The blood of God is....
Smooth, dark, full-bodied....an amusing libation that goes well with either beef or poultry. Exquisite!
Ah, you Humans and your solid food. Revolting!
Oh, who am I kidding? I have never drunk the blood of God! But oooh, what rapture it would be! Hmmm, 'twould be like drinking the blood of a million Slayers at once! Ahhhhh.....truly divine!
Mmmmm.....Slayer blood.....Oh great....NOW I'm hungry! Now, where might I find......HUH??! .....whozzat??!! YOU!!!! Awww, fu..........
:::::gets staked and bursts into dust:::::
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