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What are your favorite :: blond : Buffy quotes?

I love Buffy! She's one of my favorite characters along with
:: vampire Spike. Well, here's some of my favs:

DEAD MAN'S PARTY:
' Welcome to the Hellmouth petting zoo '

FAITH, HOPE, AND TRICK:
' Raise your hand if ewww!'

BAD GIRLS:
' Whenever Giles sends me on a mission, he always says please! And afterwards, he gives me a cookie!'

GINGERBREAD:
Buffy-' Answer to MOO? Did that sentence make some sense that I'm just not in on?'
Snyder-' Mothers Opposed to the Occult. A powerful new group.'
Buffy-' And who came up with that lame name?'
Snyder-' That would be the founder. I believe you call her mom.'

DOPPELGANGLAND-
' I know that Faith isnt on the cover of Sanity Fair, but she had it rough '

THE PROM-
' Angel's gonna lose it. But not a soul, he's gonna lose it. His bit '

SOMETHING BLUE-
' Hey? You think that I don't live with the shadow of Drusilla over my head? That I'm not wondering if you're gonna be thinking of her on our honeymoon when you're making sweet love to me!'

' Giles! I accidentally killed Spike! That's OK, right?'

CRUSH-
' Sorry. All out of cash. Why don't you hit on Giles....hit up Giles.'

Those are some of the funniest quotes! :: wacko : I swear I just ::heart:: the way Sarah says her lines! Especially the really funny :: wacko2 ones! Buffy is one of the greatest characters on the show. I don't think that any other actress can play Buffy as good as Sarah does. Just to think that Charisma was up for the part instead!::huh:: I know that I couldn't have imagined her as Buffy. That would've been really weird ::thumb::
 
Giles: How did you get in?
Spike: The door was unlocked. You might want to watch that, Rupert. Someone dangerous could get in.
Buffy: Or, someone formerly dangerous and currently annoying.

Dracula: Very impressive hunt. Such power.
Buffy: That was no hunt. That was just another day on the job. Care to step up for some overtime?

Buffy: And you're sure this isn't just some fanboy thing? 'Cause I've fought more than a couple pimply, overweight vamps that called themselves Lestat. Buffy vs. Dracula

Buffy: You think I don't watch your movies? You always come back. (Dracula begins to materialize again.) I'm standing right here!

Buffy: You're like my fairy godmother, and Santa Claus, and Q all wrapped up into one. (they look at her) Q from Bond, not Star Trek.

Buffy: I so don't want to deal with Spike right now. The guy is really starting to bug me in that special "I want to shove something wooden through his heart" kind of way.

Big Vampire: I've always wanted to kill the Slayer.
Buffy: And I've always wanted piano lessons. So really... who's surprised we've got this unexpressed rage? But honestly, I think I express mine better. Tell you what... you find yourself a good anger management class, and I'll jam this pokey wood stick through your heart.

Dawn: C'mon, who's the man?
Buffy: You are. A very short, annoying man.

Dawn: When do I get to patrol?
Buffy: Not until you are never!

Giles: Yes well the uh... the problem is that after a final battle, it uh... it's difficult to get any um... well the-the-the Slayer's not... she's rather um"”
Buffy: It's okay to use the "D" word, Giles.
Giles: Dead.

Buffy (about Dawn): You got her a book on spells? The girl who can break things by just looking at them, now has a book to teach her to... break things by lookin' at 'em?

Spike: It's just, we took on that Glory chippy together "” I was right there with you, fighting the fight.
Buffy: Actually, you were sleeping the sleep of the knocked unconscious.

(Spike offers Buffy his flask.)
Buffy: Ew.
Spike: It's not blood, it's bourbon.
Buffy (slower and with emphasis): Eeewww.

Buffy: What part of me punching you in the face did you not understand?


Buffy has got terrifc quotes. And Princess Buffy you're right. Charisma Carpenter as Buffy ::thumb::
 
Buffy: (to Giles) I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?"

