Funny/Dangerous Alcohol Experiences

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I think one of the most evil was when the guys promised to watch Angel with me as soon as I had finished my WHiskey. Well, so I just downed it, and they kept pouring. I really drank A LOT. That's easily the drunkest state I've ever been at. Well, from the rest of the night I don't remember that much anymore. Mostly just from stories. Apparently I was revealing more or less all my personal life to the guys. Seriously, after that night they all knew A LOT about me. Stuff everyone should just forget. Well, besides that obvious talking problem I apparently also made a very sexual bet which I won't repeat here, for the sake of keeping it clean. Also, apparently I was also willing to let myself get turned into anyones willing sex slave...luckily, at least one of the guys was too decent to let me really do anything I might have regretted.

Uhm yeh, I have lots and lots of other stories in my head, but first I wanna see what other people write, just to know if I'm out of line or not.
 
Compared to your stories? Nope. I´m boring...

But on the other hand I don´t need to drink alcohol to do embarressing things. 😉
 
I remember my friends flat mates were away to a festival (T in the Park), so we decided to drink all the alcohol in the flat.. Don't really remember much, but apparently at one point we went to meet our friends on the street, they lived on the same street, but we met them at their back garden, well it's more of an alley than a garden, but anyway, apparently I was loopin', I picked up a toothbrush off the ground and started brushing my teeth with it! And right after that, I smashed my nose of my friends head, and burst it open, blood everywhere. It was a good night though, I made a football by wrapping newspaper around a balloon, but then my mate fell out with me 'cause I drunkenly kicked it off her face, that was an accident though.
 
All my stories would paint me in a bad light and would set a bad example for the kid folk out there in cyberland reading. I do have a few drunken stories, back from my heyday, which involve farm animals though.. but I digress.
 
"Keep it clean" and alcohol... hmmm thats a challange 😛

The only ones appropriate that I got for a forum is when I locked myself in the toilets at Leavers and had to climb over the door. That could have ended VERY badly. If I fell I probably would have smashed my head open. I duno how I did it, the next day it looked impossible. Then we went on an epic journey to the bottleo when I was stuffed in the boot of the car with 3 other people. I have no idea why we did that either I was underage and couldnt have brought the alcohol anyway.

Another time I walked 15 km with my friend to steal tequllia from a workmate. We had to climb a huge fence and break into the house (well the door was open but we thought we were breaking in) I ended up going thru the window even though the door was open. Jason was passed out on the kitchen table and soo out of it so we fed him cat biscuits and pretended to be his subcounsious... Paul woke up and caught us so I hid in a tree... (I like to climb LOL) I spose you had to be there like most drunken stories.

See Kids, dont drink. It doesnt (usually)end well.
 
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that cat biscuits story really is amazing, lol
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Are not the locks usually INSIDE the stall???
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Yes. Drunken me couldnt figure out how to unlock it (god knows how I got over the door) It stayed locked the whole 10 days we were there. It may still be to this day ::huh1::

Im pretty sure I have climbed over doors a few times this was just the start of it 😛 sometimes it seems easier than twisting the lock, even in a dress and heels :lmao:
 
I suffer from periodic dizzy spells, passing out, things like that probably due to my heat problem. Years ago when I started drinking I wasn't as aware of how much I could take without getting groggy.

Ive never been drunk, but sometimes I have enough to make me dizzy enough on its own and unfortunately when the dizzy spell strikes as well, never good.

One particular night this happened I "forgot" which way a certain door opened and this thing is pretty heavy, opened it right into my face.

Somehow I shrugged it off and sat down to watch TV, now eyebrow felt numb, assumed it was just the thump that did it. Next thing I know everything goes kind of red and dark in my right eye, I just touched my eyebrow to see if it was ok and my fingers were covered in blood.

Split the eyebrow, blood was running into my eye and I hadn't felt any pain. Well I got it seen to but the bone has a slight "dent" in it and theres a thin scar still.

Thats my one and only bad thing after 10 years of drinking, not bad going.
 
