~~Gasm Landers...(advice thread)

Ok,I got a problem,I think I like one of my online friends (who's a guy-duh) as more than a friend and I dont know what to do,is this just stupid?!
Thanks
 
physics...is hella gay...but....unfortunately you gotta take it...just try to have fun in class...even if its hella hard...is D passing for your class....if so...aim for that...and hope you hit it...a C would be even better...

my gurl shell...you got a crush on the gasm??...i understand that the gasm is hella cool on the net...but...you got to realize...that i'm hella gay in the real world...and that...i'm a shut in...and that...i'm a terrible friend..and that i have a club foot so i can't even walk normally...so...i wouldn't be that cool to hang out with...lol...

alright...for real...get to know him...but totally as a platonic deal...realize that net relationships are really tricky to be transitioned into a real one because geography...and that people usually don't act like the way they do in real life...

shell...live in the real world...go find a nice boy...and make him your boy friend...to do that well...just gotta be open and find the right dude....don't fall for the player now...or the weirdo...go for the humble normal ones...

lol...that like describes me...to the letter...player/weirdo/normal...lol
 
physics...is hella gay...but....unfortunately you gotta take it...just try to have fun in class...even if its hella hard...is D passing for your class....if so...aim for that...and hope you hit it...a C would be even better...
hum, a C is what exactly? here we get from 1 to 20... i'm on 8..🙁 so i've got to have a 9.5 at the exam.. i'm probably goona flunk this year.. oh well.. ::uh::
 
dear Mr soulgasm:
in my rom night, my girlfriend who i was for about 2years, dump me, and endup going with my best friend..i know her my hole life..and somewhere after the party, whe where so drunk that we kinda..made out...now she tells me that she does like me in a more than friends way..but i don't wnata to loose her as a friend, but i'm a bit confused myself since i don't really remenber mutch from that night, and my old girl wants to comeback again... what should i do?? :: :: hiding:
 
may i suggest my puppeteer....to reveal the idea to the two gurls of a three way deal...it would be hella fun...and will eventually lead to a chaotic ending where everyone hates everyone...

fo real...hard situation to decide....no matter how much parameters you set up with your friend you drunkly kissed...when you guys get lit again...yall will probably do the same thing...plus since she took a hella courageous risk and told her your feelings...there aint' no going back...no matter how hard yall try...things will never be the same...either yall grow together or yall's friendship ends...

and your gurl friend...dumped you...after two years...only to start going with your boy...and now she needs ya bad...lol...

falk...this one is hard...who's easier to hang with and who's hotter...i'm assuming that your former g/f is hotter...and that your friend is easier to hang with...

alright...i'd go with the one i sparked with...the one that is hella easy to talk about anything...and everything...thats probably going to be your friend since you probably didn't worry about offending her or anything...

or you could just go for the one that's hotter...lol
 
Hey, I need some advice too. Maybe you can help.

