went mental when?
Willow: You know us?
Cordelia: Yeah. Lucky me. What's with the name game?
- Halloween

Cordelia: This is great. There's an unkillable demon in town, Angel's joined his team, the Slayer is a basket case... I'd say we've hit bottom.
Xander: I have a plan.
Cordelia: Oh, no, here's a lower place.
- Innocence

Xander: Buffy? The Slayer?
Cordelia: No! Buffy the dog-faced girl! Duh! Who do you think I'm
talking about?
Willow: Bored now.
She slowly walks up to them. She is also dressed in black leather. The bodice of her outfit is trimmed in red lace.
Willow: This is the part that's less fun. When there isn't any
screaming.
Cordelia: What's up with you two and the leather?
Willow: (to Xander) Play now?
Xander: It's not that I don't appreciate your appetite, Will, but I
thought we agreed it was my turn.
Willow whines and brushes her hand against Xander's chest.
Cordelia: No. No! No way! I wish us into Bizarro Land, and you guys are still together?! I cannot win!
- The Wish

Angel: "Well, he's not crazy about germs."
Cordelia: "Of course, that's it. We attack him with germs!"
Buffy: "Great! We'll corner him and then you can sneeze on him."
Cordelia gesturing excitedly: "No! No, we'll get a box with the Ebola virus and"¦ and"¦. Or it doesn't even have to be real, we can just get a box that says Ebola on it and"¦ uhm (snaps her fingers) chase him"¦ (Oz frowns and no one else says anything) with the box"¦"
- Graduation Day Part 2
 
i loooove in angel when she say
''You can't fire me,I'm vision girl.''
 
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jayj
hehe that's an awesome one. by the way, cool banner. i likes.
Cordelia is the queen of snark.

Here's some of my favourite Cordelia Snarky comment quotes:

I think you splashed on just a little too much 'Obsession For Dorks'--Phases

* "Tact is just not saying true stuff."

* Nice dress! Good to know you've seen the softer side of Sears. -- Welcome To the Hellmouth

Excuse me. Who gave you permission to exist -- Welcome to the Hellmouth

* Who died and made you Elvis?:

* tiny, impotent Nazi with a bug up his butt the size of an emu?

* Don't you have an elsewhere to be?"

* I'd say it's nice to see you, but then we both know that's a big fib.

* Could you contemplate getting over yourself for a second?

* Whatever is causing the Joan Collins 'tude, deal with it. Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever, but get over it. 'Cause pretty soon you're not even gonna have the loser friends you've got now. -- When She Was Bad

* Boy, of all the humiliations you've had, I've witnessed, that was the latest-- (The Zeppo, I think)
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Every once in a while she takes as good as she gives though. Here's a couple of examples

* Y'know, hey, I don't know what everyone's talking about. That outfit doesn't make you look like a hooker! -- Xander

* Cordelia, your mouth is open and sound is coming from it. This is never good. -- Buffy

Cordelia: Buffy. You're really campaigning for bitch-of-the-year, aren't you?
Buffy: As defending champion, you nervous? -- When She Was Bad
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Those are all great! I'd have to say anything that comes out of Cordy's mouth in Season 1 of Angel.

One of my fave Cordy moments from Buffy though would have to be in School Hard, when she and Willow are trapped in the broom closet, I just thought they were so funny together!
 
Okay heres a few of mine...You guys said all the others

Cordy:Are these guys bothering you?
Buffy:No not at all
Willow:shes not hanging out with us
Cordy:What ever I just wanted to tell you you won't be meeting coach foster, the women with the chest hair,because gym was cancled due to the extreme dead guy in the locker!
Buffy😀ead guy?
Willow:What are you talking about?
Cordy:Some guy was stuffed in Oras locker(i dont know the name.)
Buffy😀ead?
Cordy:totally dead!Way dead!
Xander:Not just a little dead then?
Cordy😀ont you have an elsewhere to be?
Jesse:You know if you need a shoulder to cry to on, or just to nibble on!
Cordy:Oh please!
(Welcome ot the hell mouth/harvest)

Cordy:Owen!A bunch of us are louring at the Bronze tonight, you there?
Owen:Whos all gonna be there?
Cordy:Well um.Im gonna be there!
Owen:Who else?
Cordy:You mean besides me?
Owen:Buffy how about you?
Cordy:No, no, no...ha.Uh..She uh!She doesnt like fun!
Owen:we could meet there around 8!
Buffy:8!Yea!There!
(never kill a boy on the first date)
:Angel walks in:
Cordy😱oohhhh!!Hello solty goodness!Pick up the phone, call 911 that boy is gonna need some serious oxygen once im through with him!(walks off when he walks to Buffy)WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME???
(never kill a boy on the first date)

This on isnt really one but i thought of it so im typing it!

