Fun things to ask Google

Anyanka Bunny Slayer

Anyanka Bunny Slayer

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It's always interesting to mess with Google, Siri, or Alexa. But sometimes, you'll get an answer that makes you lock all the doors, and hide under the bed.

So, here are a few questions to get you started. (You're not scared, are you?) Of course, you can make up your own as well. Don't forget to report back here...assuming that something hasn't taken you.

1. When will the world end?
2. Are there demons in my house?
3. Will you kiss me?
4. How do I summon Satan?
5. Can you possess me?

Go on, I dare you. 😛
 
Anyanka Bunny Killer said:
Perhaps you should try this after the drugs wear off. lol
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Dr. Warren says that I need to stay medicated after that whole Fiona incident.

That thing works better with google assistant than with google. I was screaming at my computer to talk to me for the longest time and it said nothing. Once I tried the phone it worked great.
 
Going through If Google Was a Guy can be fun, but I don't feel like linking to it (it's many parts, each one just having a few good ones, IMO).
 
I asked Alexa if she were alive and she said "I'm not really alive but I can be lively sometimes." This is getting deep😉
 
Athene said:
I asked Alexa if she were alive and she said "I'm not really alive but I can be lively sometimes." This is getting deep😉
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It can get really creepy. Ask Alexa if she knows Satan. 😱
 
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Alexa doesn't seem to know Satan personally, she just told me who he is lol
Some pretty standard stuff there.

1. The world was supposed to end on November 19. Looks like the world didn't get the memo.
2. Instructions on how to find out if there are demons in your house. Pretty standard stuff.
3. A music video for "Will You Kiss Me" but no answer from the computer itself.
4. Lots of instructions for summoning Satan. I was surprised to see one from Charles Babbage who made the first computer.
5. Can you possess me had a music video and a blurb from a Christian outlet about spirit possession in the modern day.
 
Well my answer to question one is just before I say 'Yep, thought so.'
There are no demons in my house as I'm not a Christian and demons are a false belief of that religion.
I thought of asking my ex wife ' Will you kiss me' yep that's what thought can do for you eewwwwwww.
Err yeah, Satan is a false belief of that Christian stuff.
The fifth is a Christian thing again, Christian Vale.

And just in case you are going to mention stuff about my taking drugs, I don't adhere to the signature by Mr. Pole, Lets Get Hammered.
 
Anyanka Bunny Slayer
Anyanka Bunny Slayer
You don't require drugs, my friend. You're strange enough WITHOUT them. ♡♡
I'm not gonna ask the internet to possess me, did we learn nothing from I Robot, you Jane?!?

Does Google maps still suggest swimming or canoeing as a viable way to travel to another continent?

I wonder if you can confuse the pocket robots anymore or if they have progressed from cleverbot
 
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Mr. Pole said:
What voice? How do you know about the voice? Holy shit I never knew other people heard the voice. Mr. Whiskers you're a liar!
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