Freddie crashes Sarah's car

Yes, she did. It was in Japan. Everything was on Japanese, LOL. She also had a problem with their toilets. And we all know they have some weird stuff. Their stove is not an ordinary stove we know 😀

On the other hand, I've managed to burn down the kitchen with an ordinary stove.

I spent 2 weeks in Japan and found their toilets unbelievably high-tech. And in the places you least expect them: Tolled-expressway rest stops. I thkn the road toll pays for the toilets.

(Note - the comment to the post above means I spent 2 weeks in Japan, NOT the toilets!)
 
I spent 2 weeks in Japan and found their toilets unbelievably high-tech. And in the places you least expect them: Tolled-expressway rest stops. I thkn the road toll pays for the toilets.

(Note - the comment to the post above means I spent 2 weeks in Japan, NOT the toilets!)

I know, my friend was there. I remember him talking how he stucked there for almost half an hour. LOL. I can't even imagine that, but I would like to see it 🙂
 
I know, my friend was there. I remember him talking how he stucked there for almost half an hour. LOL. I can't even imagine that, but I would like to see it 🙂

Well, try this one:

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All right, here's the explaination:

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1: 大 (big) causes to a large flush for soilds.
2: 小 (small) causes a small flush for liquids.
3: Lowers the lid and closes the seat
4: Lowers the seat and raises the lid
5: Raises both the lid and the seat

6: Stops all operations (7-12 only)
7: おしり(Bottoms): Regular bottom wash
8: やわらか (Tender): Gentle bottom Wash (useless, I recommend 7 instead)
9: ビデ: (Bidet): Female-use wash.
10: 乾燥 (dry): Dry your bottom
11: ムーブ (入/切)(Move): Rotates the nozzle sideways back and forth
12: マッサージ (入/切) (Massage): Massage of the bottoms by water spray.

13: Hour adjustment button
14: Minute adjustment button (13 and 14 sets the time of the day)
15: Set (confirm adjustment of time)

16: Increase seat temperature
17: Decrease seat temperature
18: Increase strength of the air to dry your bottom (see button 10)
19: Decrease strength of the air to dry your bottom (see button 10)
20: Increase water temperature of water spray
21: Decrease water temperature of spray
22: Increase room temperature
23: Decrease room temperature

24: Increase strength of the water spray
25: Decrease strength of the water spray

26: Toilet bowl CLEANS ITSELF! 😱 (start/stop this - press once to start, press again to stop)
27: Water Spray Nozzle ALSO CLEANS ITSELF (same as 26)

28: Enable/Disable sensor for cleaning (as in, toilet washes itself after every use)
29: Enable/Disable sensor for "flow" (air flow in the toilet, in other words, to purify the air after use - remember, the WHOLE toilet unit comes as one set, including air flow unit and lights - but not the sink...)
30: Enable/Disable sensor for music to play during use of toilet

31: Random electricity saving (in other words, goes into energy-saving mode when not used for a period of time)
32: Timed electricity saving (goes into energy-saving at a preset timeslot)

33: Adjust forwards nozzle position
34: Adjust backwards nozzle position
35: Start/Stop automatic air refreshener spray

36: Enable/Disable toilet cubicle air conditioning (not the same as ventilation)
37: Enable/Disable Antifreeze function
38: Set timer for toilet cubicle air conditioning

This is the most advanced, and the most popular model on highway rest stops, especially in handicapped toilets.

Non-handicapped toilets would then fall into two categories: Nearer the city and further away.

Nearer the city areas, you'll find this common:

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Stop (止): Stops all operations

Bottom (おしり): Washing of the bottom
Gentle (やわらが): Gentle washing of the bottom
Move On/Off (ムーブ (入/切)): Rotates the nozzle sideways back and forth.
Massage On/Off (マッサージ (入/切)): Cyclic increase in the nozzle pressure for a masage of the bottom.

Bidet (ビデ): Female-use wash.
Move On/Off (ムーブ (入/切)) Move: Rotates the nozzle sideways back and forth.
Dry (乾燥: kansou): Blow dryer for drying the bottom

Water strength (水勢): Increase the water pressure with the top button (強) and decrease the pressure with the bottom button (弱)
Nozzle (ノズル: nozuru): Move the nozzle slightly forward with the top button (前) and backward with the bottom button (後)

And the ones further away:

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That's all folks!

Source: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Chris_73/Images
Translation: Partially from source, partially own (rough) translation
 
Wow. That is most certanly confusing.

Key point to note: Usually, for the 38-button unit, a cover will hide buttons 13-38. So all you see are the flush buttons at the top edge, the lid buttons, and the largest round buttons - which have pictures, so it's less complex.

Though the bottom one has something the rest doesn't: ENGLISH! 😛
 
TMZ reports that according to the lawsuit, Prinze was driving wife Sarah Michelle Gellar's car in Los Angeles in 2009 when he "suddenly and without warning" rear-ended a car that was stopped at a red light.

ok, freddy crashed a car....without a warning.......
oh PLEASE!!!
so, freddy should warned that person first that he's gonna crash?!?
what had he should do? park the car behind the other car, step out his vehicle. walk to the person. tell him that he should prepare for an upcoming carcrash, walk back to SMG's car. back behind the wheel, go back for 250 feet, hit the gas pedal, and then he could crash the car safe?

it's never being an accident when people tell others that they gonna crash!!!!!!
JEZUS!!!!! that's why its call's an accident!!!!!😕
 
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paks
LOL that is a great rant.
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AustCF
LOL that's funny, but what they mean is the person hit didn't see it coming I guess.
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