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Is there something you did in the past that is nagging at your conscience? Some small thing that you want to own up to? Did you steal a candy bar from the corner store when you were five? Get your seatmate at school in trouble when you pinged the teacher with a spitball and she blamed him? I'm only looking for minor stuff, and infidelities would be a bit too much info...unless it's just kissing and stuff...and if you got caught, you don't need to 'fess up...you've already paid in some way! Confession is good for the soul, even if you're not Catholic!

When I was 15 or so, me and my buddies did the five finger discount at the local variety store...fortunately before video cameras. I think the propietors were scared of several teens in the store. I feel bad for using my teenness at the time to intimidate and rip 'em off.

Ok, your turn!
 
i once laughed at my sis when she was in trouble and she saw me and i felt bad for so many years and when we talked about it she made it a joke so i feel better now and i feel bad for all the things i did in kidnergarten like kicking the teacher, tearing up the classroom, spitting on the principal and basically being a bad ass
 
bad_azz_slayer said:
i once laughed at my sis when she was in trouble and she saw me and i felt bad for so many years and when we talked about it she made it a joke so i feel better now and i feel bad for all the things i did in kidnergarten like kicking the teacher, tearing up the classroom, spitting on the teacher and basically being a bad ass
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Ahh, but the mere act of confessing should make you feel as if the burden is lifted! Embrace your misdeeds! Lighten your souls!🙂

OEX: That's funny!!! Evil, but funny!🙂
 
Once I drove drunk.

I'd just broken up with this black-hearted, thing-girl. I was drinking and driving, and generally feeling sorry for myself. I stopped at a phone booth to phone her.

This big ol hound dog came up, and stuck it's head into the booth for a scritch. So I scritched it behind it's ears, and the two of us decided we were chums. He decided to come along for a ride. The ex wasn't picking up the phone, so I decided to let hound-dog come along. (All right, I dognapped him)

I drove to a friend's house who lived in another city. The next day I woke up in the car with the hound. I got out to go knock on my buddy's door, and Huck the Hound followed, but before I could get 2 steps, buddy's Airedale jumped off the porch, jumped on my hound, and bit one of it's nuts off.

Considerable confusion after that. I couldn't remember where the phone booth was, so I couldn't drive the hound home. I drove him to the pound and dropped him off.

I often wonder what happened to that old hound. Do you think I'll go to Hell KD?
 
Forgive me KD for I have sinned... it has been forever since my last confession! 😀 (always wanted to say that!)

OK, I was bad this once... well maybe more than once... but this one sticks in my mind. Not trying to make any excuses but I'd just moved in with my aunt and uncle, started a new school and was trying to fit in. My cousin, Dawn, used to chum me at school. I didn't know anyone else. She was a bit of a misfit herself... and hung around with this mink called Emma. I didn't like her... she was trouble. Well one day Dawn and I decided not to go to school one afternoon and spent the day out in the sun. So, naturally, I got a taste for this. And Dawn and I took the next 4 days off school... we went to the park with the dog, went shopping (with no money and some very sticky fingers), we went on a field trip to another town, and had a great time. That is until we got home and found a couple of parents sitting with a note and some very p*ssed off expressions. It was a nightmare. We'd been caught cos they send out a note after 3 days unexplained absence! Damn that was bad. I was grounded for 9 weeks... 9 weeks without sunshine, or money, or freedom! It felt like forever. But I learnt my lesson... and I'm not a bad girl anyway. After that I got my head down and got on with it and now I'm at uni. Dawn, however, kept getting herself into trouble and she's still living at home after leaving school as soon as she could. She's been in and out of college and hasn't decided what she's gonna do (at least for now).
 
It's weird, the bigger things that could actually get me into real trouble I don't really have any conscience problems with, it's the little things.