I have a very emotionally unstable father and it's really beginning to be a bother. He has three different personalities, each I'll explain to you. The three personalities are: rage dad, child molestor dad, and kid dad. Rage Dad: Is a verbally and sometimes physically abusive side of my Dad. He will get upset over the simplest things and cause them to blow up into big fights. He's constantly hitting me for stupid things, for example, I didn't come to dinner on time because I was cleaning my hamsters cage. I was like two minutes late and he freaked out and hit me. Every door in my house has needed to be replaced because he's punched wholes in them. If the door is locked, because someone is doing something private or is changing, and he goes to open the door and it's locked, he just goes wild and starts trying to beat the doors down. We constantly have to get new mechanical things for the house because he'll throw them at people if they're not used correctly, for example, I had one of those "George Foreman Grills" because I like to Grill things a lot and it's simpler than getting the whole grill started. Anyway, after I was done, I left it to cool so that the teflan(sp?) didn't come off while I was washing it. He got pissed because I left it out and threw it at me full force. Last Christmas Eve, my Mom didn't go downstairs to look at some present, so I came into the kitchen to find my dad shaking my mom screaming "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Next Dad is, Child Molestor Dad. This is the one that freaks me out the most. He is so screwed up when it comes to showing me that he loves me. It's almost getting to a disturbing level now and sometimes I'm afraid to leave my room. Here's somethings that he does. He'll constantly do things to try to get me to say thank you and give him a hug, even though it gets in the way. Like, before I go to school he'll walk into my room and see tying my shoe and he'll be like "LET ME HELP YOU!" and than he'll delay me further by getting in my way and than when he's done he'll sit there and wait for a thank you and when I don't he'll get so upset. If he sees me, he'll drag me into the nearest room and make me sit on his lap for like a half hour. He's always touches me when he makes me sit on his lap. He doesn't do anything that's like sexual harrasment or something, but it does get close to that level sometimes. If I try to leave, he doesn't let me, he'll hold onto my arms harder. It's gotten to the point that I have to make a plan to leave my room. I'll lie on the floor somewhere, with my ear to the floor so I can hear. If he's anywhere near me, where I wouldn't be able to run to my room without seeing him, I'll just sit there and wait for him to go somewhere different, even if it takes a half hour. The other dad is Child Dad. That side of him gets on my nerves the most! Oh my God! Ok, I'm growing up and sometimes I make mistakes or have feelings that I have to share with someone. I usually email Killerdwarf and he gives some insight so that I don't have to talk to my Dad about things. I've kinda adopted him as a virtual Dad. Anyway, let's say that...I went on a huge killing spree and I'm about to kill mysels so I don't have to go to jail. If I went to try to talk to him about that, he's laugh and say something like "hurhurhur" and than make a joke out of it. He does that all the time. You can't have a serious conversation with him at all. Not at all. Anything you say to him he'll make into a joke and it's so annoying. The jokes are stupid and rude at the most and are annoying to hear 24/7. I hate being stuck in a car with him or having to have a meal with him, because it's just him being a child. He's like a 3-year-old trapped in a childs body and it's really beginning to piss me off. I don't wanna hear that crap all the time because it gets sooo annoying when you hear his verbal unfunny comments all the time. I've tried to tell him to cut the crap and grow up, but in a nicer way of course, and you'll never guess what he did. He cried and didn't talk to me for like a day. I'm really tired of my dads bull**** and I feel like I'm going to lash out at him someway or another because I really can't take his crap anymore.

What do you think I should do?
 
lol...a little out of my league but...

go get some help...ask your mom if she's still in the picture...got to like child protective services..and go talk to one of the workers over there..what i'm really saying is...go tell an authority figure...
 
i rather have the friend one than the other b*tch!she might be the "hot" one, but she dumped me in the prom night! the other i know i can count on her for everything and trust her....tahanks for the advice anyway 😀
 
Dear Mr. Gasm Landers, for awhile(long,long while) I haven't felt like myself, like when it comes to being happy it's like my mind is like what the h*** is that, we know no such word?...I have my days when I'm in a good mood, but still in the back of my mind, there's something telling me that I don't deserve to be in a good mood. I just don't feel like myself, I used to be this happy-go-lucky type person who was always cheerful, & smiling, now it's almost a chor to smile. I used to talk alot, like all the time, now it's hard for me to find what i want to say to anybody.....I'm just really,really lost, & I'm sick & tired of feeling this way!!...PLZ. help if you can!
 
PaP...i'm feeling you..its called a rut...don't know what's wrong...but something is...

what you need...is to change the beat...if you've gotten into a routine....break it...go hang with friends when you usually wouldn't...go do something crazy...pull a prank...just live baby...don't worry bout your mood...that will come...

oneeyedx...change aerostar's name to opal pussywagon....that's a name...
 
Those are good names for a Mustang or an Aston Martin (sigh) - that van's name is probably Albert 🙂 Unless it gets a Star Wars paint job like the EvilTrioMobile🙂
 
Dear Gasm.

I have a Turnip shaped "Thingy" is it wrong to hide in the vegitable rack and scare children?

the security guard at the supermarket seems to think it is...
 
ok... not what i was getting at but fine. I'm sure it's not a small "thingy" (as you like to call it). I was refering to you scaring the kids with it. :/
 
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