Cordy:I mean.Its like when i go shopping!I always have to get the most expensive things.Not because its the most expensive, but because they cost more!
Some girl:You know
Cordy:Hello!Miss mutter mouth!Can I get a sentance finnished?
(again, never kill a boy on the first date)
Xander:Well ill be enjoying my traditional sleep out in the back yard!See every year, i get my sleeping bag and sleep out in the yard
Willow:Why?
Xander🙁sees cordy walking up)Well I like to look up at the stars and all that romantic stuff!
Cordy:I thought you did it to avoid your familys drunkin christmas fights!
Xander:Yes!that is a gesture that i wanted you to share with people!
Cordy:Well ill be in Aspen!Skiing!Must stinkbeing stuck here in sweatydale, huh!Oh well!Im thinking of you............Okay!Im done!
(Amends)


And thats that!I have alot of Buffy ones!
 
''Do i hone in on ur private conversations?
No
Why??
Because ur boring.''
gotta love that quote lol
classic cordy!!
 
Great quotes guys, some of my faves are:

Cordy(To Angel): I just wondered if you had any linoleum glue, for if it started curling up all over

Cordy(To Kate): Can we get you some coffee? Or Valium? Or both!

Cordy:You're detached from life, but dont worry, im gonna help you with that
Angel😱h, good (sarcastically)

Cordy🙁To Wesley): youd think people would get enough gratouitis violence watching Jerry Springer

Wesley: These Octavian matches date back to the Roman empire, id heard rumours of a revival
Cordy:Couldnt they just have done West Side Story?

Thats just a selection, there are too many to list!
 
I love all those things she says! I can only really remember one at the moment.

Cordelia : "They're done! Nobody touch."
Wesley: "Me? Doesn't Angel - have to "“ get to try any?"
Cordy: "They are brownies full of nutty goodness, not red blood cells."
Cordy: "Maybe if he'd branch out into the solids, he'd keep a decent knife around."
Wesley jumps up: "That is not appropriate! It's for killing extinct demons! Angel, make her stop."
Angel: "Cordelia..."
Wesley: "That blade is very old. Who knows what kind of corrosive effect your cooking may have on it!"
Cordy: "Corrosive effect?"
Angel: "Cordelia, just put down the very sharp knife."
Wesley: "Well, they don't smell right."
Cordy : "I think Mr. Too-much-cologne is the pot calling the kettle stinky."
Angel: "Cordelia, Doyle! I mean, uhm "“ Wesley.
--- Ive Got You Under My Skin ---
 
"What is your childhood trauma?"

"I"m sorry Buffy, but this conversation is reserved for those of is who have a future."

"Groping in a broom closet isn't dating. It's not dating until the guy spends money."
 
In Angel:
"You can't fire me, I'm vision girl!

So funny : laughs :

In Buffy:
(In the Library)
Giles: I don't think I've ever seen you here before
Cordelia:Oh, No, I have a life.

It's a classic! 😉
 
lol...I have lots of fave quoes...but they've already been posted..lol
 
I love cordelia. but it's not just her wicked straight up funny quotes I like. I loved her in the hundreth ep of angel when she said
"Doyle used his last breath to help people. I get that now." (or something to that effect)
She can be very wise our little cordy.
 
"Maybe you can go into the parking lot and practice screaming like a man"
-Go Fish

Cordy:"I don't think there can be a crazier plan"
Oz: We attack the mayor with humus
Cordy: I stand corrected
Oz: Just keeping things in perspective
Cordy: Thank you
-Grad Pt. 2

"hello salty goodness"

"morbid much" -Welcome ot the hellmouth/harvest

Willow:i think i figured out how to get his soul back
Cordy: thats nice, i'm really thirsty

"Oh you have so much to learn little Irish man" -IWRY

"I doubt your doubt. see everyone knows that Amy is a witch and michael is whatever the boy of witch is, plus being the poster child for yuck. If you're gonna hang with them expect badness cos thats what you get when you hang with freaks and losers. Oh that was a pointed comment about me hanging with you guys." -Gingerbread

"Back off polygrip!! You think you're bad? All mean and haunty , picking on poor pathetic Cordy?? Well get ready to haul your.. wrinkly translucent ass out of this place cos lady..... the b..i..t..c..h is back!!!" -Rm w/a Vu

Cordy: I'll i found was a spatula and a phone...
Buffy: And you didn't think a phone would be useful?
Cordy: No but this is better for...<makes few wacking motions with the spatula>...uh..oh! -Homecoming

"i have to get mingly, talk to people that, you know, matter." -City of

"We should be the best of friends, that way I can say good bye to all my cool ones." -Spin the Bottle (to Fred)


There are soooo many more... but I don't have time.