Buffy (after knocking out Giles ):"When he wakes up, tell him...I don't know. Think of something cool; tell him I said it"

Buffy : "Seeing my mum frenching a guy is definately a ticket to Therapy Land."

Buffy (To Willow): Homework.
Willow: It's my way of saying, 'Get well soon.'
Buffy: You know, chocolate says that even better.
Willow: I did all of your assignments. All you have to do is sign your name.
Buffy (amazed): Chocolate means nothing to me

Buffy: (to Whistler) I've lost friends tonight, and I may lose more. If you have information worth hearing then I am grateful for it. If you want to make jokes then I will pull out your ribcage and wear it as a hat.

Buffy: Yeah, I just got in a few hours ago. Went to see mom first.
Giles: Of course. And how did you find her?
Buffy: I pretty much remembered the address.

Giles: Quite a couple of days.
Buffy: My brain hasn't processed everything yet. It's not really functioning at the higher levels. It's pretty much, 'fire bad, tree pretty.' Anything more complex...
Giles: Understandable. Well when it starts working again, congratulate it on a good campaign. You did very well.....There is a certain dramatic irony in the way things turned out. Asynchronicity that borders on predestination, one might say.
Buffy: Fire bad, tree pretty.

Dawn: What are you doing?
Buffy: My Boyfriend, go away!

Buffy (to Amy): Hi... How have you been?
Amy: Rat, you?
Buffy: Dead

And i leave you with my all time fave:

Dawn I love you. I will always love you. But this is the work I have to do. Tell Giles that....tell Giles that I figured it out. And...and I'm ok. And give my love to my friends. You'll have to take care of them now. You'll all have to take care of each other. You'll have to be strong. Dawn the hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live. For me.
 
Buffy: I am trying to save you! You are playing in some serious traffic here! Do you understand that? You're going to die! And the only hope you have of surviving this is to get out of this pit right now, and, my God, could you have a dorkier outfit?
 
Buffy: If the apocolypse calls beep me

Dawn: What are you doing?
Buffy: My Boyfriend, go away!

Buffy: I always wanted a pony
Buffy: Oh your really weren't

Buffy : Hi... How have you been?
Amy: Rat, you?
Buffy: Dead talking to me,were you?
 
I found some more :: blond : Buffy quotes. Here they are:

DOOMED-
' Ask around. Look it up. Slayer,comma, The.'

' I told you! I-I said end of the world! And your like poo poo Southern California poo poo'

INTERVENTION-
Buffybot: ' Oh Spike! You're the big bad! You're the big bad!'

' Oh I know this ritual! The ancient chimens were next called upon to do the hockey pokey and turn themselves around.'
( Giles jumps in and out of the circle)' and that's what it's all about'

Buffy: ( to Xander ) I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be!'

Those quotes are so hilarious! :: wacko : I ::heart:: these! The poo poo and hokey pokey ones make me laugh all the time. Does anyone else have any more Buffy quotes?

:: blond : Buffy and Spike :: vampire shipper 4ever!!!!!! I'll never loose faith!
 
"The Master. I went by his grave last night and they have a vacancy."

"Cordelia, your mouth is open. Sound is coming from it. This is never good." both from When She Was Bad

Kendra: I'm an expert in all weapons.
(Kendra accidently fires Buffy's crossbow, destroying a lamp)
Giles: Is everything alright?
Buffy: It's OK, Kendra killed the bad lamp. from Whats My Line Part 2

Giles: Let's not jump to any conclusions.
Buffy: I didn't jump. I took a tiny step and there conclusions were. from Phases

Buffy: (in alternate universe during The Wish) Is this a 'get in my pants' thing? You Sunnydale guys all talk like I'm the second coming. - From The Wish

"Yeah, he's some kind of demon looking for an all-powerful thingimibob and I've got to stop him before unholy havoc's unleased and it's another Tuesday night in Sunnydale."
- From Revelations

Buffy: (to Willow & Xander) "Judgemental? If I was any more open-minded about the choices you two make my entire brain would fall out." - from The Yoko Factor
 
Kendra: Do you tink he might help us?
Buffy: I tink we might make him

Buffy: The who whatting how with huh?

