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Darling Faithy

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Ok, since I already have a sad quote thread, I decided to do a funny one, hopefully there hasn't been one, so here are mine..




" You made a bear! Undo it! Undo it!" -Spike "Pangs"


"You have fruit punch mouth." -Buffy "Prophecy Girl


Cordelia:"Your saying looking at guns make you want to have sex?"

Xander:"I'm seventeen, looking at lineloum makes me want to have sex."


Cordelia:"Crazy Freak." Buffy:"Vapid Whore!"


there we go...lol.
 
There are too many.

"You're a lot smarter than you look. Of course, you look like a retard". Always makes me smile, no matter how many times I've seen it.
 
Wesley: "Fools rush in."
Cordelia: "No, he wants you to stay here."
-The Prodigal

Cordelia:"Oh, the ass is even weirder than you think."
-Guise will be Guise

The whole Bangel reenactment by Cordelia and Wesley.
-Fredless

There's a lot more but I can't remember right now. I'll post them up when I do.
 
ok, some people don't find it that funny, but there's this one part in the beginning of S2 of Angel...can't remember the ep exactly, but they've just moved to the Hyperion. Cordy's dusting and she's making noise about the dust not being dust 'This is Son of Dust' As she comes down the stairs to the lobby, she tells Wes that she's not dusting anymore, and Wes says something like 'We could always move the office back to your palce.'
Cordy stops mid steps, points with the duster and says 'And i'm dusting'
i know it's not really that funny, but the way Charisma just turns mid step like that and says that line, kills me every time!
 
One of my faves is a Buffy quote from Goodbye Iowa...

"That probably would've sounded more commanding if I wasn't wearing my yummy sushi pyjamas."

But maybe it's just me that finds it funny! I have those pyjamas btw. I love them!
 
The funniest was when the gang were impersonating Angel and Buffy and also when Angel has to wear teh pink helmet Wes: Hop on gorgeous!

Also the last bit is in season five where Angel says "i have no problem spanking men!"
 
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That impersonating is a classic, lol.
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Darling Faithy
omg the spanking men part is hilarious!
Buffy: Willow, you're a gay woman! And he... isn't.
Willow: This isn't about his physical presence! It's about his heart.
Anya: His physical presence has a penis!

Buffy: If at first you don't succeed... cheat

Willow: Okay, do you have your powder?
Anya: Ooh, I ate that. [Willow looks at her funny] I have it.

Buffy: You need to show this bully that you're not gonna take any more of his sh"” guuuff. Uh, any guff.
Amanda: Cuz that's what I did. I stuck up for myself. The other day after class, I jumped him in the parking lot, and I slammed his stupid-ass insecure face right into the pavement!
Buffy: You what?
Amanda: I guess that's another reason Mr. Miller wanted me to see you. Do you think I should pound on him some more?

Giles: Well, I sang, but I had my guitar at the hotel. That would explain the huge backing orchestra I couldn't see, and the synchronized dancing from the room-service chaps.
Willow: We did a whole duet about dueling mushrooms
Xander: Somebody set people on fire? That's nuts.
Anya: I don't know. One more verse of our little ditty, and I would have been looking for a gas can.
Spike: Well, I've seen some damn funny things the last two days. 600-pound Chirago demon making like Yma Sumac - that one'll stay with you.

Spike: You've just come to pump me for information.
Buffy: What else would I want to pump you for? I really just said that, didn't I?
HAHAHA, and of course my sig. Anya says the funnies things. Next time I got thru my marathons I will take notes 😉
 
What comes to mind first for me, not sure which episode, but it was Spike and Buffy

Spike (counting the words): "Our for a walk ... bitch"
 
This is my favorite Anya quote. It's from the episode Entropy.

"What kind of lesbians are you? If you love men so much, go love men!"
 
Giles "We few, we happy few"
Spike "We band of buggered"
For bringing Shakespear in Buffyverse
 
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