Oh, my, I'm not sure I should even start this list! I have three kids, currently aged 5, 4, and 2. Here are some things they have done over the years that I can recall:
-Pulling down my shirt and exposing my bra during Mass
-Pooping so loud at a dinner after his Baptism that the entire room in the restaurant heard it. That was one of those "use the whole bag of wipes" times. And really, every time he pooped for the first three months of his life, it went everywhere - up and out. So much laundry.
-Puking during Mass all over my mother, the hymnal, and pew in front of us. I was saying thank you prayers that no one happened to be sitting there.
-Pulling pants down to pee while waiting in line for a ride at a fair
-Shaving cream in the bathtub. It went everywhere in the bathroom. Everywhere.
-Pooping on the floor while potty training. While trying to get the kid in the bathroom to clean up, my dog went and rolled in it. It was February, so I could not take them outside to hose them off.
-My daughter sits on babies. Like, literally. Super awkward when they are children of people I don't know.
-The boys once dumped sandbox sand all over my daughter's head. It's like sugar. And she has very fine, curly hair. I was not amused.
-My oldest is very much the stereotypcial oldest child. He likes to be in charge and basically give directions. At the playground once he had all the kids gathered around him and I hear him say, "Now, listen to my commands!" *facepalm*
Ok, I should just stop now...
