Oh I just love everything that comes out of the man's mouth...but here are some of my personal favorites:
Season 1
I Robot, You Jane
GILES - "Things involved with a computer fill me with a childlike terror."
Season 2
Some Assembly Required
GILES - "Grave robbing? That's new. Interesting."
BUFFY - "I *know* you meant to say gross and disturbing."
GILES - "Yes, yes, yes of course. Uh, terrible thing. Must, must put a stop to it. Damn it."
Lie to Me
GILES - "Uh, honestly, I, I've always, I've always been interested in, in, uh, monster trucks."
Passion
GILES - "In my years as... Watcher... I've buried... too many people. But Jenny was the first I've loved."
Season 5
Tough Love
GILES - "I hope this isn't a return. Everyone wants petrified hamsters, but they're never happy with them."
Season 6
Flooded
GILES - "If I had been, I'd have bloody well stopped you. The magicks you channeled are more ferocious and primal than anything you can hope to understand, (even more angry) and you are lucky to be alive, you rank, arrogant amateur! "
Season 7
First Date
GILES - "For God's sake! How can anyone think about their social life? We are about to fight the original primal evil. These girls are in mortal danger. Didn't you see the flashcards? This isn't right."
Chosen
GILES - "It's a lot more than that. Buffy, what you said"” it flies in the face of everything we've ever"¦ of what every generation has done in the fight against evil. (beat) I think it's bloody brilliant."
GILES - "We have a lot of work ahead of us."
FAITH - (to others) "Can I push him in?"
WILLOW - "You've got my vote."