Vamp Willow rules!!!
"Bored now!"
"Look at me, I'm all fuzzy!"
"This world is no fun. We are going to make it like it was. Starting with the Bronze."
"I'm not suppose to talk to strangers!"
"You made me cranky."
"Look. Everyone's all afraid. It's just like old times."
"Questions? Comments?"
"No. This is a dumb world. In my world there are people in chains, and we can ride them like ponies."
"We could be quite a team, if you came around to *my* way of thinking."
Evil Willow: Hey, you.
Cordelia: 'Hey me'? 'Hey me' what? I have a name, you know.
Evil Willow: Uh, Cordelia.
Cordelia: What did you do? Lock yourself in the book cage?
Evil Willow: Yeah. Lemme out... 'Cause I'm so helpless.
Cordelia: Okay.
Cordelia: I think Giles keeps a spare. How'd you manage to lock
yourself in, anyway?
Evil Willow: Uh, I was looking at books. I like... books ...'cause I'm shy.
Cordelia: Yeah, right. The famous shy girl act all the boys fall for.
Evil Willow: Open the cage.
Cordelia: Wait. It occurs to me that we've never really had
the opportunity to talk. You know, woman to woman... with you locked up.
Evil Willow: Don't wanna talk. Hungry.
Cordelia: What could we talk about? Oh! Hey! How about the ethics of boyfriend stealing?.... And, okay, it isn't even like I was that attracted to Xander. It was more just that we kept being put in these life or death situations, and that's always all sexy and stuff. I mean, I more or less knew he was a loser. But that doesn't make it okay for you to come around and... (notices Evil Willow's stare) What? Do I have something on my neck?
Evil Willow: Not yet.
--Dopplegangland
"This is the part that's less fun. When there isn't any
screaming."
"Hmm. Buffy. Ooo. Scary."
"I felt cheap."
"Then... can I play with the puppy?"
"That's right, Puppy... Willow's gonna make you bark."
--The Wish