Fave Xander quotes?

"So in your reality I'm like this...Bad ass Vampire, right???"
willow looks at him
"People afraid of me?"
Looks again
"Oh yea!Im bad."

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Heres another one...


Buffy:I just wanted to wait...
Xander:Wait for what?Angel to go physco the next time you give him a happy?

Lovers walk
 
my fav is:
xander(to oz):I know what it's like to crave the taste of freshly killed meat. to be taken over by those uncontrollable urges_ _
buffy:you said you didn't remember anything about that.
xander(oh yeah):I said i didn't remember anything about that.
(then) look, the point is, i have an affinity with this thing.
(acting it out ) okay, i'm a big bad wolf. i'm on the prowl. i'm a sniffing, snarling, slobbering predator. i'm...
xander(connt'd):wait a second. it,s right in front of us. its ovious who i am!
xander(cont'd): i'm larry

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Originally posted by buffy1
my fav is:
xander(to oz):I know what it's like to crave the taste of freshly killed meat. to be taken over by those uncontrollable urges_ _
buffy:you said you didn't remember anything about that.
xander(oh yeah):I said i didn't remember anything about that.
(then) look, the point is, i have an affinity with this thing.
(acting it out ) okay, i'm a big bad wolf. i'm on the prowl. i'm a sniffing, snarling, slobbering predator. i'm...
xander(connt'd):wait a second. it,s right in front of us. its ovious who i am!
xander(cont'd): i'm larry
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::wave:: 😱 😛::water:: ::cd::
 
i have some good Xander quotes (Or so i think😀 )

taken from 4x01 the Freshman.

xander hugs willow, then kathy(buffys room-mate)
xander: (while hugging) i don't know you do i?
kathy: No.
Xander: This is indrusive is't it?
kathy a little bit...

lets Kathy go... Looks at Oz

Xander: do we hug?
Oz i think we're too manly
*----*
Xander: yeah, i'm gonna have to go with the dead boy on this one.
Angel. could you not call me that?
*----*
Buffy: Xander how do you feel about digging through some of Giles's personal files and see what you can find?
Xander: i feel pretty good about it. does that make me a sociopath?.... Nah
*----*
Xander: I don't like vampires. i'm going to take a stand and say that they're not good!
*----*
Cordelia: I bet you'd let a girl go off into her doom all by herself.
Xander: Not just any girl, you're special
*----*
Xander: I laugh in the face of danger, then i run and hide till it's gone
*----*
Xander: It's funny how, the earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to!
 
"Oh please.This is Angel were talking here...If angel does something bad i wanna know.Because it gived me a happy!
 
this is another one i like
WESLEY: "what happened to your head?"
CORDY: "excuse me?"
W: your hair, it's new--it's great---when did this happen?"
C: "ten days ago."
 
bad beer

in bad beer
nothing can defeat the penis!

remember the boy! boys smells good yes
buffy have to much beer shouldn't have its bad!
::huh1::
 
buffy1 said:
this is another one i like
WESLEY: "what happened to your head?"
CORDY: "excuse me?"
W: your hair, it's new--it's great---when did this happen?"
C: "ten days ago."
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Is this a Xander Quote? lol

A favouite of mine:

XANDER: Dammit! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey!
 
Just a few of my fav quotes from the Xan-Man:

Angel: (quietly) This way. (looks at Xander) What?
Xander: You were looking at my neck.
Angel: What?
Xander: You were checking out my neck! I saw that!
Angel: No, I wasn't!
Xander: Just keep your distance, pal.
Angel: I wasn't looking at your neck!
Xander: I told you to eat before we left.

Xander: So in your reality I'm like this bad ass vampire, right?
(Vampire Willow looks at him) People afraid of me? Oh yeah! Im bad.

Xander: Nothing can defeat the penis!

Buffy: Spike and I are getting married!
Xander: How? What? How?
Giles: Three excellent questions.
Spike: (to Buffy) What are you lookin' at?
Buffy: The man I love.
Xander: Can I be blind too?

RAZOR: Not looking too good, though, is she?
XANDER: I don't see you winning too many beauty contests.
XANDER: ...unless the Miss "My Face Fell Off" pageant gets going.
RAZOR: Big axe you got there.
XANDER: The better to cut you down to size, grandma.

