Favorite BTVS or Angel quotes
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Thamior
Townie
Favorite Buffy quotes:
"...It's better than being alone all by yourself." - Cordy
"And... and I'm gonna eat this banana; Lunchtime be damned!" - Willow
Angel Quotes:
"It's not that vampires don't photograph - they just don't photograph well..." - Cordy
"Try not to think about me while I'm gone"
"Wasn't thinking about you when you were here." - Lilah and Wesley
"Do you like bribes?"
"Do I ever!" - Cordy and Security guard (love Waiting in the Wings!!)
"STOP CALLING ME PASTRIES!" - Angel to Lorne
"... I mean, there's the visibility issue, and when you really think abou- Why do I have to wear the ladies helmet?!" - Angel
And, just for good measure...
"Hop on, gorgeous!" - Wesley, to Angel
"...It's better than being alone all by yourself." - Cordy
"And... and I'm gonna eat this banana; Lunchtime be damned!" - Willow
Angel Quotes:
"It's not that vampires don't photograph - they just don't photograph well..." - Cordy
"Try not to think about me while I'm gone"
"Wasn't thinking about you when you were here." - Lilah and Wesley
"Do you like bribes?"
"Do I ever!" - Cordy and Security guard (love Waiting in the Wings!!)
"STOP CALLING ME PASTRIES!" - Angel to Lorne
"... I mean, there's the visibility issue, and when you really think abou- Why do I have to wear the ladies helmet?!" - Angel
And, just for good measure...
"Hop on, gorgeous!" - Wesley, to Angel
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EvilBuffy
'Stop calling me pastries!' was HILARIOUS!
Buffy: Why? Why would you do that?
Spike: Buffy, shame on you. Why does a man do what he mustn't? For her! To be hers. To be the kind of man who would nev"” To be a kind of man. And she shall look on him with forgiveness... and everybody will forgive and love ... He will be loved. (He drapes himself over the cross. His skin begins to burn.) So everybody's okay, right? C-can we rest now? Buffy? Can we rest?
Spike: Buffy, shame on you. Why does a man do what he mustn't? For her! To be hers. To be the kind of man who would nev"” To be a kind of man. And she shall look on him with forgiveness... and everybody will forgive and love ... He will be loved. (He drapes himself over the cross. His skin begins to burn.) So everybody's okay, right? C-can we rest now? Buffy? Can we rest?
theroyalgoat
Potential
I have many, but right now the two in my head are: 'You know you wanna dance' and in season 6 when Spike is fighting for his soul and he says 'Here we are now. Entertain us.'
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Goldilocks
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I love Angel's verbal smackdown of Buffy in 'Sanctuary'.
"Buffy, this wasn't about you! This was about saving somebody's soul. That's what I do here, and you're not a part of it."
...
"That's great. - It's nice - you moved on. - I can't. You found someone new. - I'm not allowed to, remember? I see you again it cuts me up inside and the person I share that with is me! You don't know me anymore. So don't come down here with your great new life and *expect* me to do things your way. - Go home!"
"Buffy, this wasn't about you! This was about saving somebody's soul. That's what I do here, and you're not a part of it."
...
"That's great. - It's nice - you moved on. - I can't. You found someone new. - I'm not allowed to, remember? I see you again it cuts me up inside and the person I share that with is me! You don't know me anymore. So don't come down here with your great new life and *expect* me to do things your way. - Go home!"
svp
Townie
For some reason, I've always loved the line, "That's where they make Gileses" in I-can't-remember what season.
And, although I detest Riley, I love Buffy's, "My hat has a cow" in As You Were.
Also, in First Date, this whole exchange always amuses me:
Buffy: On the Hellmouth. All day, every day. That's gotta be like being showered with evil. Only from underneath.
Willow: Not really a shower.
Buffy: A bidet. Like a bidet of evil.
And to wrap things up... "I've got to warn Buffy. There's every chance she might be next. And Xander, help Willow, and try not to bleed on my couch I just had it steam cleaned."
And OH MY GOD! I guarantee no one else will find this funny, but my friend and I have this ongoing inside joke that we use far too frequently, but basically, there's one of Riley's lines in season 4, I can't remember which episode, but Buffy's clearly going through some internal emotional termoil, and Riley just shoves his giant, donut holding hand in her face and asks, "Jelly?". Whenever one of us is texting the other about going to get food, we just write 'jelly' with a question mark.
Not to mention every poem Spike's ever written... Which, I, ahem, may or may not have memorized to whip out at a moment's notice...
And, although I detest Riley, I love Buffy's, "My hat has a cow" in As You Were.
Also, in First Date, this whole exchange always amuses me:
Buffy: On the Hellmouth. All day, every day. That's gotta be like being showered with evil. Only from underneath.
Willow: Not really a shower.
Buffy: A bidet. Like a bidet of evil.
And to wrap things up... "I've got to warn Buffy. There's every chance she might be next. And Xander, help Willow, and try not to bleed on my couch I just had it steam cleaned."
And OH MY GOD! I guarantee no one else will find this funny, but my friend and I have this ongoing inside joke that we use far too frequently, but basically, there's one of Riley's lines in season 4, I can't remember which episode, but Buffy's clearly going through some internal emotional termoil, and Riley just shoves his giant, donut holding hand in her face and asks, "Jelly?". Whenever one of us is texting the other about going to get food, we just write 'jelly' with a question mark.
Not to mention every poem Spike's ever written... Which, I, ahem, may or may not have memorized to whip out at a moment's notice...
Seeing Red
Villain
Anya: No. This book made the little fluffers, this book's gonna send them back. I've got it this time. Okay, "Himble abri. Abri voyon."
Anya: "Sensible? You think it's sensible for me to go down into that pit of cotton-top hell, and let them hippety-hop all over my vulnerable flesh?"
Gotta love Anya and her bunnys. 😀
Anya: "Sensible? You think it's sensible for me to go down into that pit of cotton-top hell, and let them hippety-hop all over my vulnerable flesh?"
Gotta love Anya and her bunnys. 😀