"Dangerous" alcohol stories I dont really have but funny I have many. I am a happy drunk so much so that I have been known to do wacky things at times. However the funniest alcohol story involves my sister. Lets just say that she is not really a drinker and one weekend we were camping and we had decided to go ahead and get a half gallon of Jack Daniels amidst five people. I had gone into town with my then bf to get some supplies and had left my brother, sister and her best friend to watch the camp whilst we were away. We were gone perhaps 30 minutes tops. Upon our return I noticed that there is stuff thrown all over the campsite and I am like what is up. I see my sister sitting at the picnic table with her friend so I get outta the car and ask whats up. She looks up at me totally wasted and cant even talk. My brother explains that he thought it would be hilarious if he showed these two girls how to play kings cup (which btw can be a very fun drinking game) As it turns out he purposely did not play it right so that my sister and her friend were drinking at every card which generally is not how the game works. So needless to say the bottle was 2/3rds empty and my sister was the drunkest she has ever been in her life. She cant even walk.
When we had gone into town I had bought the gang food so I gave her the food she had requested (taco salad) and she proceeds to be so wasted that she gets more food on herself than in her mouth. She then decideds to clean herself off by pouring diet pepsi all over herself. She then decides she has to pee so she drops trou in front of everyone to do so. She then slips and falls into her own pee. Needless to say this was probably the most hilarious series of events I have ever seen. She then pukes for an hour, I clean her up and we put her to bed.
The moral of this story.......dont let your brother, who likes to mess with you, teach you a drinking game because he is probably not playing it right.
 
Of course Spoons was the one to start such a thread 😉


OK my very first drunken experience turned out to be embarressing:


I gad gotten pretty wasted, when I started eating tulips from the table decorations.... (yea I ate flowers!)
 
Alright so in college my roommate and I had the most kickass back porch so on the weekends after the bars closed at 2am all of our friends would come back to our apartment to keep drinking. We'd sit out on the porch hang out and a lot of times play Catch Phrase. Its like this 'hot potatoe get your team to say the phrase in front of you then pass it before it beeps' type game. Anyway, so one night we were all playing, and I was just sloshed out of my mind apparently, I don't recall any of the following.... The next morning my friends start telling me how drunk I was and how I got all mad at everyone and stormed off to bed cause they were "making fun of" my clues to get them to guess the phrase. Two of them were particularly funny to them and to this day when we play its the clues we use if the same phrases come up, lol. Okay so one of my clues was "I love you but you're big and scary in the woods." Any idea what the phrase was? Yeah they didn't know either, lol. That one was "bear hug." The other clue I kept apparantly drilling into them but they couldn't get was (and as I gave the clue I was trying to count the fingers on my hand k?) "It's... (counts) 5! 5 fingers and it goes off!" Can you guess that one? It was "hand grenade." So they all just found it so amusing but i guess i got all offended that they thought my clues weren't good enough that i stormed off to bed. In retrospect though, knowing the phrase, I'd say they're pretty damn good clues! :silly:
 
I have absolutely no idea how I'm supposed to keep this clean! So I'm going to tell this story as best as I can...

There was a spa, there were a few of us that were incredibly drunk, someone vomitted over the edge of the spa, we were all naked soon after, we decided to go for a nudie run through the streets, the guy that had vomitted decided to come with us, he fell behind the run, then started vomitting into flower garden that was next to someones window, a little old lady came out to see what was going on and was confronted with a tattoo covered, pierced, funny haired naked man vomitting in her prize garden, so then he began to run down the street, urinating and vomitting at the same time... Don't drink. It's bad.

I really do have so many drunken stories, I will add to this thread as I remember them.
 
Okay, I've thought of some clean ones.

One time, when I was 15 and so totally wasted, I decided I didn't like my long hair anymore...so, I annoyed my brother so long to cut it that he actually did....only, he just put my hair in a ponytail, took one big cut....and well, you can imagine how that looked like. Next day I went to the hair stylist and tried to save what was to save, but needless to say that it still sucked. Well I loves my long hair...never been that long again.

Then there's the story of how we all got very wasted on our student exchange programme in Russia, somewhere at a river or a lake...to that day, i still don't know what it was, lol. All, that is more or less the Russian girls and me. Anyway, 3 of the Russian girls and me then really had to pee but well being in the middle of nowhere, of course there wasn't a toilet. So we just climbed somwhere, totally drunk, and then started peeing in the middle of some field somewhere, completely giggling all along. On our way back we totally fell onto our asses, more or less infront of all our classmates.

Then there's all these times of drunk bike driving, who are of course always fun. Sometimes we don't really take enough bikes and a friend takes me on the back of his bike. Well, one time of drunkenness, hne totally drove me against a wall! Another time, we went through the dark streets from smeermaas to maastricht, and when there were other bikes passing us by, he drove so far to the right that we wrere literally in the bushes next to the road. Drunk bikedriving always brings the fun in.

