Favorite ' Buffy ' quotes

I love 'Yeah, it's all falling into place. Of course that place is nowhere near this place.' from Gingerbread. I love that quote.
 
INTERVENTION when they are all talking about Buffy and Spike.

Buffy: I am not having sex with Spike but I'm starting to think that you might be!

That cracked me up so bad.

Earshot when Buffy is in her bed.

Buffy: Mom, why are you...
(She sits up)
Buffy: You had sex with Giles, You had sex with GILES!
Joyce: It was the candy. We were teenagers.
Buffy: On the hood of a police car.
Joyce: I'll go downstairs, you'll feel better.
Buffy: Twice

You just knew that was coming.

The best line was when Dawn and Buffy were moaning at each other in The Replacement.

Riley and Buffy are smootching. Dawn is standing in the doorway watching them.

Dawn:My friend Sharon's older brother knows a girl who died because she choked on her boyfriend's tongue.
BUFFY: (annoyed) Go away, Dawn. (Riley looks amused)
DAWN: I'm not in your room. I'm in the hallway. The hallway doesn't belong to you.

We see Joyce coming out of the room across the hall.

BUFFY: (moving toward the door) Get *out* of here.
DAWN: Mom, I can stand in the hallway, right?
BUFFY: She's watching us like a big freak!
JOYCE: (sighs, puts hand to her forehead) This must be my "two teenage girls in the house" headache. I thought it felt familiar.
BUFFY: Good work, Dawn. You gave her a headache.
DAWN: I did not! (to Joyce) Did I give you a headache, Mom? I'm sure part of it is Buffy's.
BUFFY: But part of it is Dawn's.
JOYCE: It's so nice you've learned to share. You girls, sort this out yourselves. It's good for you. (Exits. Buffy looks annoyed.)
DAWN: (smiling smugly) She didn't say I couldn't stand here.
BUFFY: (smiling smugly) Hmm.

Buffy shuts the door in Dawn's face.

DAWN: (OS) Ow!

That cracked me up aswell.

Innocence...

Buffy: I know what I have to do.
Giles: What?
Buffy: Kill him...
(Talking about Angel.)
 
my fav buffy quotes are-

I think I speak for everyone here when i say 'Huh?'

Okay, can we have the heartfelt talk with less 'Talk' from you?

I have a strategy. You're not in it.
 
Originally posted by Queen of Buffdom
I believe the Charisma up for Buffy is the other way around. I'm positive that Sarah was going to play Cordelia but then she begged for the part of Buffy, she did another screening, and she got the part of Buffy. I'm positive that Charisma was never lined up to play Buffy... Or have I been living under a rock or something? 😕
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Yeah, SMG auditioned for Cordy, which follows as most of her previous roles she had played a real B|tch. I think she was chosen as Buffy more because of her increadible suitability for the part - unbenownst to SMG. They were looking for someone younger than Julie, and SMG looked the right age, had the right build, and to push it over the edge, had a smidgen of martial arts training in her past.

I believe that Julie Benz had auditioned for Buffy originally, and ended up playing Darla in the first ep - fortunately for us - she was (is?) the perfect Darla.
 
Spike: which part of "help" you don't understand?
Buffy: the "help part...
spike said something about he can't kill and bite anybody...
buffy: so you haven't kill anybody lately...so let's be best pals....
 
this where riley found out from xander how angel lost his soul and he kind of slip his tongue letting buffy that he found out from xander...
buffy: xander is the deadest man of deadonia
 
Buffy-"to make a vampire,a vampire has to suck your blood than you suck theirs,its a whole big sucking thing"

Buffy-"i wont wear my button that says im a slayer ask me how"
 
Buffy: I'm an old-fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and women have the babies.

Giles: You have responsibilities that other girls do not.
Buffy: Oh! I know this one! Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah blah biddy blah, I'm so stuffy, give me a scone.

Buffy: I mean, people are perfectly happy getting along, and then vampires come, and they run around and they kill people, and they take over your whole house, they start making these stupid little mini-pizzas, and everyone's like, 'I like your mini pizzas,' but I'm telling you, I am"”

Giles: Yes, let's not jump to any conclusions.
Buffy: I didn't jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were.

Buffy: I have had a really bad day, okay? If you have information worth hearing, then I am grateful for it. If you're gonna crack jokes, then I'm gonna pull out your ribcage and wear it as a hat.

