Final Post

[CotA]

Ok so here's the deal. You're about to disapear forever due to, oh i don't know, lets just say for the sake of argument, spontaneous human combustion. Anyway, you've said all your goodbyes to your friends and family, tied up all your loose ends, done all you've wanted to achieve and all that stuff etc etc.... BUT!!! all you have left to do is make one final post on Buffy Boards. Just one, and it will be your very last. What would it be? Would you thank everyone for the good times you've had and tell your board friends goodbye and you'll miss them? Would you finally admit that VH is the greatest dorm of all and you were only pretending to like the dorm you're in? Would you tell everyone to go screw themselves and you didn't really ever like it here anyway? Would you not make a fuss and just make your last post a bit of spam in the "what are you listening to?" thread? Would you finally admit your undying love for CotA and shower him with the praise he so richly deserves?

What would your last, final, farewell post here be?

 

[Kean]

If I knew that it was my final post then something not great is about to happen to me. I can't see myself just walking from these boards forever. So if I was dying or something I think my last post would be rather sad (for me to write anyway) and heartfelt. I'd get all soppy...it wouldn't be pretty at all.

Let's hope it doesn't come to that...for all our sakes lol

 

[Edmund Blackadder]

" smell ya later "

 

[Lindsey McDonald]

Hmmm... I don't know. It would depend on how I was feeling. I'd probably just say bye to all my friends on here, and make sure someone's around to change my banner once every three hours when I'm gone.

Although, I would have to sign off with "I gonna sha sha a-go-go for a while". Best. (Indecisive). Leaving. Post. Ever.

 

[Friendly Lurker]

I'd tell everyone I love them!

Except sco.

 

[Fake Shemp]

Bored Now.













(okay not really but well why not... im sure the members would see humour in it)

 

[itsxpaperdoll]

Oh, bah. I don't know. I think I'd go for a (rather misplaced) "Who's the Earth, and more specifically, the Boards, going to revolve around now?"
(I didn't come up with it myself, it's part of a joke by the very funny Tim Minchin)
I know, misplaced, but at least memorable ^^

 

[Cohen]

...and I cried the whole way to Cracker Barrel.

^That's how it would end.

Not sure about the middle though. Or the beginning for that matter.

 

[LorneyTunes]

Firstly Cota I do have an undying love for you already ! I think I would just let by gones be by gones ! I would leave in peace maybe posting some of my fave things about Life since am ready to explode, Jaffa cakes , Buffy , Movies and my Books which I could not live without. I would set up a link to a webcam so everyone could see me explode you know share the moment.

I would tell everyone that I enjoyed the fights the laughs and shock , and the friendship that I had was meaningful.

Thats all I can think of really! I was wave goodbye then explode !

 

[Tueuse de Vampires]

I think I would start by explaining wh I'll never come online again, then tell you all how much I love you and all that stuf, and then I would add all the Buy info I always wanted to give out but never quite did.

 

[JenniferAlice]

"I love you all, but never try to contact me again."

 

[Edmund Blackadder]

I have a better one.

"Remember me for my charity work - like talking to Kean.
Ciao..."

 

[Harley]

I would probably give out my address so you could all send me presents.

 

[Revolver]

First, I'd mention how surprised I am to be aware of my spontaneous human combustion before it happens. Then, I'd go on to write a very fitting tribute (to myself). I'd ask people to go to their Ipods, discmans, or whatever they have available and throw on some touching music before they start reading my post. Then, I'd have the forum equivalent of a musical montage in which I reminded people of all my greatest posts (and there have been so many). Then, of course, to make myself feel even cooler, I'd include some fake endorsement quotes from other Buffy Board members (it isn't nice to put words in other people's mouths, but what do I care? I'm about to combust!) and if I'm feeling truly insane, fake endorsement quotes from Buffy cast members:

"It was good sleeping with Revolver." - Sarah Michelle Gellar
"Truly, he was the greatest of all of us." - Nick Brendon
"He was certainly a lot less annoying than my character." - Vincent Kartheiser
"Matt Damon." - Anthony Stewart Head

 

[Joyce Summers]

"You're Next"

No, wait. That's what I intend to have on my gravestone (you know, just to freak out passers by who happen to look upon it)

I don't know what I'd say as my last post if I knew I was gonna kick the bucket due to spontaneous human combustion, which if I have forewarning, is not very spontaneous. But, despite Lindsay's belief that I am quite the cheesemeister, I'm not very good with emotional goodbyes. I tend to go for the humor (defence mechanism much)...so I don't know. I'd probably order you all to miss me, and being dead and so all-seeing from on-wherever and what not I would so know if you weren't. Missing me I mean.

 

[CotA]

I don't know what I'd say as my last post if I knew I was gonna kick the bucket due to spontaneous human combustion, which if I have forewarning, is not very spontaneous.

First, I'd mention how surprised I am to be aware of my spontaneous human combustion before it happens.

Yeah yeah, I probably should have used another type of horribly violent death as an example.

 

[Revolver]

Yeah yeah, I probably should have used another type of horribly violent death as an example.

No way. It's much funnier this way.

 

[Kean]

I have a better one.

"Remember me for my charity work - like talking to Kean.
Ciao..."

I have a better one too.

"Forgive me for not banning Al-I was a fool and I am sorry."

 

[Joan the Vampire Slayer]

I would say:

Seize the moment. Because tomorrow you might be dead.

🙂

 

[Tsquared]

Hmmm, it'd go a little something like this:

Goodbye my loves, I will soon spontaneously combust and be gone forever. But don't worry, the nose candy will not last that long.