Favorite Non Buffyverse Quotes

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I'm sure you all have them! What's your favorite quotes from other walks of television other than Buffy and Angel?

Off the top of my head a few of my favorites would have to be:

"Faith and reason are the shoes on your feet. You can travel further with both than you can with just one." from Babylon 5 by the character Alwyn

"Remembered, not as a messenger. Remembered, not as a reformer, not as a prophet, not as a hero. Not even, as Sebastian. Remembered only... as Jack." by Jack 😛 in Babylon 5


and

"Never Trouble Trouble Til Trouble Troubles you" from Andromeda by Rhade and Musevini 😀

oh and

ISABEL: "I love you, Alex."

ALEX: "I think we both know, I loved you too." from Roswell

What are some of your favorite quotes 😀 ?
 
It's an old one, but I still want to cheer every time I seeJohn Wayne on one side of that field in "True Grit" when Robert Duvall says, "I call that bold talk for a one eyed fat man." and then the Duke, the only man in the world who could have said it quite right, says, "Fill your hand, you son of a ...". God, I LOVE that!!
 
Friends

Joey: Could I be wearing anymore clothes?

Ross: Pivet..PIVET...PIVET!!!!!!!!!!

Pheobe: Oh no!

Ross: I'm fiiine

Ross: GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!


Grey's Anatomy

Pretty much everyone:Seriously?

JANE (interrupts): Did I hear you refer to Miranda Bailey as a Nazi?
CRISTINA: What? Oh, no. Oh, uh- uh yes, but-
JANE (interrupts): You do understand that the Nazi’s were responsible for the worst genocide in the history of man? And a racist genocide at that. I would think that as a woman of color and as a doctor no less, that you would think twice before using that word as a punch line.
which is quickly followed by this gem
CRISTINA: Uh uh Dr. Grey is very busy. She has charts to do for Bailey. (to Derek) Bailey’s on the warpath. (turns back to Mrs. Burke) Uh ah not the German warpath. It’s a hospital warpath.
 
The Chosen
The Chosen
loma! i should start watching that show!!! hey, i emailed you
I could bore you to death with quotes from House...😀 And they'll come in due time.

This,however,is a start.

Keith Olbermann said this on MSNBC's Countdown November 30,2006 while doing a Special Comment titled "Free Speech,Failed Speakers and The Delusion of Grandeur"(about a speech former House Speaker Newt Gingrich made(at a First Amendment dinner,no less)that suggested we ought to have limits on free speech): "Everyone who has ever protested a movie or a piece of music or a book has learned the same lesson: Try to suppress it,and you only validate it. Make it illegal,and you make it the subject of curiosity. Say it cannot be said,and it will instead be screamed."
 
From One tree Hill, Anna reading something of Peyton's, I can't remember what

Anna: First, they put away the dealers. Then, they put away the prostitutes. Then, they shooed away the bums and beat and bash the queers. Turned away asylum-seekers. Fed us suspicions and fears. We didn't raise our voice. We didn't make a fuss. It's funny, there was no one left to notice when they came for us.
 
Friends

Ross: You're over me? When were you under me?

The X Files

Mulder: Dear Diary, today my heart leapt as Scully mentioned the words "spontaneous human combustion"

Mulder: It's Mr. Mulder to you, you peanut picking b*stard.
 
Kean
Kean
love that friends quote!
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Blondie Bear
I love Mulder, especially the human combustion quote.
One that's been getting a lot of mileage around here lately is from the old PSP commercial:

"Drop a clusterbomb! Clusterbomb! Clusterbomb!" In an entirely too excited, kind of frantic voice. Especially when one of us is playing a video game and the other's watching.
 
"You both seem so perfect together, I mean, both of you were dumped by holier than thou jerks..." -Maxie, General Hospital

PHOEBE: Us theme, you potion
PIPER: Me peeved, you annoying [from Charmed]

"Okay, now we've got two options: We're either screwed, or were more screwed" -Paige, Charmed

PHOEBE: I forgot your question.
PIPER: I asked if Prue was going to have sex with someone other than herself this year
PHOEBE: That's disgusting [looks at magic 8 ball] Please say yes (once again, from Charmed)

^^Alot of Charmed I know...I dont watch much TV
 
I'll start with Star Wars quotes, and there will probably be quite a few so deal!

"Try not. Do or do not, there is no try." -- Yoda

"Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will." --Yoda

"Wonderful girl! Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her." --Han Solo

"I find your lack of faith disturbing" --Darth Vader

Obi-Wan: [to Anakin] "Why do I get the feeling you'll be the death of me?"


Now, for Pulp Fiction:

[after shooting A Flock of Seagulls while Brett is talking] "Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? Oh, you were done? Well, allow me to retort!" --Jules

"If my answers frighten you Vincent, then you should cease asking scary questions." --Jules

"I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean sh*t." --Butch

"The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride f*&%@g with you. F*&k pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps." --Marsellus Wallace

"Trying to forget something as intriguing as this would be an exercise in futility" --Mia Wallace

"Of course, just because you are a character, doesn't mean you have character" --Winston Wolf

"How about you Lash Larue? Can you keep your spurs from jingling and jangling?" --Winston Wolf


And now we move onto any Kevin Smith movie...

"Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent--I don't care which one--but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator!" --Brodie Mallrats

"That's criminal; that kid is back ON THE ESCALATOR AGAIN!" --Brodie Mallrats

"You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie." --Dante Clerks

"Bunch of savages in this town." --Randall Clerks

"Alright, look. There's only one Return, ok, and it ain't of the King, it's of the Jedi." --Randall Clerks II

"B*tch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand f-ing Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" --Silent Bob Chasing Amy

"I think you need to get your friend some help. He seems to be obsessed with super hero sex organs. Eh, he'll outgrow it." --Stan Lee Mallrats


I think all of those should do it for now. My husband and our friends quote movies to each other all the time. It's part of daily conversation. These are just some of our favorites. Hubbie helped with this, BTW.
 
