From the Buffy Movie 😀
Merrick: None of the other girls ever gave me this much trouble.
Buffy: And where are they now? Hello!
Nicole: You got a C-plus? I can't believe I cheated off of you.
Buffy: Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador, like I'm ever going to Spain anyway.
Pike: Buffy, you're the guy. You're the chosen guy.
Buffy: And I choose to be shopping.
[After punching Merrick.]
Buffy: Oh, wow. I, I, never hit anyone before.
Merrick: Really? Well you did it perfectly.
Buffy: I didn't even break a nail.
Nicole: Buff, I don't see why we have to invite every single senior.
Buffy: Because it's the senior dance? It's just a shot in the dark.
Buffy: Does the word "duh" mean anything to you?
Coach: OK people, they are psyching you out. Let's not be so defensive out there, OK? Now what do we say on the court, repeat after me; I am a person, I have the right to the ball.
Buffy: All I want to do is graduate from high school, move to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now that might not sound too great to a sconehead like you, but I think it's swell. And now you show up and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can THROW things at me? I don't THINK so.
Lothos: You and I are one.
Buffy: One what? Cute couple? I don't THINK so.
[After getting his whole arm cut off]
Amilyn: You ruined my jacket! Kill him A LOT!
Pike: Look! Air!
Buffy: Are you all right?
Pike: Well, I can't move my legs.
Buffy: Why?
Pike: Because you're sitting on them.
Gary: I have detention slips here and I'm not afraid to use them.
Buffy: You left me a message?
Jeffrey: You weren't home! As usual.
Buffy: You broke up with my machine?
Buffy: I've got something the other girls don't.
Merrick: And what's that?
Buffy: My keen fashion sense!
Merrick: Oh, vampires of the world beware.
Benny: Let me in, Pike. I'm *hungry*!
Pike: You're *floating*! Get outta here!
Vampire: Now, I'm a God!
[Stakes him]
Pike: And now, you're a coat rack.
[Buffy stakes Lothos]
Lothos: Now I'm really pissed off.