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Hea what are ur guys fav Funny lines from the show, it is impossible to pick but I'm gonna put up some of mine:

WILLOW
There's a simple answer to this. Just think about who loves him the most. Clearly I do, since I'm willing to look past the whole orientation thing.

DAWN
I need him.

ANYA
Well, you're gonna have to do better than that"”I'd kill for him.

WILLOW
(scoffs) You'd kill for a chocolate bar.

BUFFY
No. Yes! Kill for him. I'm the slayer. Slayer means kill. Oh, I'll kill the principal.

ANYA
Ooh, that is hard to top.

WILLOW
Yeah, well I have skills. I can prove my love with magic.

ANYA
Yeah, right. What're you gonna do"”use magic to make him into a girl? (Willow's eyes widen) Damn.

Season 7 "Him"
 
I just love this quote.It makes me laugh every time.

"what the hell is that creepy little thing doing in my yard? Did Willow put that there when I was dead? 'Cause if I had known, I would have crawled out of the grave sooner."
Buffy-Entropy
 
M
Mulder22
thats a good one
I love the one from "gingerbread" s3 where Cordy finds Giles lying on the floor and then she says🙂 I swear, one of these times, you're gonna wake up in a coma.
 
VisionGuy
VisionGuy
lol I love that one.
K
Kimm
That was great!!
SPIKE
Little Sunnydale surprise.

ANDREW
(sits)
6 months ago, Buffy, Vampyr Slayer extraordinaire, had her lesbian witch make with the beaucoup de magie. One light show later...

ANGEL
All the potentials become slayers.

lol. I love how he says "had her lesbian witch" Sooooooo funny. lol
 
VisionGuy
VisionGuy
lol Andrew is so funny.
some of my fave funniest moments are from Beer Bad

Xander: what did learn about beer?
Buffy: Foamy!

Buffy: i'm suffering the badness of a bad night of badness

giles discribing buffy to one of the students!

CaveBuffy falling off her chair!
 
Angel: "Rachel, are you alright?"
Rachel: "I..is he...?"
Angel: "It's okay, he's not getting up for awhile."
Rachel: "I can't believe he actually showed up."
Angel: "Well, that was the deal, right?"

Spike: "How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad hunk of a
night thing?"
"No need, little lady.Your tears of gratitude are enough for me.
You see, I was once a bad-ass vampire, but love and a pesky
curse de-fanged me, and now I'm just a biiiig fluffy puppy with
bad teeth."
- no, not the hair, never the hair!
"Well, there must be some way I can show my appreciation?"
"Nope, helpin those in need's my job, and working up a load of
sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly
thanks enough."
"I understand, I have a nephew who's gay, so-"
"Say no more, evil's still afoot, and I'm almost out of that nancy-
boy hairgel I like so much. Quickly! To the Angel-mobile!
Away!"


Spike at his Evil Sarcy best....lol
 
K
Kimm
That second one with Spike is hilarious!!
That's one of my favorite Spike scenes EVER. Totally hilarious! Whenever I watch that ep, I have to back up a couple of times so I can listen to his little speech again.
 
MALE REPORTER
Uh, excuse me, Jasmine. What can we do to show our love for you?

JASMINE
You don't have to do anything except love one another. (smiles broadly) Although a temple would be nice. Something massive and awe-inspiring, yet warm and nurturing


I love how she says 'Love one another' then waits a moment then 'Although a temple would be nice'.
Sooooooooooo Funny
 
VisionGuy
VisionGuy
lol I love that line
funny lines

Some that made me laugh are

When She Was Bad-
Willow: That's what it was! I mean, why else would she be acting like such a b-i-t-c-h?
Giles: Willow, I think we're all a little too old to be spelling things out.
Xander: A bitca?

Bad Girls
Wesley: I didn't get this job because of my looks.
Buffy: I really, really believe that.

Crush
Buffy: These vamps have been here for a while. They've nested.
Spike: So, you're saying they're a couple of poofters?

Becoming, part 1
Spike: It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big.

There's loads of others but i can't remember them right now..
 
Cookie Me!!

ok i love this quote its so funny and cute:

Buffy: "Okay, I'm cookie dough. I'm not done baking. I'm not finished becoming whatever the hell it is I'm gonna turn out to be. I make it through this, and the next thing, and the next thing, and... maybe one day I turn around and realize I'm ready. I'm cookies. And then, you know, if I want someone to eat--- or enjoy warm, delicious cookie me, then, that's fine. That'll be then. When I'm done." lol using cookies as an example haha so cute!
 
Another couple of favorites:

Gunn: "Evil AND pregnant? I'm guessing it ain't cookies...." I LOL every time!



And the scene when Angel is explaining to Nina that he knows what it's like to suddenly wake up and be a monster: "I'm a....v...vam....vampire!" I just watched that ep a couple days ago, and it was so cute! You'd think, after 250 years, he'd be used to telling people that he's a vampire.
 
Anya to Xander with everyone else in the room:

"You don't care about me at all....all you care about is lots of orgasm's"

another one of my favorites is from "Something Blue" is Xander's reaction to Buffy and Spike getting married

Xander "What..how..what???"
Giles "Three excellent questions"
Xander "Can I be blind too?"
 
A couple of more funny lines.

"You're a lot smarter than you look.Of course,you look like a retard."
Cordelia to Doyle-I Fall to Pieces

"You're just a vampire like everyone else,that didn't come out right."
Cordelia to Angel-Judgement



SPIKE: She's evil, you gourmless tit.

CORDELIA: Excuse me? Who bit whom?

ANGEL: Did you call me a tit?

CORDELIA: I thought he had a soul.

SPIKE: (to Angel) I thought she didn't.

CORDELIA: I do.

SPIKE: So do I.

CORDELIA: Well, clearly, mine's better.
-You're Welcome

That last bit is one of my favorites.I love the Cordy/Spike interaction.
 
cordy and spike

VisionGuy said:
SPIKE: She's evil, you gourmless tit.

CORDELIA: Excuse me? Who bit whom?

ANGEL: Did you call me a tit?

CORDELIA: I thought he had a soul.

SPIKE: (to Angel) I thought she didn't.

CORDELIA: I do.

SPIKE: So do I.

CORDELIA: Well, clearly, mine's better.
-You're Welcome

That last bit is one of my favorites.I love the Cordy/Spike interaction.
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lol I love that one, especially Angels reaction to being called a tit! If i'm remembering right i don't think we saw much cordy/spike interaction before this? The arguing reminds me abit about when cordy and xander use to argue in seasons 1 and 2, then got together.. yeah maybe not so much the latter!
It's a shame there couldn't have been more scenes between them though cus they could've rustled up some really funny lines and snappy one liners :argue1:
 
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