Feeling much love for Cordy right now! 😀
 
Angel Season 1 ep "Expecting"

Cordy: "I learned something, too. I learned, uhm, - men are evil? Oh, wait, - I knew that. I learned that LA is full of self-serving phonies. No, - had that one down, too. Uh... sex is bad?"
Angel with a smile: "We all knew that."

Buffy Season 3 ep "Bad girls"
Cordy: "Check it out- Giles the next generation!"

Angel Season 4
Cordy: "What are you? Deficiant? Get me out of here!"
 
Hehehe!
I can't believe no one has done the one where Xander and Cordelia bicker in the student lounge about the Scoobie gangs future.

Cordy: Oh that's so cute!!! Planning lives as losers!
Xander: The comedy stylings of Cordelia Chase! Who instantly won't be needing a higher education as soon as she markets her own line of hooker wear.
Cordy: Gee Xander I could dress more like you, but oh my father has a job.
-S3 when they pick colleges.

Cordy:Come on Lilah Junior!! (Grabs Eves ear and drags her to Angel's office.)

Cordy: Get up from that chair and I'll feed you to those Manelo Blaniks! Which are stunning by the way.

Cordy: I know my rights Angel and I wanna see a lawyer. (Gets ready to kick some ass.)

Eve: Who are you?
Cordy: I'm Cordelia Chase.
Eve: Oh he talked about you a lot. At first. My name's"¦.
Cordy: I didn't ask. (Walks away)
-All these quote are from the episode in which she wakes up from her coma.
 
This is one of my fav cordy quote's from "School Hard":

Cordelia: And if you get me out of this, I swear I'll never be mean to anyone ever again. Unless they *really* deserve it. Or if it's that time of the month, in which case I don't think you or anyone else can hold me responsible...
Willow: Ask for some aspirin.
Cordelia: And can you please send some asp... Hey!
 
Cordelia: I'm not a sniveling whiny little Cry-Buffy. I'm the nastiest girl in Sunnydale history. I take crap from no one.

Cordelia: We have an exciting new case, could be aliens, could be adultery. It's a corker!

Cordelia: (To Wesley) Right. This is Angel. 'Oh, I can't do anything fun tonight. I have to count my past sins, then alphabetize them. Oh, by the way, I'm thinking of snapping on Friday."

Cordelia: You can bet if someone ordered a male body part for religious sacrifice... the world would be Atheist... (snaps fingers) like THAT!

Cordelia: It's gorgeous! Look how it brings out my breasts! Like you weren't all thinkin' it.

Cordelia: Like this time I sort of ran over this girl on her bike. It was the most traumatizing event of *my* life, and she's trying to make it about her *leg*. Like my pain meant nothing.

LILAH: Cordelia Chase, right? Come to gloat?
CORDELIA: I can do that anywhere. Are you gonna invite me in? Oh, wait. I'm not a vampire.
(Cordy walks in past Lilah.)
LILAH: Please, come on in.
CORDELIA: I want you to tell me about Billy. Everything you *didn't* tell Angel. I want you to help me stop him.
LILAH: And what makes you think I'm gonna do that?
CORDELIA: Well, there's your face - for starters.
LILAH: I know the risks of my job and I accept them.
CORDELIA: Then why where you crying five minutes ago? - There's not a thing about badly reapplied mascara that I don't know.
LILAH: I'm not Lindsey McDonald. I don't switch sides whenever it gets tough. And since when is this your job? I thought Angel was the dark avenger.
CORDELIA: Angel feels responsible for this guy because he brought him back from hell. I feel responsible because he did it to save me. You, who are actually responsible for the entire thing, feel nothing at all, because *you* are a vicious *****.
LILAH: So? You know me.
CORDELIA: Please, I was you - with better shoes.
LILAH: These are Boracchi.
CORDELIA: Fall collection?
LILAH: Next spring.
CORDELIA: He's widened the heel.
LILAH: And rounded the toe.
CORDELIA: That won't work with pink.
LILAH: The pink is out this spring.
 
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