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machinewolfhear

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  1. Ever hurt your little toe with bumping into something? yeah and suddenly spoke chinese fluently
  2. Fall asleep when watching a movie? yes when its boring
  3. Laughed so hard its hurts?yes
  4. Laughed so hard that they looked funny at you?also yes
  5. Are you afraid of Clowns?yes
  6. Are you afraid of balloons?yes, afraid that they bang
  7. Ate something weird?Fazant
  8. Howled like wolf at full moon?yes
  9. Cuddled with a kitten or puppy?With a kitten, i love kities
  10. Shouted at the tv?yes, if something happening i dont agree with
 
  1. Ever hurt your little toe with bumping into something?
    Unfortunately, far more times than I can count. Usually on tables. I don't know why they hate me so much. I've got to keep an eye out for 'em.

  2. Fall asleep when watching a movie?
    Very rarely, though some movies have deserved it. If a movie is that bad, I usually end up MST3K-ing it instead. And if there's nothing worth laughing at, I'll just get distracted doing something else - reading, writing, posting on the internet.

  3. Laughed so hard its hurts?
    Of course. I'd like to think everyone has at some point. If you haven't, go watch some Marx Brothers films right now. Uh, stat. Yes, that's the very important doctor word.

  4. Laughed so hard that they looked funny at you?
    Who are they? Why are they looking at me? Hm. Well, I have been looked at funny by people, but who can say if it was because of the laughter? It could have been a coincidence.

  5. Are you afraid of Clowns?
    No. I am appropriately aware of them. 😛

  6. Are you afraid of balloons?
    Only if they're floating on their own. I watch movies. That means there's a ghost or a demon nearby. Or maybe just @Anyanka Bunny Slayer after the heat has taken her out.

  7. Ate something weird?
    I guess that depends on your definition. I consider octopi to be very weird. And I did not enjoy it at all.

  8. Howled like wolf at full moon?
    Not that I can recall. I'm a vampire, not a werewolf, you know.

  9. Cuddled with a kitten or puppy?
    Of course. Who doesn't love to cuddle kittens and puppies? It has been awhile since I've had pets, though, sadly. And people get upset if you kidnap their pets, even for cuddling.

  10. Shouted at the TV?
    Yeah, okay. Guilty as charged. It has happened.
 
  1. Ever hurt your little toe with bumping into something? I'm always randomly bumping into things and hurting myself
  2. Fall asleep when watching a movie? Yes, I fell asleep at the theater watching Sum of All Fears
  3. Laughed so hard its hurts? Not literally, though I laugh pretty hard at times. Usually at naughty jokes.
  4. Laughed so hard that they looked funny at you? Once. Accidentally stumbled into a meeting of a fringe political group. One of these freeman of the land things. Found lots to laugh at.
  5. Are you afraid of Clowns? Can't say I am.
  6. Are you afraid of balloons? No. My brother is though.
  7. Ate something weird? Not too adventurous with food.
  8. Howled like wolf at full moon? Nope.
  9. Cuddled with a kitten or puppy? Nope.
  10. Shouted at the tv? Yes, usually if someone is doing something stupid. Or if watching political programs. Politicians make me want to shout.
 
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