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GATEGOD
:9 star wars is sad, after you put together everything that happened :( lol love the quotes
The Chosen
The Chosen
hey i love your banner! great job! and hey since you live in nashville did you try out for American Idol??
As promised,the start of the House quotes....

"You can have all the faith you want in spirits,and the afterlife,and heaven and hell,but when it comes to this life,don't be an idiot." -House,"Damned If You Do"

"It takes TWO department heads to treat shortness of breath? What,do the complications increase exponentially with cup size?" -Cuddy,about House and Wilson examining a well-endowed patient,"Fidelity"

"Like I always say,there's no "I" in team. There is a "me",though,if you jumble it up." -House,"DNR"

"I'm happy to report that we are now so in sync,we're wearing each other's underwear." -House,"Humpty Dumpty"

Chase: House! Clancy has gone missing!
House: Oh God! I'll look on Alpha Centauri,you look on Tatooine,and Cameron can set up an intergalactic checkpoint. Let's pray he hasn't going into hyperdrive-we'll never catch him.

-"Cane And Able"

House: If he's not hitting that,why is she here?
Cameron: Because I'm hitting that,and it's totally hot.

-"Fools For Love"

"Would you condemn this woman to a life where people look at her face when they talk to her?"
-House,"The Right Stuff"

"If I have to walk somewhere,there better be at least five girls involved. And they'd better be working their way through college."
-House,"Whatever It Takes"
 
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GATEGOD
lol!!
"Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends" I loved this quote, heard it in 25th Hour.
 
GH:

Spin to Jason: I must go prepare for my much anticipated date
Jason to Spin: You got a date?
Spin to Jason: Stone Cold's amazement is duly noted and only surpassed by my own.
 
One Tree Hill quote which is actually a quote from a poem 😀

Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.
In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.
Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate
I am the captain of my soul
.
 
The entire dialog from Red vs. Blue where Church is screaming at the answering machine. Unfortunately too full of bad language for me to repeat here. 🙂
 
From The King of Queens. Carrie is so funny. LOL

Doug: "Hey, do you know where the scissors are?"

Carrie(obviously annoyed): "Doug, we have lived in this house for nine years. The scissors have always been in the same place. And yet you continue to ask me where they are. Not to mention the spatula, the pot holders, the pens! I'll tell you something honey, I have been a tour guide in my own kitchen long enough. Too many precious moments have been wasted showing you where things are. Just learn, LEARN!!! I mean what if I die? How would you flip a pancake? How would you cut anything ever again? Would you just sit here weeping and soiling yourself until somebody came in to help you? No, you wouldn't, you would *GASP* remember where something is!

Anyway here's the video.
YouTube - Dougs scissors
 
Aww I just watched the cutest scene ever :cry:

Brooke: "There are 82 letters in here and they're all addressed to you. I wrote them all this summer, one a day but I never sent them because I was afraid. I was afraid of getting my heart broken again, like before, because you hurt me so bad. And I was afraid to be vulnerable and I was afraid of you and the way that you make me feel. And I know that doesn't matter now after what I did but I just thought that you should know... this is how I spent my summer Luke, wanting you. I was just too scared to admit it."
Lucas: "Brooke! What you did with Chris... it's okay."
Brooke: "It's not. It can't be. Its too much to forgive."
Lucas: "Well that's too bad because I forgive you."
Brooke: "You can't.."
Lucas: "I just did, so you're gonna just have to deal with it. I'm the guy for you Brooke Davis and I know I hurt you the last time we were together but I..."
Brooke: "I love you."
Lucas: "I love you too... pretty girl."

Edit:

Another amazing One Tree Hill quote from the most powerful episode 'With Tired Eyes, Tired Minds, Tired Souls, We Slept '

Abby Brown: "What's wrong with you? He's just a kid. We're all just kids and we just have this life and the things you say and do, we feel that. How can you have so much hate in your heart? How can you act like it doesn't matter? It does matter. What happened to us? We're just kids. We can't be like this. It's not possible."


and

Well because I missed a couple weeks about 3 months ago and I couldn’t catch up. You see one day I spent a whole day in this school without a single person looking at me or talking to me. And I realized that was the best day I'd had in a long time. The day that nobody noticed me at all. The day I stopped being there. That was the best day. Well that was kinda depressing so I went home and took a antidepressant. And then I took another one. And then for fun I took twelve more. My mom and the doctors called it an accident and then 2 weeks later when I got back to school nobody noticed. It was like I never left. I guess that’s the upside to not being there in the first place right? Nobody misses you when you’re gone.
 
Kean
Kean
Cute but Leyton is waay better!
Another one I enjoy, from that Robot Chicken episode with the people from Police Academy replacing the X-Men:

"Well, that's horrifying."
 
Just about any quote from House that comes out of Hugh Laurie's mouth would qualify.

A few examples:

House to Cameron: Next time you want to get my attention,wear something fun. Low-riding jeans are hot. ("Paternity")

(after hearing a old woman explain that she can't stop looking at much younger guys)"And you figure that enjoying cute butts is a sign of disease?" -House,"Poison"

Chase: If she's never kissed a boy,it's a fair bet she's never had sex.
House: Tell that to all the hookers who won't kiss me on the mouth.
("Autopsy")
 
Another one tree hill quote!!

LOL!!!! This quote is hilarious!! "All right skills, let see what you got, God forbid Whitey should keep you down" lol you had to see it !! haha
 
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Randy Giles
SOMEONE'S obsessed with One Tree Hill. :)
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