Favorite Willow quotes.

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I saw this in the Giles section and thought it might be fun here. What are you all's favorite Willow quotes?
 
There are many great and funny quotes.
"Sore thumbs. Do they stick out? I mean, have you ever seen a thumb and gone 'wow, that baby is sore'?"
"Angel, how do you shave?"
"Bored now."

These are some of my favorites. I'll think of some more and post them later.
 
"Mom! I'm not acting out. I'm a witch. I-I can make pencils float. And I can summon the four elements! Okay, two, but four soon. And-and I'm dating a musician!"


"A doodle. I do doodle. You too. You do doodle too."

I've got the latter on the front of one of my notebooks
 
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disturbedvanity
Doodle quote is one of the best!
Kenimowy
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"Mom! I'm not acting out. I'm a witch. I-I can make pencils float. And I can summon the four elements! Okay, two, but four soon. And-and I'm dating a musician!"


"A doodle. I do doodle. You too. You do doodle too."

I've got the latter on the front of one of my notebooks
I love her quotes right after your first one. This is just a paraphrase, which is why I didn't post any quotes in the OP, but it was something like: "I worship Beelzebub, oh prince of the night fill me with black evil naughtiness."
 
I love her quotes right after your first one. This is just a paraphrase, which is why I didn't post any quotes in the OP, but it was something like: "I worship Beelzebub, oh prince of the night fill me with black evil naughtiness."

Do you mean "I worship Beelzebub. I do his biddings. Do you see any goats around? No, because I sacrificed them"?
 
Willow: Oh. I keep thinking "Okay, that's the cutest thing ever," and then she does something cuter and completely resets the whole scale.

That's a great way to describe Miss Kitty Fantastico (or any other cat).

"Giles can be an idiot. The smart kind but still."

"She couldn't've dressed up like Xena?"

"This isn't sharing. This isn't connecting. It's the pleasure principle. That's right, I got your number ID boy. "
 
" Well, did you try looking inside the sofa in hell?"

"It's horrible. That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil, and skanky... and I think I'm kinda gay. "


"Say, you all didn't happen to do a bunch of drugs, did ya? "


[impersonating Anya] "I like money better than people. People can so rarely be exchanged for goods and/or services. "

" Anya, I have faith in you. There is no one you cannot piss off. "
 
Willow:No candles? Well, I brought one. It's extra flamey. Tara, I have to tell you.

Tara:No, I-I understand. You have to be with the person you l-love

Willow: I am.
 
SlayerFest
SlayerFest
I will cry.
Willow: Yeah, I wish they'd throw the book at her.
Giles: I'm not sure that there is a book for this.
Willow: They could throw other things.

Willow: I wish those Council guys would give me an hour alone in a room with her. If I was larger and had grenades.

Willow: Since when is ther any 'us two'? You two are the two who are the two. I'm the other one.

Willow: You see my 'resolve face'? You've seen it before, you know what it means.
 
Here are some more favorite Willow quotes 🙂

I'm a blood-sucking fiend! Just look at my outfit!

Aha! Sorry, I just mean... aha!


He said he was going through all these changes and then he...went through all these changes!

Willow: But aren't you hanging out with Cordelia?
Buffy: I can't do both?
Willow: Not legally.
 
"I've done some homework and found out the only solution is the final solution."

" Is anyone else waiting for it to go poof? Maybe we can cover it with flowers."

"It's just in high school, knowledge was pretty much frowned upon; you really had to work to learn anything. But here, the energy, the-the collective intelligence, it's like this force, t-this penetrating force, a-and I can just feel my mind opening up, you know? A-and letting this place just thrust into and-and spurt knowledge into... that sentence ended up in a different place than it started out in."

"I'm talking, don't interrupt me, insignificant man! I am Willow, I am Death. If you dare defy me, I will call down my fury, exact fresh vengeance, and make your worst fears come true! Okay?"

"Bunch of wannablessedbes. You know, nowadays every girl with a henna tattoo and a spice rack thinks she's a sister to the dark ones."
 
WESLEY:A lot's happened. Not just Angelus. I've been—I've changed. I've seen a darkness in myself. I'm not sure you'd even begin to understand—

WILLOW:I flayed a guy alive and tried to destroy the world.

WESLEY: Oh. So...

WILLOW: Darkness. Been there.

WESLEY: Yeah. Well, I never flayed...I had a woman chained in a closet.

WILLOW: Hey.

WESLEY: That doesn't compare.

WILLOW:No, dark. That's dark. You've been to a place.
 
Willow: Prince of Night,I summon you! Come fill with your black naughty evil!

Willow: Did you try looking inside the sofa in Hel?l
 
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