Faith: What are you getting so strung up for B?
Buffy: Why are your lips still moving F?
 
Buffy: The who whatting how with huh?

A classic.

"Besides I look cute in a tiara"

"Fire bad, tree pretty"

"Wish me monsters"

Xander: "And the lesson in all this is? We have we learnt about beer"
Buffy: "Foamy"
 
The Master: And one of the brethren shall go out hunting the night before and get himself killed,
because he couldn't wait to finish his job before he ate. Oh, wait... that's not written anywhere.

Giles: If your identity as the Slayer is revealed it could put you and all those around you in
grave danger.
Buffy: Well, in that case I won't wear my button that says, 'I'm the Slayer, ask me how!'

Xander: I'm not worried. If there's something bad out there, we'll find, you'll slay, we'll party.

Master: So, you're the new Slayer. You're prettier than the last.

Master: Oh yes...the is the feable banter portion of the fight.

Master: By the way, love the dress.

Xander: Well, we could grind our enemies into talcum powder with a sledgehammer, but, gosh, we did
that last night.

Giles: Do you want me to answer that, or I shall I just glare?

Giles: It's not music. Bay City Rollers! Now, that was music.

Buffy: C'mon...it's a party. Don't you want to open your present?

Spike: It's a big rock. Can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big.

Willow: Perhaps we should call Xander. What's his number? Oh yeah...'1-800-I'm-dating-a-skanky-hoe.'

Xander: They should film that and show it every Christmas.

Faith: New Watcher?
Buffy: New watcher.
Faith: I'm outta here.

Wesley: My...isn't she cheeky?

Oz: I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me and she
becomes me. I cease to exist. Huh. No one else exists either. Buffy is all of us. We think.
Therefore she is.

Xander: Like any of that's enough to fight the Dark Master. (The Scoobies look at him) Bator.

Xander: Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and
gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Dawn (writing in her journal) : I Like Tara. She and Willow are both witches. They do spells and stuff,
which is so much cooler than slaying. I told Mom one time I wish they'd teach me some of
the things they do together. And then she got really quiet and made me go upstairs. Huh, I
guess her generation isn't cool with witchcraft.

Cyrus: Let's eat the girl!
Harmony: We are not going to eat the girl!

Buffy: Because it's wrong!

Xander: Sometimes I think about two women doing a spell...and then I do a spell by myself.

Xander: Oh man! It's Nazi Germany in here, and I have Playboys in my locker.

Xander: I think that you guys are missing the point here--I have Playboys in my locker!
 
i like the one with buffy and spike

Buffy: What are you doing here ? 5 words or less

spike: Out.For.A.Walk.B!±cµ

okay so its more of spikes quote.....(i had to think of something to say)
 
I got some more, I think Buffy has some great lines


Buffy: Well! Look who's here!
Angel: Hi.
Buffy: I'd say it's nice to see you, but then we both know that's a big fib.

Giles: Alright, I-I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.
Buffy: Okay, at this point you're abusing sarcasm

Giles: If your identity as the Slayer is revealed it could put you and all those around you in grave danger.
Buffy: Well, in that case I won't wear my button that says, 'I'm the Slayer, ask me how!'

Buffy: Tell me the truth: how's my hair?

Buffy: Giles, unto every generation is born one who must run the annual talentless show. You cannot escape your destiny.

Buffy: Does that mean anything to you besides 'Eughh'

Master: You're dead!
Buffy: I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you.

Master: You were destined to die! It was written!
Buffy: What can I say? I flunked the written

Cordelia: Buffy. You're really campaigning for bitch-of-the-year, aren't you?
Buffy: As defending champion, you nervous?

Buffy: You're a vampire. Oh, I'm sorry, was that an offensive term? Should I say 'undead American'

Giles: What are you gonna do? Crawl inside a cave for the rest of your life?
Buffy: Would it have cable?

