Funny/Dangerous Alcohol Experiences

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zombie.apparatus

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I didn't see a thread like this anywhere, and thought it would be interesting to hear some stories about what has happened when you were drunk.. have you done something embarrising.. have you nearly died... *please keep it clean, I mean it is a family site*
 
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Randy Giles
Well After Darkness is a more "adult" forum, ya know.
I'm sure I have the most awesome stories to tell... I just don't know any of them.

*charmed slayer* said:
have you done something embarrising..
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Never...
*charmed slayer* said:
have you nearly died...
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Yes, but I laugh at death...and then I thank the nice men for their medical assistance.

This machine will not communicate these thoughts, and the strain I am under.
 
I'm kinda with aradhus on this one. The stories worth remembering are usually only told by those sober enough to have remembered them.


Or so I've heard...
 
jesterjay
jesterjay
i concur
Kryptonite said:
I'm kinda with aradhus on this one. The stories worth remembering are usually only told by those sober enough to have remembered them.


Or so I've heard...
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Either that or they are the ones you can piece together from photographs you see a week later.

And police reports and stuff...
 
Arcane said:
Hey, stranger things have happened! Although, if that is the case then I blame you for my two week hangover over Christmas.

It was all your fault!!! 😛
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*shrug* i had to keep you tame somehow
 
I rarely get drunk but last week I went out with some friends and had quite a bit of wine. Anyway. One of them thought it would be interesting to see if he could carry two of us on his back at once. He couldn't and we fell sideways and I woke up with a bruise on the side of my bum.
 
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StuckinTraffic
Were there lampshades involved? No strange tattoos?
Aww, Kryptonite and Arcane, I could see how that relationship would work.

Arca, you'd be the little lapdog(don't argue, man, just accept it), following the princess around, obeying her every command. And when I say command, I mean with a capital C.
 
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Harley
you are indefinable. i totally love you
There was this one time that I woke up with scratches and cuts all over my wrists and I didn't find out for two days (when I went to work on the monday and asked the lads I was out with that night) that we'd stopped off at a park on the way back from the pub and I'd spent 15 minutes trying to jump up and grab hold of some wooden monkey bars. With no success according to my wrists, hehe. To this day I don't remember doing it. I remember sitting in the park (vaguely) but nothing else.

Dzhugashvili said:
Aww, Kryptonite and Arcane, I could see how that relationship would work.

Arca, you'd be the little lapdog(don't argue, man, just accept it), following the princess around, obeying her every command. And when I say command, I mean with a capital C.
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Hell, couldn't be any worse than a lass I was seeing a year or so ago. Now she knew how to give commands! 😉
 
Those are the moments I keep trying to forget!! I have way too many stories from my past to dredge up!! But I could tell better stories about some of the people I know in my hometown than I could about myself!!
 
Well I don't actually remember from 11:30 pm to 7 am on New Years (I don't remember the transition between 2006 and 2007). I went to a friends house and did something like 13 shots of mixtures of stuff, downed 3 alcho pops in 2 mins(two with 5% alcohol and one with 20%) then I drank half a litre of Sambucca in one go (The stuff is vile, and seriously strong) I then spent the next few hours vomiting in the back garden, and I fell off my chair and smacked my head and like passed out, then I was lifted to the car (where I apparently I got violent) and taken to another friends house where I was passed out in her drive way until her parents said I had to be taken to the Hospital.

Where I vomited into a bucket and eventually fell into it! and my face and hands were washed by my best friend! Then my parents were called and stayed for a few hours. And I don't remember any of this until 7 in the morning when I was wheel Chaired out of the hospital!

That was the worst drunk story I have.

Another time I was at a friends dads party and got drunk, and I "Woo hoo'd" her mom, which doesn't sound bad, except she was one of those proper women, would never get drunk and who was quiet!

When the place I used to work in was closing down we all went out for dinner. And I got really really drunk, and we were getting up for pictures and I walked into a table full of wine glasses, I then apologised to the smashed wine glasses on the floor. That was pretty embarrassing!

At another friends party I got drunk and tried to crawl into a pond, that was pretty dangerous, but friends of mine dragged me back.

I once got drunk with a few friends down in Britas Bay (A really nice beach place in Ireland) and we all got equally drunk and went swimming at 4 in the morning in the sea with no one around which was really dangerous! lol

There are lots of other embarrassing stories involving getting to drunk, but allot of ones involving getting socially drunk without over doing it! lol
 
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Summers Blood
I'm glad I'm not the only one with stories like these! I thought that the losing the memory thing was just me! lol
Back in the days of OM yore (age 19), me and five friends went to an old NYC nightclub called "Heartthrob"....all buzzed and high on the halfling's leaf.
The problem? Well, I don't remember much but we were so effed up we couldn't navigate the corridor from the front door into the club proper because it was COVERED in mirrors, and we couldn't get our bearings in there, thus we kept repeatedly slamming face-first into them. Go straight...[[BANG!!!]] Go left...[[BANG!!]] Go right...[[BANG!!!]]

I don't know how the hell we got inside.
 
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StuckinTraffic
LMAO - the halfling's leaf, huh?
Z
zombie.apparatus
i coudlnt help but laugh <3
Oh, let's see...

There was the time we were celebrating my boyfriend's brothers birthday. My friend had mixed WHOLE BOTTLE of Everclear into this container of Kool-Aid. I started drinking that, was kinda feeling the effects, and then I reached down to fix my pants [really, really old Hot Topic pants with the tie string that hold them together frayed and worn] and RIPPED THE STRING OUT OF THEM, leaving me nearly pants-less. So I drink a little more, somehow ghetto-rig them together, and RIP THEM OUT AGAIN, finally culminating in me locking myself in the bathroom for and hour and a half trying to get my pants back on. I finally pull them back on and strom downstairs, yelling at my friends, "I NEED A BELT. CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME A BELT?" To which my friend Nate gave me the belt he was wearing.

I then promptly drank entirely too much and ended up puking red Kool-Aid into the toilet. I'M AWESOME.

...now I'm going to get drunk with my boyfriend. DRINKING GAMES YAY.
 
lol, all of your stories are hilariously funny!! but i can't join in.
i don't drink alcohol, i have never drunk alcohol, i never will drink alcohol. i'm 21 and never been drunk, lol.
i'm the one that tells all of these stories to my friends the next day. "Hey, do you remember falling off the couch and smacking your head on the table? no? Here's the photo to prove it!"
yep, i'm the one running around with the camera documenting everything! lol, it's fun when you show the pictures the next day and they realize what they got up to!
 
K
killerdwarf
You can make a lot of money that way...;)
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Summers Blood
I'm glad it's not just my group of friends that has a person like you! Although sometimes we really don't want to be reminded of the stuff we've conveniently forgotten! lol
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