Fave Cordy Quotes???

Although everything Cordy says is awsome! My all time favorite quote would have to be

Cordelia: "What is your childhood trama?"-Welcome to the Hellmouth

I say that to everyone that just freaks out now. ::evil2::

CORDELIA: "Let's go, Lilah junior."

CORDELIA: "(steps in front of Eve)
Get out of that chair and I will feed you those Manolo Blahniks. (looks at Eve's shoes)Which are stunning, by the way. (smirks)"

ANGEL: "But the thing that really, really pisses me off is that this guy seems to be going by the name of Doyle."
EVE: "Doesn't ring a bell. "
CORDELIA: "(walks closer to Eve)It does to me. (yelling in Eve's face)It rings a big fricking gong, (pointing)and I wanna know who has the nerve to be using that name."

CORDELIA: "My God, you are a piece of work."

CORDELIA: "Boy, I really do fall for the dumb ones. You know how you're always trying to save, oh, every single person in the world? Did it ever occur to you you were one of them? "
ANGEL: "No, it never did. "
CORDELIA: "Well, you made the list, gorgeous. And you needed some help."

CORDELIA: "But you're bigger than that. You'll win this in the end."

^From Your Welcome. Awsome Eppy. She was so funny in that eppy too :bounce:
 
Cordy has some of the greatest quotes.

CORDELIA : I don't know what to say, it was really, I mean, one minute you're in your normal life, and then who's in the fridge? It really gets to you, a thing like that. It was... let's just say I haven't been able to eat a thing since yesterday. I think I lost, like, seven and a half ounces? Way swifter than that so-called diet that quack put me on. Oh, I'm not saying that we should kill a teacher every day just so I can lose weight, I'm just saying when tragedy strikes, we have to look on the bright side. You know? Like, how even used Mercedes still have leather seats!

CORDELIA: (in cat-suit) Oz. Oz.
OZ: Hey, Cordelia. Jeez, you're like a great big cat.
CORDELIA: It's my costume. Are you guys playing tonight?
OZ: Yeah, at the Shelter Club.
CORDELIA: Is Mr. I'm-the-lead-singer-I'm-so-great-I-don't-have-to-show- up-for-my-date-or-even-call gonna be there?
OZ: Yeah, y'know, he's just going by 'Devon' now.
CORDELIA: Well, you can tell him that I don't care, and that I didn't even mention it. And that I didn't even see you. So that's just fine.
OZ: So, what do I tell him?
CORDELIA: Nothing! Jeez! Get with the program. (walks off in a huff)
OZ: Why can't I meet a nice girl like that?


CORDELIA: 'I aspire to help my fellow man.' Check. As long as he's not smelly, dirty or something gross.
XANDER: Cordelia Chase, always ready to give a helping hand to the rich and the pretty.
CORDELIA: Which, lucky me, excludes you. Twice. (passes on)
XANDER: Is murder always a crime?
 
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I approve
Elmo, you took all mine!
I also love the 'get with the program' I say that all the time.
Also in WTTH when she goes to Willow "Did I give you permission to breathe?" I was watching that the other day and my Mum watches only aAngel and not buffy and she was like, "Was cordelia that big of a B!itch?" she couldnt beleave how much shead changed.
 
Mine was this one

Cordy: Well, I give up...Tried soaking it out, tried scrubbing
it out... No question, we got ring
around the lobby.
(getting to her feet)
I say we toss in the towel and buy a
big ass throw rug. Who's with me?
 
Hey that reminded me of another one between Jenny from Some Assembly Required

Cordelia: What an ordeal. And you know what the worst part is?
Jenny: What?
Cordelia: It stays with you forever. No matter what they tell you, none
of that rust and blood and grime comes out. I mean, you can dry clean
till judgment day, you are living with those stains.
Jenny: Yeah that's the worst part of being hung upside down by a
vampire who wants to slit your throat: the stains.
Cordelia: I hear ya!
 
Bothered, Bewitched, and Bewildered

Cordelia: (interrupts) "Harmony, shut up. (Xander looks back) Do you know what you are Harmony? You're a sheep.

Harmony:"I'm not a sheep."

Cordelia: You're a sheep. All you ever do is what everyone else does just so you can say you did it first. And here I am, scrambling for your approval, when I'm WAY cooler than you are cause I'm NOT a sheep. I do what I wanna do, and I wear what I wanna wear. And you know what? (Xander smiles) I'll date whoever the hell I wanna date. No matter HOW lame he is.

Xander always did bring the best out of Cordy.
 
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