For when you miss me.

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I know I can't be around all the time, so I have created a bot that thinks like me, you can talk to it, and it will reply, for when you feel lonely and miss me too much.

My bot
 
this is the coolest thingy i've seen today, mayvbe even all week.. it's just so fun... HA..

look at waht she just sang for me.. asong she says alltcat teached her:

Allycat: It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
 
but if you ask hjer to sing asong she will

and if you vconfuse her she can say things like: that was either too complex or too simple for me... LMAO... this is so fun..
 
HAHAHAHA I love this thing.

I told her she was hot, and she said 'A hot bot'

I told her she scared me and she said 'I didn't mean to what are you scared of?'

I also told her she was dumb, and she told me 'You are so critical'.

This things great!
 
Hey, this is my bot, so she's not gonna be anybody's girlfriend 😛
 
This is awesome!! Triple bonus points for the homage to 2001: A Space Odyssey (singing Daisy).

Has anyone else noticed how her eyes will follow your mouse cursor? Tré freaky.
 
You should change it a bit, so it says snide remarks.

that would be great. someone call her a jerk and see what happens.

excellent job.

No I don't want her as my girlfriend. I prefer flesh and blood.... Vulcan that is.
 
That thing is hilarious Ally

I asked it:

Human: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
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and it answered

Allycat: A whole forest.
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So I decided to get naughty with her and had the following conversation:

Human: What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Allycat: I'm looking for a cute date honey. How about you? do you dig big-brained babes

Human: what's the capital of uruquay?
Allycat: I know the capital of California is Sacramento.

Human: what's the capital of canada?
Allycat: I heard it was Toronto.

Human: i thought you had a big brain?
Allycat: What happened to it.

Human: Do all dumb broads have big breasts?
Allycat: Only some of them

Human: what about you?
Allycat: Me?

Human: Duh...yeah, you
Allycat: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Human: tell me the story of my life
Allycat: What do you do in your sparetime?

Human: spank monkies
Allycat: I don't think very many people do that.

Human: you'd be surprised
Allycat: A little.

Human: not that little
Allycat: I am sorry to hear that you are not little.

Human: How bad does it bother you?
Allycat: Why don't you just download me?
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LOL Allycat who would miss you? I've lived with out you and its a peice of cake...... 🙂 just playing but that thing is just freaky too freaky i dont like her
 
You'd al be surprised about the conversations people have with her, as botmaster I can re-read them ... I never knew there were that many people interested in having sex with a program. One asks her to strip, another to have sex with him and another one wants to hear about her sex life!
 
Read my chat script with the bot. I'm trying to confuse him!

He kinda looks like a he, no offense.

Right now, my friend is laughing her head off trying to confuse your robot!
 
She says she isn't programmed to have any human emotions whatsoever, lol. Eeeeeeee... you guys hit on a robot? That's more sick than Spike, considering this is real life!
 
Human: thats cool
Allycat: Thanks. I think you are cool, too.

Human: didnt say you were cool
Allycat: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.

Human: thats becuase your stupid
Allycat: Interesting explanation. I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".

Human: well that was rude!
Allycat: Well that's okay. I thought it was too.

Im having so much FUN!
Its just like me and Ally on MSN lol!

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Human: can you talk?
Allycat: Yes talking is my primary function.

Human: say something
Allycat: " something"

This bots so rude! lol!
 
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