okay i love loads but here are a few
"To read makes our speaking English good."
-Xander tries to explain why they are in the library
"You are a lousy clown! Your balloon animals are pathetic! Everyone can make a giraffe!"
- Xander, facing his fear of the clown from his sixth birthday when people's nightmares start to come true
"You were looking at my neck."
"What?"
"You were checking out my neck! I saw that!"
"No, I wasn't!"
"Just keep your distance, pal."
"I wasn't looking at your neck!"
"I told you to eat before we left."
- Xander and Angel, but they do not know Buffy is dead. Xander gives her the kiss of life and save her
"I suppose there is a sort of... Machiavellian ingenuity to your transgression."
"I resent that! Or possibly thank you."
-Giles and Xander, after they find out Xander boiled his egg
"It's time for me to act like a man. And hide."
-Xander
"Why has everyone gone insane?"
"Insane? Is it so impossible for you to believe that other women find me attractive?"
"The only way you could get girls to want you would be witchcraft."
"That is such a... Well, yeah, okay, good point."
-Cordelia and Xander
"Uh, uh, look, it's-it's classic battle strategy to throw one's opponent off his game. He-he-he's just trying to provoke you. Uh, to taunt you, to, to goad you into, uh, some mishap of some sort."
"The nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah approach to battle?"
"Yes, Xander, once more you've managed to boil a complex thought down to its simplest possible form."
-Giles and Xander
"Giles!"
"Xander?"
"Can you walk?"
"You're not real."
"Sure, I'm real."
"It's a trick. They get inside my head, make me see things I want."
"Then why would they make you see me?"
"You're right. Let's go."
- Xander and Giles
okay there are loads more but i just picked some randomly.
i love all xander quotes, 🙂
love cordy xx xx
"Look, I'm aware I haven't been the mostest best friend to you when it comes to the whole Angel thing, and, um, I don't know, maybe I finally got the Chanukah spirit."
- Xander