Like once I was very young and we were in an amusements park and this kid's parents put a coin in this donkey, and then he would shoot wrapped in gold paper chocolate coins out of it's ass (nice story I know). And I saw it and then picked one up, but the mother got very angry at me, 'cause she had paid for them... and that has been bugging me since forever, even got me to have nightmares :s
 
N4H!!! Thats a great story...shame on the dog though.

The worst i've done, well the worst I think anyways is:

I had a kitten, the cutest thing and we had just started letting her out so she was roaming. The man around the corner put poison down to keep the cats away from his pigeons so my kitten ended up eating it, came home threw up and one of our dogs cleaned it up (also ingesting the poison.)

It was agony watching two of my beloved pets like this and we had to have them put down. Now i'm a nice person, until you mess with my animals. We could never prove who it was but we all knew.

So one night around 2/3am I decided I would attempt some revenge and of course having just started studying law at the time I had picked up on several things. I left completly dressed in black, with a shower cap over my head (to keep in the hair) and then my hoody on. Three pair of my mothers laytex gloves, just in case, so no prints would be left, and all the clothes were old so once the deed was done I put them all in a bag and threw them in the Loch with a brick around them 😉

I completely trashed their garden and stopped short of smashing their house windows.

The worst part - I only found out a month ago that it was the wrong house!!! But couldn't exactly go up and apologise for it.
 
😀 LMAO, that is hillarious 😀... except for the first part 🙁
 
LOL Faith......I can just picture you sneaking aound someone's back garden dressed in black wearing a shower cap....lol... I'm sorry about your pets though.

Ok...so my bad deed pales in comparrison. But I was at work last Saturday. I work in a Cash and Carry and we take a lot of money. Anyway, someone gave me an old £5 note. Now that would mean that my till would be down £5. So, not wanting to get in trouble, the next time I gave change to someone that required a £5 note, I slipped them the old fiver. It just happened to be to one of the nicer customers that shop where I work. I felt really guilty...but at least my money wasn't down.
 
lol...they are some great stories here..
my only reagret was when i was like 6 or so, i had a pet hamster taht one that he hurt himself in the leg (don't really know how, maybe eith the weel) well anyway, i went to school not woring about it coz my mom said she'd cared of the guy..well i still till this day don't know what the women did to the poor animal, coz when i went to sleep he was fine, but wehn i woke up that leg was missing...i mean legs don't just dissapear!! it was like no blood, nothig...really just like now there's a leg...now there's not!...*shakes head* oh well learned a valiable lesson...never let my mom take care of my pets..
 
jules said:
Ok...so my bad deed pales in comparrison. But I was at work last Saturday. I work in a Cash and Carry and we take a lot of money. Anyway, someone gave me an old £5 note. Now that would mean that my till would be down £5. So, not wanting to get in trouble, the next time I gave change to someone that required a £5 note, I slipped them the old fiver. It just happened to be to one of the nicer customers that shop where I work. I felt really guilty...but at least my money wasn't down.
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Here is hoping that she passes it off to someone else
 
Faith said:
N4H!!! Thats a great story...shame on the dog though.

The worst i've done, well the worst I think anyways is:

I had a kitten, the cutest thing and we had just started letting her out so she was roaming. The man around the corner put poison down to keep the cats away from his pigeons so my kitten ended up eating it, came home threw up and one of our dogs cleaned it up (also ingesting the poison.)

It was agony watching two of my beloved pets like this and we had to have them put down. Now i'm a nice person, until you mess with my animals. We could never prove who it was but we all knew.

So one night around 2/3am I decided I would attempt some revenge and of course having just started studying law at the time I had picked up on several things. I left completly dressed in black, with a shower cap over my head (to keep in the hair) and then my hoody on. Three pair of my mothers laytex gloves, just in case, so no prints would be left, and all the clothes were old so once the deed was done I put them all in a bag and threw them in the Loch with a brick around them 😉

I completely trashed their garden and stopped short of smashing their house windows.

