~~Fountain of....

Allycat said:
Me, I'll propose a fountain of perpetual hapiness... wouldn't that be grand? One sip of it and no more pain, hurt or sorrow anymore!

I think you could get that one with the "Fountain of tequila"...well, until you drank too much...🙂
 
killerdwarf said:
I think you could get that one with the "Fountain of tequila"...well, until you drank too much...🙂
Which generally results in a fountain of vomit - but we don't want to re-visit the drunken excesses of my youth, do we...?🙂
 
killerdwarf said:
No, we really don't want to revisit the "fountain of vomit"...tequila is an evil evil drink, and experience is the only way to learn this...
Mrs Pointy swears by the powers of the Marguerita, but as we only ever drink these in North America the evil doesn't get long enough to take control 🙂

Tequila slammers...*Shudder*
 
killerdwarf said:
No, we really don't want to revisit the "fountain of vomit"...tequila is an evil evil drink, and experience is the only way to learn this...

Funny that, I had a good experience with tequila.... I'd just split up with my boyfriend (over a year ago now, the one i'm with now treats me better! lol) Anyway, and me and my friends were in the pub... I had been crying all day and just wanted the pain to stop. So, instead of going all suicidal, I ordered 4 tequila slammers on top of my 10 pints of cider and blackcurrant (skint student) and it all resulted in a "fountain of emmense laughter" that seemed never to end! So i beg to differ KD! lol
 
elmo said:
Funny that, I had a good experience with tequila.... I'd just split up with my boyfriend (over a year ago now, the one i'm with now treats me better! lol) Anyway, and me and my friends were in the pub... I had been crying all day and just wanted the pain to stop. So, instead of going all suicidal, I ordered 4 tequila slammers on top of my 10 pints of cider and blackcurrant (skint student) and it all resulted in a "fountain of emmense laughter" that seemed never to end! So i beg to differ KD! lol
Sounds like you got lucky and stopped at exactly the right moment...bet you had a sore head the next day, though 😉

My tequila slammer experience was the evening before I was due to give a training presentation to a dozen or so colleagues. A great night but it didn't help at all to wake up next morning missing several million brain cells and finding that little fella was busy with his sledgehammer in the old noggin... 🙂

We learn by our mistakes - the lesson being that Pointy doesn't get drunk on tequila any more🙂
 
Guess I did get lucky. I ended up sleeping in my friends room (halls of residence) cos i kept wanting to wonder off to the next corridor so i could beat up the girl who was responsible for my break-up. Just for fun... you know how it is. But my friend stopped me! I made everyone else laugh and slept though my hangover... only time i've ever done that! Bizarre! Anyway, i've not drank tequila since... guess i don't want to chance it!
 
Mr. Pointy said:
Sounds like you got lucky and stopped at exactly the right moment...🙂

Elmo, your timing must be exquisite...that 10 seconds is over so quickly, and what follows can only qualify as a preview of torment reserved for the baddies in hell...fountain of vomit indeed...

Mr P., my experience involves a 750ml (fifth, for my American friends) bottle and a lack of mix, which lead to a bottle of orange soda filling in for the missing mix...ugh! I can't even drink orange soda anymore...funny enough, I can have the odd marguerita though...
 
killerdwarf said:
Mr P., my experience involves a 750ml (fifth, for my American friends) bottle and a lack of mix, which lead to a bottle of orange soda filling in for the missing mix...ugh! I can't even drink orange soda anymore...funny enough, I can have the odd marguerita though...
What is it about margueritas that divorces them from the other tequila experience?🙂
 
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