For Guys Who Waited Too Long

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teentitan

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This one is strictly for the guys, especially the ones who hate to shop.
There is only 2 days (1 on the other side of the planet) left until Christmas. So for you procrastinating, lazy, sport watching, beer guzzling, action movie watching couch potatoes who need to get your girlfriend, wife, mother, sister, mistress a gift here is a painless quick and easy gift that will not fail you...day spa gift certificate. No muss, no fuss and you can quickly return to above mentioned activities sooner.
Unless that mop you had your eye on is a better idea and you love being in the doghouse you can ignore mentioned gift idea. And for the married man believe me (and we know how true this is) the wrong gift equals not seeing wife naked for a loooooooong time.

Merry Christmas men.
 
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Schillaci
I literally lol'ed
Hate to rain on your parade, but a lot of girls I know, including myself, wouldn't love going to the spa. Hell, it's better than that mop idea, but not the best.
 
Ever the Solomon, I propose a solution. You know that list woman sometimes make of the celebrity man they get to sleep with carte blanche if the opportunity should ever arise? Give an unsatisfactory gift, and they get to add a name to that list. Miss a birthday, or a Christmas, and they get to add the name of one of one of your buddies. Miss two in a row, and they get to act on it.
 
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Schillaci
What a mind
Looking at the title I thought this would be about the first time a boy works his magic with a girl.

I'm not much of a gift buyer. Generally I just put money in a card. One year I gave my then girlfriend a list of names, gave her money and told her to buy gifts for all the names. Her name was on the list.:santa2:
 
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teentitan
Did she buy herself a mop?
freakydorky said:
Hate to rain on your parade, but a lot of girls I know, including myself, wouldn't love going to the spa. Hell, it's better than that mop idea, but not the best.
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Damned right - what a waste of time and money...... Hubby got me an iPod, so that's a sure fire bed warmer and mega brownie points. If only he could have afforded the drive+play, Harman Kardon soundsticks and a little Bose soundstation for the kitchen...... he wouldn't have known what hit him!

Who says girls don't like gadgets.... 😉
 
My fiance got me Dirge of Cerberus as far as I know.


A game all about Vincent Valentine. Works for me 😀

Now i just need to figure out what to get him...
 
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