Well, usually when I get drunk I either start talking waaaaay too much (in terms of privacy and stuff like that), but tht doesn't make funny stories, or I get pretty promiscuous, which is not really the right kind of stories I should tell here.
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I just realized I forgot one of the best stories. We were all very drunk after a long day of painting the new room of a friend. Well, then my tried to kick our door open, accidentally hit the glass part of the door, which broke and well, his foot was bleeding a lot. Soooo, we got a sober girl to drive him, the friend with the new room and me to the next hospital, where he got his food fixed. While we were waiting in the room for the doctors to arrive I was soo completely talking bulshit, which got confirmed later by my friends, lol. Well, then the doctor came and apparently we were talking too much so us girls got thrown out of the room.
While we were waiting for our friend I got so hungry. So I started wandering around in the hospital, looking for food. I ended up in the stuff room where I actually did find a fridge, but then I was not feeling that hungry anymore, lol. Well, later I found my way back (after some time of just going round without any orioentation) to the waiting room, where I then, in the middle of the night, screamed out in delight 'Desperate Housewives is on', lol.
Well,then my friend was finished and we went all back home. There, we continued drinking as soon as we got back. The rest would get too dirty again, so I'll stop here, lol.


EDIT: and about the bullshit I was talking....at one point my friend aked where he should put his food (which was dripping with blood). I just started laughing hysterically, he asked me why. Then I just asked if he knew the movie 'Cruel Intentions', and quoted 'You can put it anywhere.'
So yeah, just to give you a little impression of the talk that was gong on there.
 
hahahahaha. I want to get drunk now.

I remember one night me and a few of my mates were all drinking in the city centre in a really shit bar called Frankenteins. I hate it there, and that night I got thrown out for smoking a joint, and my mate got thrown out for falling on the floor face-first right at the bouncers feet (haha). So we all left the bar and went to my mates flat, we then decided it would be a good idea to go out driving, my friend Lynsey was pretty wrecked and she drove us to McDonalds.. But when we got there it was closed, she drove into the drive-thru and there was still lights on and staff in the building, so she started beeping the horn and shouting saying she wanted food, but alas, they weren't up for making us any food. So we kept on driving to a 24-hour Asda, on the way my mate that was driving nearly drove THROUGH a round-a-bout because she "didn't see it" hahahaha. In Asda I bought one of those chinese ready meals and Lynsey drove me and my boyfriend home, apparently I fell asleep with the oven on, nearly burnt the house down, but all in all, it was a good night, no arrests, no hospital visits. 🙂
 
I used to live in this great house in Ascot, right on the river and a pretty reasonable sized block for the city. It had 12 stables and 9 big horse yards in the back yard. As the house was a lease/rent we wernt allowed to have horses there. We used to have the best parties there and it had a huge balcony on the front with plenty of room. I have more stories from that house then you can ever imagine! Best house ever.

Anyway at one of the parties my step sister and her mates were there too, my stepsister had just got her scooter license (we were 16) and we all wanted to have a go. Since we were all a bit drunk we didnt want to go on the street so we rode the scooter round the back yard. I tried to make a jump ramp out of an esky lid and a brick, it worked once and then I broke the lid. One of our mates (who was a brilliant clarinet player) wanted to have a go. So she got on a drove it around up the back on the concrete, problem was, she couldnt steer the things so she ended up driving straight into a wall! We were all screaming thinking she has broke her fingers but when we got the helmet off we realised she was laughing not crying. The scooter had some damage (even tho none of us went over about 5km/hr LOL) but nothing too major. There was chunks out of the bricks on the wall too haha.

Another party we had there we had hired a pool table and duke box and put them in the garage. There was about 150 ppl there because it was the after- ball party. I had just come up from a 6 hour bus trip and had taken all those anti travel sickness meds. I practically got off the bus and started drinking so I was very wasted. As the night wore on we got up to so much mischief. We decided to go skinny dipping in the river and then we couldnt find our clothes because it was too dark. So we just had towels on. Then we wanted to play pool but the balls had gone missing, so we went searching thru the long grass in the backyard looking for the balls wearing only towels....(not a smart idea we found more then we bargained for in there LOL) once we found all the balls we took them back to the table and did the dance of joy... on the table. Next thing I know dad comes down the stairs telling us to turn the music down. I think that was the night I lost the daddys little girl image 😛
 
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