Favourite One Liner?

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I love some of the One liners in Buffy they are so funny, So I was wondering wat everyone's favourite was?

Mine is in Gingerbread:

"A doodle. I do doodle. You too. You do Doodle too."
Willow
 
There are so many to choose from.

AtS Cordelia
"Oh the ass is even weirder than you think."
Guise will be Guise

I crack up everytime i hear that.
 
'we do not joke about eating people in this house!' -buffy, older and far away

this is such a random thing to say that it really mazkes me laugh every time i hear it!!
 
One of my favorites...

isn't a one-liner, but close. Giles tells Buffy that what she's going to do is dangerous, while she's looking in the mirror putting on some huge hoop earrings....Buffy, "You've just heard the horror stories, 'don't wear hoop earrings or your lobes will tear off.' Lobes flying everywhere......" I LOL whenever I hear that one. Her delivery was so perfect, it's one of those things that can't be duplicated by anyone else!
 
My favorite one liner is from Xander

"I laugh in the face of danger.....then I run and hide til it goes away"
 
Hahaha....these are all great ones!!! Everytime someone posts one I'm like, "Oh yah!! I remember that!!"

Great thread!! :lol:
 
another of my fave spike lines is in 'pangs'

Spike: it's kill or be killed here, take your bloody pick.

this always makes me LOL!!
 
WatcherWes said:
"Out. For. A. Walk. Bitch."
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Good one, but you really need the stuff before it for it to be funny...

Buffy: Spike, what are you doing here, five words or less!
Spike: Out For A Walk. Bitch.

So then it's a two-liner.
 
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Kimm
Hilarious!!
Croft Storm said:
Good one, but you really need the stuff before it for it to be funny...

Buffy: Spike, what are you doing here, five words or less!
Spike: Out For A Walk. Bitch.

So then it's a two-liner.
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I love that one!!!!!!
 
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Another of my favorite Spike moments, tho not really a one-liner: When he and Buffy go to her house and he's sitting in the living room waiting for Buffy to gather up her stuff, Joyce says, "Have we met?" and he's all, "You hit me over the head with an axe, 'GET AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER!'" LOL!
 
Miffed67 said:
Another of my favorite Spike moments, tho not really a one-liner: When he and Buffy go to her house and he's sitting in the living room waiting for Buffy to gather up her stuff, Joyce says, "Have we met?" and he's all, "You hit me over the head with an axe, 'GET AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER!'" LOL!
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That was sooooooooo funny!!! I laughed for so long over that one..... :lmao:
 
I loved this one from Xander. It was from Season 4 episode "Restless" I think...if not, please someone correct me, but i'm pretty sure.

Xander: Sometimes I think about two women doing a spell. And then I do a spell by myself.
 
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Mulder22
yeah that was great
Heh, I thought of another one......in Chosen when Buffy and Angel walk out of the tomb talking, she mentions to him that Spike has a soul now. Angel has a shocked look on his face, and then he's all, "You know, I started it. The whole having a soul.....before it was all the cool, new thing...." LOL! That was funny, just by itself, and then Buffy says, "OMG, what are you, 12?" That was even funnier!
 
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Winifred
I loved that too!
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