Buffy: Hey, Ken, wanna see my impression of Gandhi?
She smacks Ken in the head with a club, killing him
Lily: Gandhi?
Buffy: Well, you know, he was really pissed off.
(LoL I loved that one)

Angel: Buffy, what's happening?
Buffy: Shhh..it doesn't matter.
(They kiss)
Buffy: I love you.
Angel: I love you.
Buffy: Close your eyes...
(And she sends him to hell)
 
Here are some of my favs:

~Prophecy Girl

Buffy: They say how he's gonna kill me? Do you think it'll hurt? Don't touch me! Were you even gonna tell me?
Giles: I was hoping that I wouldn't have to. That there was... some way around it. I...
Buffy: I've got a way around it. I quit!
Angel: It's not that simple.
Buffy: I'm making it that simple! I quit! I resign, I-I'm fired, you can find someone else to stop the Master from taking over!
Giles: I'm not sure that anyone else can. All the... the signs indicate...
Buffy: The signs? READ ME THE SIGNS! TELL ME MY FORTUNE! YOU'RE SO USEFUL SITTING HERE WITH ALL YOUR BOOKS! YOU'RE REALLY A LOTTA HELP!
Giles: No, I don't suppose I am.
Angel: I know this is hard.
Buffy: What do you know about this? You're never gonna die!
Angel: You think I want anything to happen to you? Do you think I could stand it? We just gotta figure out a way...
Buffy: I already did. I quit, remember? Pay attention!
Giles: Buffy, if the Master rises...
Buffy: I don't care! I don't care. Giles, I'm sixteen years old. I don't wanna die.


~Amends

Angel: Am I a thing worth saving, huh? Am I a righteous man? The world wants me gone!
Buffy: What about me? I love you so much... And I tried to make you go away... I killed you and it didn't help And I hate it! I hate that it's so hard... and that you can hurt me so much. I know everything that you did, because you did it to me. Oh, God! I wish that I wished you dead. I don't. I can't.
Angel: Buffy, please. Just this once... let me be strong.
Buffy: Strong is fighting! It's hard, and it's painful, and it's every day. It's what we have to do. And we can do it together. But if you're too much of a coward for that, then burn. If I can't convince you that you belong in this world, then I don't know what can. But do not expect me to watch. And don't expect me to mourn for you, because...

~Earshot

Buffy: You had sex with Giles! You had sex with Giles!
Joyce: It was the candy. We were teenagers.
Buffy: On the hood of a police car!?
Joyce: I'll be downstairs. You feel better.
Buffy: Twice!

Giles: Feel up to some training?
Buffy: Sure, we could work-out after school, you know, if you're not too busy having sex with my mother!
[Giles walks into a tree.]


~The Prom

Buffy: Children? Can you say jumping the gun. I killed my goldfish

Buffy: I think horrible is still coming. Right now, it's worse. Right now, I'm just trying to keep from dying.
Willow: Oh Buffy.
Buffy: I can't breathe Will. I feel like I can't breathe.

~Forever

Buffy: The funeral was... (sighs) it was brutal, but it's tomorrow that I'm worried about.
Angel: What's tomorrow?
Buffy: That's exactly what I don't know. Up until now I've had a road map. Things to do every minute, having to do with Mom.
Angel: Tomorrow the stuff of everyday living resumes.
Buffy: And everybody expects me to know how to do it, because... (sarcastically) I'm so strong.

Angel: I can stay in town as long as you want me.
Buffy: How's forever? Does forever work for you?

Hope you liked 😀
 
I only have one quote so far but I thought I'd post it anyway

Buffy: So what is it? What's causing it?
Giles: I thought it didnt matter....
Buffy: well im not exactly shaking in my stylish yet affordable boots yet...but there is definetly something odd going on here

from " Once More With Feeling"
 
There are many quotable lines... this is one of them:

Anya: "I know you find me attractive. I've seen you looking at my breasts."
Xander: "Nothing personal, but when a man does that it just means his eyes are open."
- 'The Prom'
 
Once more with feeling:

Buffy: "..There was no pain. No fear, no doubt 'till they pulled me out of heaven. So that's my refrain. I live in hell, cause I've been expelled from heaven. I think I was in heaven."

Spike: "Life's not a song. Life isn't bliss. Life is just this; it's living. You'll get along. The pain that you feel, you only can heal by living. You have to go on living. So that one of us is living."


All: "Understand we'll go hand in hand but we'll walk alone i fear"
Giles: "Tell me"
All: "Where do we go from here?"


Shit, they're fantastic. Osh, I'm getting all mushy over here.
 
Here are my top 10 favorite Buffy quotes:
1. Tie between the following:
Dawn listen to me. Listen. I love you. I will *always* love you. This is the work I have to do. Tell Giles... Tell Giles I figured it out. And... I'm okay. Give my love to my friends. You have to take care of them now -- you have to take care of each other. You have to be strong. Dawn, the hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live. For me.
AND
Ask me again why I could never love you.
2. I don't care! I don't care. Giles, I'm sixteen years old. I don't wanna die.
3. Alright, I get it. You're evil. Do we have to chat about it all day?
4. Things have really sucked lately, but that's all gonna change - and I want to be there when it does. I want to see my friends happy again. I want to see you grow up. The woman you're gonna become... Because she's gonna be beautiful. And she's gonna be powerful. I got it so wrong. I don't want to protect you from the world - I want to show it to you. There's so much that I wanna to show you.
5. Fire bad, tree pretty!
6. Oh come on! What am I, Saint Buffy? He's like three feet tall!
7. You're Watchers. Without a Slayer, you're pretty much just watchin' Masterpiece Theater. You can't stop Glory. You can't do anything with the information you have except maybe publish it in the "Everyone Thinks We're Insane-O's Home Journal." So here's how it's gonna work. You're gonna tell me everything you know. Then you're gonna go away. You'll contact me if and when you have any further information about Glory. The magic shop will remain open. Mr. Giles will stay here as my official Watcher, reinstated at full salary...to be paid retroactively from the month he was fired. I will continue my work with the help of my friends.
8. We're talking about two very powerful witches and a thousand-year-old ex-demon.
9. The boy has clocked more field time than all of you combined. He's part of the unit.
10. It's not her. It might be this... I heard it's supposed to repel you. So my guess is that you probably shouldn't touch it either.
 
