Funny line of the day

[Skanky Vamp]

Thankfully my pants were up and buttoned this go round..

No knock on my office door, someone I have never seen before just opens the door and steps inside my office. Looks to the left, looks to the right and the says "Is (the owner) in here?" so my smart butt slides back in my chair, looks under the desk and says 'nope, I dont see him'

 

[yellowcrayon]

"No, you evil cat! Don't drink my feet!" - Anon.

Posted at Seraphim's insistence.

 

[Sweetescape]

"I log on now!"-friend trying to log into her computer!

 

[Fake Shemp]

"Bring it on again... is that the Bring it on about the cheerleaders?"