The worst part - I only found out a month ago that it was the wrong house!!! But couldn't exactly go up and apologise for it.
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LMFAO!!!! Thats the best story Ive ever heard!!!
(It reminds me of Anya, in 'Him' when she tries to rob the bank! lmao!)

My one, I think, would probably be when I did a paper-round, it was my first day of doing it, and because Im me, lol, I posted the wrong paper into two houses, and this old guy came out, and he's not a very nice person anyway, he came out, and started shouting at me (he made me cry - i was very fragile around then) anyway, I demanded I pay him for the paper, and he said he was gonna tell my boss to fire me, lol, and slammed the door in my face, lol...
I was so angry, so I kicked the door, but I put a HUGE dent in the door! lol! I ran like hell, and occasionally avoided posting papers into his house! lmao
 
I've hacked into one of my friends (*cough*...not such great friends anymore...*cough) email accounts, or gone and read other friends emails after they've given me their passwords for one reason or another.
 
When I was visiting my brother who has about six cars, he made me use the one I was least comfortable in and least familiar with. Anywho, I accidentally scratched it on a sign. The car is silver though, so on my way home I went and got a silver marker and coloured in the little mark. Worked like a charm.
 
Ah, my friends, I can feel the burdens lifting! Your souls are becoming lighter as we speak!

To all of you: Faith the ninja, N4H the dogcatcher, elmo the delinquent, Kindred the bodyworker, Lee, jules, mire, Allycat, xtrustno1x, and all the rest, I give my absolution as a representative of the dwarfy weather gods...go forth and sin no more...go third, even, and sin no more!

If I had the time here at the jail known as my job, I'd develop witty and fitting penances for all of you, and I may yet do that...but not now! Gotta think a bit...but you are all officially absolved! Dontcha feel better now??
 
lol well I feel bad enough knowing I got the wrong garden and that person didn't do anything to harm my animals. So generally being nice in nature thats enough of a punishment for me.
 
Awww... Faith that's a terrible story. I would probably have done the same thing... but may not have stopped short of the windows. Shame it was the wrong house but I hope you felt a little better after you'd done it.
 
hm...only thing weighing upon me at the moment, is the...uh...slight white lie i've got going on at the moment.
which i really really hate. but i really don't have a choice. well i do, but then i'll be even more miserable so...
see i'm supposed to be friends with this girl, but...we have such major fundamental differences, that...i can't smile at her, and barely look at her, at times...
shes nice to people to their faces, but not behind their backs, shes a horrible gossip. all of which i can live with. i just seem to have a problem dealing with the fact that when she saw this girl drag another girl up the stairs by hands she looked like she was sitting next to a blocked up tiolet, and being told to eat maggots. it was like kindergarteners..they were just being little kid like.
see she...is...a major phobe. and its her favorite derogatory comment. 'oh that's so gay'...and...even when i thought i was straight, i hated that, but....now...its just....
even with all that...i still feel so bad...for not telling and not being able to talk to her, cuz other than that she's nice. if she were to find out i was bi....it would be All over the school. the school is rather phobic. i'm shy. i don't want to be stared and and to actually know that they are directing those type of things at me. id rather just be the shy ignored girl, that hears that and never speaks up but hears that...and...its...hard but...i don't really have a choice. i can say and get really messed up or stay silent and try to smile with someone who despises nothing more than what i am.
so i'm lying to her. and...i hate it. cuz i really don't like lying at all....and maybe it's not what you meant but...its... it makes me feel all rotten and bad on the inside to be lying.

other than that...hm... i have said a lot of stupid things that i really wish i hadn't. things that sorta hurt...and i didn't mean them. nor understand what i was saying but...not saying things...not doing things, nothing big or anything really.....

i'm not quite sure if that qualified but...that's...pretty much the only thing eating at my conscience right now.

oh and i forgot, that sometimes i go in the supermarket the wrong way, in the out doors,...i felt bad. 🙁
 
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