Originally posted by Phoebe Halliwell
Forrest: sir civillian could of turned
Riley: leave her
Forrest: we can't neglect crantine sir
Graham: stop her
Forrest: she's contained
Buffy: Contain this
-the Initiative

i loved that quote!
I also love

'He can be a good man giles...i feel it' - 1st date
'Im buffy the vampire slayer and u are?'- Anne
'Im buffy and your history!' and 'If the apocalypse comes...beep me!'- Never kill a boy on the 1st date
'I may be dead but im still pretty....which is more than i can say 4 u'- Prophecy Girl
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Here are some of my favourite quotes.

:: "I'm Buffy, and you're history!"

:: "Destructo-Girl, that's me."

:: "Is this a 'get in my pants' thing? All you Sunnydale guys talk like I'm the second coming."

:: Buffy: "Yeah, I just got in a few hours ago. Went to see mom first.

Giles: "Of course. How did you find her?"

Buffy: "I pretty much remembered the address."

:: "Okay, you get fang, and I'll get horny."

:: "You'll just have to get over the whole primal power thing. You're not the source of me."

:: "I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you."

:: "It's a sham. A sham with yams. A yam sham!"

:: "Fire bad. tree pretty."

:: Xander and Anya appear at the front door, Xander looking extreamly ill.

Xander: "Happy Thanksgiving."

Willow: "Oh my God."

Giles: "You look like death."

Willow: "Are you okay?"

Buffy: "You didn't bring rolls?"
 
Spike: (v.o.) "Passions" is on! Timmy's down the bloody well, and if you make me miss it, I'll"”
Giles: (Yells to Spike) You'll do what? Lick me to death?

Buffy: I Love you
Angel: I Love You
Buffy: Close your eyes

Angel: Don't.
Buffy: Don't what? Don't love you? I'm sorry. You know what? I didn't know that I got a choice in that. I'm never gonna change. I can't change. I want my life to be with you.
Angel: I don't.

Buffy: I can't breathe, Will. I feel like I can't breathe.

Spike: Well, where would Angel like to register? And can we have the photographer Angel would've wanted? And, flowers Angel would have liked?

Buffy: GILES! I accidentally killed Spike. That's okay, right?
 
in all the way when Justin kisses Dawn

Dawn:Shiver me timbers
Justin:that was your first
Dawn:i kiss all the time, not that im a kissing slut but with the lips and the pressing together hey expert here. Ok it was my first kiss I know I suck my lips are all wet and my tongues dry and Im pretty sure I drooled on you.

also in all the way

buffy:were you parking with a vamp
Dawn: I didnt know he was dead
Justin:undead
Dawn:shut up
Buffy: how could you not know
Dawn:I just met him
buffy:Oh so you were parking in the woods with a boy you just met?!
Justin:we've seen each other at parties and stuff
buffy:shut up. (to Dawn) I don't believe you
Dawn:Like you've never fallen for a vampire before
buffy: that was different
Dawn: It always is when its you
Vampire: excuse me can we fight now?

And finally from once more with feeling

Spike:so thats it your here to pump me for information
Buffy:what else would I want to pump you for. I really just said that didnt I
 
i love by tagline too and

Buffy: You're right. We don't know how to fight it. We don't know when it'll come. We can't run, can't hide, can't pretend it's not the end, 'cause it is. Something's always been there to try and destroy the world. We've beaten them back, but we're not dealing with them anymore. We're dealing with the reason they exist. Evil. The strongest. The First.
Giles: Buffy, I"”I-I know you're tired.
Buffy: I'm beyond tired. I'm beyond scared. I'm standing on the mouth of hell, and it is gonna swallow me whole. And it'll choke on me. We're not ready? They're not ready. They think we're gonna wait for the end to come, like we always do. I'm done waiting. They want an apocalypse? Oh, we'll give 'em one. Anyone else who wants to run, do it now. 'Cause we just became an army. We just declared war. From now on, we won't just face our worst fears, we will seek them out. We will find them, and cut out their hearts one by one, until The First shows itself for what it really is. And I'll kill it myself. There is only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil, and that's us. Any questions? - 'bring on the night' and

'No, it doesn't stop! It never stops! Do-do you think I chose to be like this? Do you have any idea how lonely it is, how dangerous? I would love to be upstairs watching TV or gossiping about boys or... God, even studying! But I have to save the world... again.- 'becoming part2'
 
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