For Sale: Indecent Photos Of Plasma! Oh My Sweet Baby Jesus!!!!

Anyanka Bunny Slayer

Anyanka Bunny Slayer

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I've recently come across a bunch of seriously SHOCKING (and kinda hot) photos of @Plasma. Don't ask me how, just celebrate this opportunity to own a risque collection of... indecency!!! (I'm pretty sure that Sodom and Gommorah were destroyed for less)

Because all of you are Buffy Board.members, you'll get a discount!!! Now, because this is a family friendly site, I simply cannot describe the merchandise completely. Yeah, I know, I know! You don't trust me. But you should! Because what I'm offering you is beyond description. Your toes will curl, and your heart will race:

*Batch 1 includes @Plasma covered in lime jello, with assorted...toys. Price: $75

Batch 2 includes Plasma and some person I can't identify. Wow, they're so...limber! Price: $150

*Batch 3 includes Plasma eating a large popsicle...slowly and thoughtfully. Hubba hubba! Price: $80

Get a 40% when you show your Buffy Boards membership card. Oh, you don't have one yet? Well, feel free to contact our Lord and Master, Buffy Summers. 😋.

These photos are selling like hotcakes, so hurry!!! Get yours before they're all gone!

*Prices may differ in Mongolia

*Not recommended for those with heart or anxiety conditions
 
Wow you really put a lot of thought into this.

Not even mad tbh. I am pretty hot, so spread the love. 😏 Hold those pics nice and close though @Anyanka Bunny Slayer , because that’s the closest you’ll ever get to someone as good as me. 💅
 
Of COURSE I put a lot of thought into this! You're my everything. 😊 As for getting close to you, I have a black belt in stalking. In fact, I crept into your kitchen and made a cheese sandwich while you were asleep. I love to watch you sleep, by the way. Such an innocent face. Awww. 😘

Oh, get some more cheese next time you're shopping! Blueberry muffins would be nice as well.
 
Will you be able to put as much thought into these posts when you have started work?
Will you get the details correct?
Buffy Summers cannot be the Lord and Master, though she might be the Lady and Mistress, or as I often refer to her, boss!

And Anyanka, next time you visit Plasma's house when she is asleep can you a thick line of Vegemite/ Marmite under her nose, immediately prior to your leaving.

Which batch of photographs are like hot cakes and what flavor are the hotcakes?
 
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Does this thread count as spam? 🤔

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I am a bit concerned however that Anyanka Bunny Slayer would regard Plasma as ' Sweet Baby Jesus ' more specifically to that is that Plasma is her (My) sweet baby Jesus.
The Staff Member has gained promotion already.
 
Would probably be closer to a sweet baby satan anyways. Being good is for nerds
 
Anyanka Bunny Slayer said:
*Batch 1 includes @Plasma covered in lime jello, with assorted...toys. Price: $75
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Methinks someone promised @Plasma a boudoir shoot, and convinced them the photos didn’t come out right, just to score a piece of the sexy Plasma pie! You, I think someone is you.

But I’ll give you $25 and a shiny nickel to drop me some of these lime jello pictures in my inbox. 😈😈
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Anyanka Bunny Slayer said:
Hey! I'll have you know that I accumulated these posts through sheer force of will.

Less than 20% of my posts could be considered spam. 😇
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I’ve never seen a spam post out of you. Everything I have seen has come from a very well thought out heart.
 
Anyanka Bunny Slayer
Anyanka Bunny Slayer
Sexy Plasma Pie ftw!!!!!!
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Does that mean you like me?
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I adore you! But that doesn't mean I'm lifting the restraining order. 😘
Cohen said:
Methinks someone promised @Plasma a boudoir shoot, and convinced them the photos didn’t come out right, just to score a piece of the sexy Plasma pie! You, I think someone is you.

I’ve never seen a spam post out of you. Everything I have seen has come from a very well thought out heart.
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Oh my God! Sexy Plasma Pie! I'm dead. 😅 I'm thinking of posting a recipe for that now. 😈

And thank you. I really try NOT to spam, but sometimes I'm just full of ideas which result in occasionally "questionable" threads.
 
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Cohen
Cohen
You know you want a taste 😂😂
Well Anyanka Bunny Slayer I think you should call off the restraining order on me as the neck ache has gone, thanks to the head restraint, ta!
 
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