Buffy: Are you crazy? You don't just sneak up on people in a graveyard. You make noise when you walk. You stomp or... yodel.

Buffy: Oh! I know this one! Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah, blah, bity blah, I'm so stuffy, gimme a scone.

Xander(as soldier): That girl must be right, we must have some sort of Amenesia
Buffy(as princess):I don't know what that is but I certainly do not!I bathe quite often

thats probably wrong because its from memory

Ford: Oh. I thought you were just slaying a vampire.
Buffy: What? Whating a what?

Buffy: Can you say 'sucking chest wound?'

Xander: Apparently Buffy has decided the problem with the English language is all those pesky words. You... Angel... big... smoochies?
Buffy: Shut... up.

Buffy: Long story.
Cordelia: Got hunted.
Buffy: Apparently not that long

Willow: What are you doing Buffy?
Buffy: Nothing...checking for horns.

Buffy: Is this the thing? The aspect thing? Because I gotta say, if it is, it's way better than a tail. I mean, I have a hard enough time finding jeans that fit right

Buffy: You had sex with Giles! You had sex with Giles!
Joyce: It was the candy. We were teenagers.
Buffy: On the hood of a police car!?
Joyce: I'll be downstairs. You feel better.
Buffy: Twice!

Conservative Girl: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?
Buffy: Uh, you know I meant to, and then I just got really busy.

Buffy: I'm so "” the books were just too high and then everything was bad.

Riley: It's nice to meet you both.
Buffy: I'm nice to meet.

Giles: I'm not supposed to have a private life?
Buffy: No. Because you're very, very old and it's gross.

Buffy: Let me answer that question with a head butt.

Joyce: He's a nice, normal guy. Okay?
Buffy: I think I've heard of those.

Buffy: Thank you, logic boy. Did I mention this is a rant? Sense really has no place in it.

Harmony:Slayer, at last we meet
Buffy: We've met Harmony you half-wit

Dawn: I just think you're freakin' out 'cause you have to fight someone prettier than you. That is the case, right?
Buffy: Glory is evil. And powerful. And in no way prettier than me
 
I believe the Charisma up for Buffy is the other way around. I'm positive that Sarah was going to play Cordelia but then she begged for the part of Buffy, she did another screening, and she got the part of Buffy. I'm positive that Charisma was never lined up to play Buffy... Or have I been living under a rock or something? 😕
 
I thought it was funny when she is talking to Amy in the episode where Willow turns her back:

Buffy: "Amy...how've you been?"
Amy: "Rat...you?"
Buffy: "Dead..."
That was cute!
 
Kendra: Ya can't stop me! Even if ya kill me, anodder Slayer will be sent to take me place.
Buffy: Could you stop with the Slayer thing? I'm the damn Slayer!!

DAWN: I just think you're freakin' out 'cause you have to fight someone prettier than you. That is the case, right?
BUFFY: (softly) Glory is evil. And powerful. (assertively) And in no way prettier than me.
 
For starters:

"I've had it. Spike is going down. You can attack me, you can send assassins after me, that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend." -- Buffy

"Well, you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for Xander to go out with every other girl in the world until he notices me. Or I can just get on with my life."
"Good for you."
"Well, I didn't choose yet." -- Willow and Buffy

"You're not like other boys at all. You are totally and completely one of the girls!" -- Buffy to Xander
 
Forrest: sir civillian could of turned
Riley: leave her
Forrest: we can't neglect crantine sir
Graham: stop her
Forrest: she's contained
Buffy: Contain this
-the Initiative


Buffy: ow
Giles: sorry
Buffy: why do i do this
Giles: because it's you birthright and because i bought twenty coccorific candy bars
Buffy: okay your doing this to take funny pictures of me.
-band candy

-note quotes taken from watchers guide vol 2-

~*Phoebe*~
 
"World is what it is. We fight and we die. Wishing doesn't change that."
--The Wish
 
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