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OMG my friend told me to go on this site you put in some info and it makes a story for you. its really hillarious. the site is

http://www.starless-day.net/may/index2.html go to popup content, fun and then story maker it is soooo funny!!! LMAO 😀 here is one i made earlier (OMG i dont think that line is ever gonna be usable again is it hehe)

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Once upon a time there was a young girl named Box. Box was 88 years old and lived in Mammal, Cloning. While walking home from school one day, a personalbe hairdryer jumped out from behind a bookmark and tackled Box to the ground. But just when she was about to let out a scream for help, Box realized that the personalbe hairdryer was only licking her face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, Box decided to keep the personalbe hairdryer as a pet. And on the way home she decided to name her pet personalbe hairdryer ''exercise.'' When Box and her new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was Box's mother, coke can. And boy was she surprised to see a personalbe hairdryer following Box into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted coke can. ''It's a personalbe hairdryer,'' answered Box. ''Dah, I can see that, Box, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said coke can. ''It's my new pet!'' answered Box. ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked coke can. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates personalbe hairdryers. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that Box grabbed exercise by the scruff of the neck and led her new pet into the house--even though she knew her father was probably going to dissaprove. Once in the house, Box and exercise played and played, that is until Box's favorite television show, ''Women,'' started. At that point Box forgot all about exercise having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through ''Women,'' when Box was brought back to reality when she heard her father shout, ''analysis!! Box! Get your instrument in the colony...NOW!!'' With that Box rushed into the colony to see what all the fuss was about. When she entered the colony, there stood her father, instant, pointing toward the advertise. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked her father. Then, as Box followed her father's finger to where it was pointing, she instantly knew what her father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the advertise, was the biggest pile of hairdryer doo-doo she had ever seen! ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said instant. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing her father as well as she did, Box knew there was no sense even asking her father if she could keep exercise for a pet. So without hesitation, Box set out to find where exercise was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, Box discovered exercise crouched beneath the table that Box did her novel on. ''Come on, exercise, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the advertise!'' scolded Box. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet hairdryer!! And with that Box led exercise out of the house and down to the local milk. They had a pet section and Box knew the owner would find exercise a good home. So after saying good-bye to exercise, and thanking the owner of milk, Box walked backed home and attempted to dround her sorrows by slamming down a half dozen dreamers. But Box's pitty party came to an abrupt end when her father reminded her about the mess she had neglected to clean up. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Box suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on. The End.
 
this is what i got...

''A SHORT STORY,'' by Jack Jacobsen
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Once upon a time there was a young boy named Jack. Jack was 14 years old and lived in Sydney, NSW. While walking home from school one day, a Purple Lioness jumped out from behind a my close friends and tackled Jack to the ground. But just when he was about to let out a scream for help, Jack realized that the Purple Lioness was only licking his face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, Jack decided to keep the Purple Lioness as a pet. And on the way home he decided to name his pet Purple Lioness ''Lexi.'' When Jack and his new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was Jack's mother, Judy. And boy was she surprised to see a Purple Lioness following Jack into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted Judy. ''It's a Purple Lioness,'' answered Jack. ''Dah, I can see that, Jack, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said Judy. ''It's my new pet!'' answered Jack. ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked Judy. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates Purple Lionesss. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that Jack grabbed Lexi by the scruff of the neck and led his new pet into the house--even though he knew his father was probably going to dissaprove. Once in the house, Jack and Lexi played and played, that is until Jack's favorite television show, ''Buffy,'' started. At that point Jack forgot all about Lexi having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through ''Buffy,'' when Jack was brought back to reality when he heard his father shout, ''Shizit!! Jack! Get your Assh in the Bedroom...NOW!!'' With that Jack rushed into the Bedroom to see what all the fuss was about. When he entered the Bedroom, there stood his father, Keith, pointing toward the Chair. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked his father. Then, as Jack followed his father's finger to where it was pointing, he instantly knew what his father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the Chair, was the biggest pile of Lioness doo-doo he had ever seen! ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said Keith. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing his father as well as he did, Jack knew there was no sense even asking his father if he could keep Lexi for a pet. So without hesitation, Jack set out to find where Lexi was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, Jack discovered Lexi crouched beneath the table that Jack did his gymnastics on. ''Come on, Lexi, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the Chair!'' scolded Jack. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet Lioness!! And with that Jack led Lexi out of the house and down to the local Supre'. They had a pet section and Jack knew the owner would find Lexi a good home. So after saying good-bye to Lexi, and thanking the owner of Supre', Jack walked backed home and attempted to dround his sorrows by slamming down a half dozen Cofees. But Jack's pitty party came to an abrupt end when his father reminded him about the mess he had neglected to clean up. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Jack suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on. The End.

lol. Supre' is a clothes store
 
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