Ok this one is about Xander, he doesn't actually say anything, but it's pretty funny:
Tara: You found the last known urn of Osiris on eBay?
Anya: Yeah, from this desert gnome in Cairo. He drove a really hard bargain, but I finally got him to throw in a limited edition Backstreet Boys lunchbox for a -
Xander coughs. Anya pauses. Xander looks nervous.
Anya: ...a friend.
 
"Let's Stop This Crazy Whirl-i-gag of fun! I'm getting dizzy." Off of Buffy and Willow's bored looks in the season 1 Buffy episode "Angel"
 
From "Once More, With Feeling." That whole "I'll Never Tell" song was full of great witty comments.

Xander:She clings. She's needy. She's also really greedy. She never...
Anya: His eyes are beedy.
Xander: This is my verse, Hello!
 
Sorry if someone has already said this one.

Xander: "To read makes our speaking English good."
The look on Buffys face after he says that makes me laugh too.
 
This quote from the freshman made me laugh so much, I don't know why:
Xander: The point is, you're Buffy.
Buffy: Yeah, maybe in high school I was Buffy.
Xander: And now in college you're Betty Louise?
 
Re:

"Angel"
Xander: You're in love with a vampire!
Buffy: shhhh
Xander: I mean, you're in love with an umpire! You know everybody hates them!

I don't remember exactly how this went, so bare with me....
"The Prom"
Cordelia and Wesley proceed to walk by
Xander has Anya on his arm, as he listens to her obsessive babbling about her demon years
Xander: Cordelia, Wesley how in the name of god are you....and details please! :rolleyes0
 
My favorite has got to be the "Potential" speach:


XANDER: (walks into the room) Aw, I'm just thinking about the girls. It's a harsh gig, being a potential. Just being picked out of a crowd, danger, destiny, (grins) plus if you act now, death.
DAWN: They can handle it.
XANDER: Yeah. (sits in a chair in front of the desk) They're special, no doubt. The amazing thing is, not one of them will ever know, not even Buffy.
DAWN: Know what?
XANDER: How much harder it is for the rest of us.
DAWN: No way. They've got"”
XANDER: Seven years, Dawn. Working with the slayer. Seeing my friends get more and more powerful. A witch. A demon. Hell, I could fit Oz in my shaving kit, but come a full moon, he had a wolfy mojo not to be messed with. Powerful. All of them. And I'm the guy who fixes the windows.
DAWN: Well, you had that sexy army training for a while, and"”and the windows really did need fixing.
XANDER: I saw what you did last night.
DAWN: Yeah, I"”I guess I kinda lost my head when I thought I was the slayer.
XANDER: You thought you were all special. Miss Sunnydale 2003. And the minute you found out you weren't, you handed the crown to Amanda without a moment's pause. You gave her your power.
DAWN: The power wasn't mine.
XANDER: They'll never know how tough it is, Dawnie, to be the one who isn't chosen. To live so near to the spotlight and never step in it. But I know. I see more than anybody realizes because nobody's watching me. I saw you last night. I see you working here today. You're not special. You're extraordinary.
DAWN: Maybe that's your power.
XANDER: What?
DAWN: Seeing. Knowing.
XANDER: Maybe it is. Maybe I should get a cape.
DAWN: Cape is good.
XANDER: Yeah.
 
I didn't feel like reading all the posts. (I'm lazy) So if these were posted already, sorry.



Xander-"Yeah, don't they have phones?" (in British accent) "'Allo, Buffy. Here's some stuff we know. Pip pip."

Xander: "Okay. When I'm marveling at the immaturity? Be scared."

Xander: "Anya, if I tell them we're engaged right after you dared me to ... wouldn't you always wonder if that's the only reason I did it?"
Anya: "Oh."
Xander: "Score one for Captain Logic."
Anya: "No, no. Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat. I smell Captain Fear at the wheel! God, I hate this. This tone in my voice? I dislike it more than you do, and I'm closer to it!"

Xander: "Oh, why couldn't Giles have shackles like any self-respecting bachelor?"

Xander: "A ghost? What's the deal? Is every frat on this campus haunted? And if so, why do people keep coming to these parties? 'Cause it's not the snacks."

XANDER: "Now I'm not sure what I am so bear with me here Now I lay me down to sleep, uh, shabat Israel, uh, om, om."

Xander: "Yeah? You smell sin? Well, let me tell you something, lady. She who smelt it, dealt it! It's like what you said, but faster."
 
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